Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I sometimes think I'm medically incapable of telling a lie. I just can't seem to, and I'd rather not anyway. It can be a double-edged sword, though."Hey, what did you think of the gig?" - Sorry guys, that was fucking rubbish."Am I putting on weight?" - Yes, you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 SCOTTY WEAPON convinced a girl he wrote most of Bring Me The Horizon's material.Nothing else happened, she just believed him, and it's quite a blatant lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 i once told a girl on the exo dancefloor that i was a norwegian pilot because she said she was from norway and i figured that chicks liked pilots. unfortunately i didn't make a 'gash landing' that night though.but i did pull her and she was later spotted crying in the girl's toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 i once told a girl on the exo dancefloor that i was a norwegian pilot because she said she was from norway and i figured that chicks liked pilots. unfortunately i didn't make a 'gash landing' that night though.but i did pull her and she was later spotted crying in the girl's toilets.Was the crying related to the pulling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I lie all the time. I'm even lying right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 i once told a girl on the exo dancefloor that i was a norwegian pilot because she said she was from norway and i figured that chicks liked pilots. Didn't she just start speaking to you in Norwegian? (Or maybe you speak Norwegian). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 so she would let him fire his beans up her muff..ha ha ha!Mmm I'm a bit like you jake, it's hard to lie and I'm pretty sure obvious if I do....so mine are pretty rubbish...On holiday when my friend and I were approached on the street by a group of sleaz-bag foreign guys (who were FAR to young anyway) I told them I was from Tweeden and that I only spoke Tweedish in a bid to make them move on.......however my friend didn't quite click on to the lie and started saying...WOT?....Wot you saying Jodi?? gave the game away and we flew the scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Didn't she just start speaking to you in Norwegian? (Or maybe you speak Norwegian).Yeah actually that was wrong, i must have said i was a pilot for a norwegian company (which in actual fact is an aviation engineering company) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Was the crying related to the pulling?i'd imagine so. haven't you heard about my technique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I've heard mutterings. Can you just brief me on 'how you roll'?1. Pull2. Watch them weepIs that it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I've heard mutterings. Can you just brief me on 'how you roll'?1. Pull2. Watch them weepIs that it?!Weeping is a bit specific, they usually end up with salty stuff of some sort streaming down their cheeks though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Rowies??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I think he meant tears or cum or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Really? I'd never have thought of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Mmm I'm a bit like you jake, it's hard to lie and I'm pretty sure obvious if I do....so mine are pretty rubbish...Don't see the point, the truth ALWAYS comes out in the end and you just end up looking like a prize toby for being a lying shitcunt in the first place.It's less stressful to be truthful anyway, had the misfortune to let a pathological liar get its claws into me a while back. Odious bitch even said her mum was dead when she wasn't, sick cow. The look on her face when her mum phoned me! I didn't need to say anything, I knew she felt like an idiot by the look of her. And people like that are allowed to be parents.It was fun for a while, knowing she was lying about various things and listening to ridiculously feeble attempts to explain things away when she contradicted herself for the umpteenth time. If you're going to be a boring liar, don't change the story every time you tell it. You might look less of a plunt that way...Why people do it I don't know, maybe they think it makes them more interesting.It doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Don't see the point, the truth ALWAYS comes out in the end.Incorrect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Incorrect.Obviously still waiting, then. But it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 The truth doesn't come out if you're a GOOD liar.Continuity is the key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I knew someone whos girlfriend lied about being on the pill.Absolute nutter butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Alan Cynic took me to that restaurant (Katz Deli). I've never suspected that it was some sort of come on... until now.You were sitting in the actual seat, too!I'll try roses next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Obviously still waiting, then. But it does.You only think it does because no-one knows about the lies that the truth doesn't come out about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I'll try roses next time I'm more of a Quality Street man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Yikes!That's bunny boiler stuff. Did he not twig when he never saw her taking it? You're suppose to take it at roughtly the same time everyday y'see.That's really awful though. That is awful. Well I'm not sure on the in's and outs of it, we weren't best mates or anything, it just came up in conversation months later in a drunken conversation about crazy exs. Though she did become pregnant, and then she did have a miscarriage. Grim.On a lighter note, a good friend does lie frequently about being Eoghan from X-factors big brother, in order to pull idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 On a lighter note, a good friend does lie frequently about being Eoghan from X-factors big brother, in order to pull idiots.Quality lie. I bet it works a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Adam, you could tell pretty girls that you are the drummer from the Distillers.Not that your girlfriend would particularly like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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