Monster Zero Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 This announcement appeared in my local weekly paper last Thursday. I spotted it whilst in the pub at the start of an evenings boozing, leafing through the usual selection of non-events and it caused much amusement Elaine does not want to be associated with her brother or his mum, Mrs Rutherford.Why on earth would you feel moved to pay money to have that printed in a newspaper? Why on earth would the paper not just say "wise up were not printing your shite, take it to Jeremy Kyle"? Also, unless its a step-brother situation, why does she feel the need to specify his mum? Things must be bad if she wants to disassociate herself from ever emerging from her mothers vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Amsterdam and Awakenings this weekend!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shealesy Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Finding a website to watch most Freeview channels live that doesn't cost a thing and doesn't send spam emails by the gazillion every hour!! Win!!You have to sign up but its quick, free, and spam-less and has an iPhone site that works brilliantly on a 3G connection TVCatchup - Never Miss A Show Again if anyone is interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Passing my driving test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 "Auntie Betty's" ice-cream, down in Stoney...... seriously the best in Scotland for me !!(I tried apple pie & tablet flavour....fucking awesome !)but my kids didn't like the saltwater in the open-air pool !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 I went there yesterday after a wander from the beach up to Dunnottar castle and back. Toffee fudge ice cream felt well earned. Definitely ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Stonehaven is so rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Going home via the harbour, and seeing a lorry driver pick up a hooker in broad daylight. Ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Going home via the harbour, and seeing a lorry driver pick up a hooker in broad daylight. Ace.Why do I have a feeling this info is going to end up being key evidence in a murder investigation?That said, haven't seen any hookers down there in ages (not that I'm looking you understand, en route to the beach etc). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Seeing a woman defending her breastfeeding rights by whapping it out in a bus stop on Union St. Bravo to her sheer lack of regard for at least being discreet. Total swamp donkey as well. Bus stop faces Sonmerfield as well. Few folk put off their lunch I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Having an amazing time at Glastonbury. I even got a suntan. Ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 typing 2204355 into google and hitting 'i'm feeling lucky'. i'm so confused now.also, this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 I can understand why he'd be dancing - fried chicken is delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Having an amazing time at Glastonbury. I even got a suntan. Ace!I got a tan in Awakenings too!! Festival tan whoop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Going home via the harbour, and seeing a lorry driver pick up a hooker in broad daylight. Ace.A daylight-ful broad, amirite? Probably not. Probably addicted to heroin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Megashark vs Giant Octopus.Rocky Horror Picture show, pub and then TUFF CLUB tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Golf courses. They look beautiful and scotlands got fuckin loads of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 soooooo....SlothJo-DArleneneenennenenenenenenneeiiiiooooOggysittin in my kitchen..... metal is gay.:headbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Rocky Horror Picture show.Respect = gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Respect = gone.Fuck you, seeing The Rocky Horror Show live in a packed theatre is one of the greatest night out you can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Fuck you, seeing The Rocky Horror Show live in a packed theatre is one of the greatest night out you can get.Agreed, i enjoyed it when i saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Respect = gone.Respect = gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 soooooo....SlothJo-DArleneneenennenenenenenenneeiiiiooooOggysittin in my kitchen..... metal is gay.:headbang:This was the song for "sitting in my kitchen" ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Fuck you, seeing The Rocky Horror Show live in a packed theatre is one of the greatest night out you can get.It's okay, that was just aimed at Craig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 There's going to be a second series of Limmy's Show. Hurray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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