sexytunk Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I write this still bursting my balls at a prank we just played on one of our apprentices! He came in this morning telling us of a nasty burn he'd got in his, shall we say groinal area(How he got it I don't know, and don't want to). We had a discussion with him saying that surgical spirit was very good at cooling burns, 20 min's later he returned from the chemist with the very thing, and is still rolling around next door, pretty much in tears! Ain't it great being a bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I write this still bursting my balls at a prank we just played on one of our apprentices! He came in this morning telling us of a nasty burn he'd got in his, shall we say groinal area(How he got it I don't know, and don't want to). We had a discussion with him saying that surgical spirit was very good at cooling burns, 20 min's later he returned from the chemist with the very thing, and is still rolling around next door, pretty much in tears! Ain't it great being a bastard? I hope he shits in your boiler suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 He came in this morning telling us of a nasty burn he'd got in his, shall we say groinal area(How he got it I don't know, and don't want to). :You mean his cock.I hear those symptoms are a by-product of rape.He deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I once burned a man's groinal area with a lighter just before he nipped off to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I hope he shits in your boiler suit.Well thankfully i'm office based, so it's not me that will get the retaliation. It's part of the learning curve, not to do bloody stupid things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Well thankfully i'm office based, so it's not me that will get the retaliation. It's part of the learning curve, not to do bloody stupid things.Maybe he has an abusive partner? and she poured boiling water on his cock? Along with the mental and physical torment he's already going through, you just made him poor surgical spirit on his cockburn. You're an evil bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Maybe he has an abusive partner? and she poured boiling water on his cock? Along with the mental and physical torment he's already going through, you just made him poor surgical spirit on his cockburn. You're an evil bastard.Well actually i do know how he got the burns, but I'm not going to put it into the public domain! But I can assure you, he was in no way abused, well not in a way he didn't want to be! But yes, I'm guilty as charged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Maybe he has an abusive partner? and she poured boiling water on his cock? Along with the mental and physical torment he's already going through, you just made him poor surgical spirit on his cockburn. You're an evil bastard.Are you sexytunk's apprentice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Did he shag a prostitute that had an unkept beaver?Friction burnz iz strai'up NASTY yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Did he shag a prostitute that had an unkept beaver?Friction burnz iz strai'up NASTY yo!You've just been having a go at me for being an evil bastard, and now you're making a mock of the poor lad! Fancy doing that to the poor bugger, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Next time, get him to use deep-heat/oil of wintergreen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 You've just been having a go at me for being an evil bastard, and now you're making a mock of the poor lad! Fancy doing that to the poor bugger, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.Never! But in all honesty, you're still an evil bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Why can't you tell us how he got them? Nobody knows him, apart from you it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Why can't you tell us how he got them? Nobody knows him, apart from you it seems.Cause I don't want to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 You are an evil man for doing it to him, and then not telling us what he shagged to get his STI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbroonbreed Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 My old flatmate once made me fried eggs for breakfast but he did them over easy so I murdered him.The rent went up but at least I've never had to eat another dry yolked burnt piece of shit egg ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 ^Best post in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 ^Best post in a while.Though it's inaccurate. If an egg has been cooked with a burnt yoke then it's not over easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Okay, Adolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 ^ winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Yes, obviously pointing out inaccuracies makes me hitler. I really tried not to post it, couldn't help myself though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Hitler caused a fuss over inaccuracies all the time.But by 'inaccuracies' I actually mean 'Jewish people' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Hitler caused a fuss over inaccuracies all the time.But by 'inaccuracies' I actually mean 'Jewish people'Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Hitler caused a fuss over inaccuracies all the time.But by 'inaccuracies' I actually mean 'Jewish people' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I used to sometimes smoke after sex, but I never got burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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