Guest Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Aw. I liked having a funny tag named after me. And my evil penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Haha, obviously someone thinks i wrote the Maxi related one. Unfortunately you're way off the mark. I like the guy.I'm only gay for pay as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 I didnt write the "Ticking Time cock" one.Just for the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Due to unforseen circumstances Biz the drummer is alive and well, and will be, in the eyes of some of these dour fuckers on here, unfortunately be appearing onstage in Aberdeen sometime this year doing more solo shennanigans. Biz will be available for drum tuition, occasional whacking things, and drunken conversations at gigs in Aberdeen soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Biz the drummer is alive and well, and will be, in the eyes of some of these dour fuckers on here, unfortunately be appearing onstage in Aberdeen sometime this year doing more solo shennanigansFor "dour fuckers" read "people who don't find the stupid, idiotic ramblings of an absolute non-entity funny in the slightest".In language you can understand, "Jings, crivvens, help ma kilt. Here comes Basher McTurk birlin' doon Stoorie Brae on his cairtie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Biz Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 This could be a review of your bands gig in The MooringsFor "dour fuckers" read "people who don't find the stupid, idiotic ramblings of an absolute non-entity funny in the slightest".I saw your band gigging - I was not impressed, but I wouldn't go around dissing you, cause I'm a nice guy .People coming on here full of negativity and trying to get into arguments and being negative is why I decided to have a break for a while.I'm glad you don't like my stuff, hopefully that will mean I don't see you at any of my gigs.And by the way - I play with bands all over Scotland -so as for being a non entity - I canna really see how you come to that assumption.Fudge Fanzine is always on the lookout for contributions, and with your sparkling wit and charming way with words I'm sure you would make a valuable contribution .I was approached by 2 promoters last week asking me to recite idiotic ramblings as both Lecht Polanski and Biz the drummer, so I guess I must be doing something worthwhile to be regularly offered cash to speak shite and hae a laugh . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I saw your band gigging - I was not impressed, but I wouldn't go around dissing you, cause I'm a nice guy .People coming on here full of negativity and trying to get into arguments and being negative is why I decided to have a break for a while.I'm glad you don't like my stuff, hopefully that will mean I don't see you at any of my gigs.And by the way - I play with bands all over Scotland -so as for being a non entity - I canna really see how you come to that assumption.Fudge Fanzine is always on the lookout for contributions, and with your sparkling wit and charming way with words I'm sure you would make a valuable contribution .I was approached by 2 promoters last week asking me to recite idiotic ramblings as both Lecht Polanski and Biz the drummer, so I guess I must be doing something worthwhile to be regularly offered cash to speak shite and hae a laugh .It's not your drumming ability that puts me off, it's the fact that i can't stand your "off the wall" sense of humour. I don't find your posts funny at all and your ability to wade in and talk epic amounts of shite put me off anything good you might be saying.I'm sure you're a nice guy in real life. I just don't have time for your shite online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 It's not your drumming ability that puts me off, it's the fact that i can't stand your "off the wall" sense of humour. I don't find your posts funny at all and your ability to wade in and talk epic amounts of shite put me off anything good you might be saying.I'm sure you're a nice guy in real life. I just don't have time for your shite online.This. Exactly this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Well you could always just go and look at something more to your tastes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I for one think your the biz.There's nae need to kick up a fuss if yi canna bear the shite he talks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Well you could always just go and look at something more to your tastes.You crop up everywhere on this forum and it's hard to avoid you without resorting to the ignore function (something which i can't bring myself to use). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 You crop up everywhere on this forum and it's hard to avoid you without resorting to the ignore function (something which i can't bring myself to use).This again, you must have has some fruit with your cereal this morning. I refuse to use the Ignore function on principle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 This again, you must have has some fruit with your cereal this morning. I refuse to use the Ignore function on principle.Haha, i'm always like this really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Haha, i'm always like this really So you're dreich as fuck all the time yet Biz speaks the odd bitta shite and seems like a really happy person? I know who i'd rather be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 So you're dreich as fuck all the time yet Biz speaks the odd bitta shite and seems like a really happy person? I know who i'd rather be...No, i find different things funny. I couldn't care less if he's happy or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 No, i find different things funny. I couldn't care less if he's happy or not You laugh at dreich things like putting fruit in cereal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 You laugh at dreich things like putting fruit in cereal...I would find you coming home and finding me fucking your dad funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I would find you coming home and finding me fucking your dad funny...It would only be funny if my dad was on top, he'd stand a chance of crushing you that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 It would only be funny if my dad was on top, he'd stand a chance of crushing you that way.No dice, i'm a giver not a receiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 No dice, i'm a giver not a receiver ?(Stumped....wait....no....stumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didz Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Did Jake get banned for flirting with Alkaline? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Did Jake get banned for flirting with Alkaline? o_OYeah, i complained about sexual harrasment and spousal abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 biz gets paid to go on stage and make people laugh and he doesn't use "i fucked your dad" jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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