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Guest Jake Wifebeater

I sometimes think I'm medically incapable of telling a lie. I just can't seem to, and I'd rather not anyway. It can be a double-edged sword, though.

"Hey, what did you think of the gig?" - Sorry guys, that was fucking rubbish.

"Am I putting on weight?" - Yes, you are.

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i once told a girl on the exo dancefloor that i was a norwegian pilot because she said she was from norway and i figured that chicks liked pilots. unfortunately i didn't make a 'gash landing' that night though.

but i did pull her and she was later spotted crying in the girl's toilets.

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i once told a girl on the exo dancefloor that i was a norwegian pilot because she said she was from norway and i figured that chicks liked pilots. unfortunately i didn't make a 'gash landing' that night though.

but i did pull her and she was later spotted crying in the girl's toilets.

Was the crying related to the pulling?

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so she would let him fire his beans up her muff.

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ha ha ha!

Mmm I'm a bit like you jake, it's hard to lie and I'm pretty sure obvious if I do....so mine are pretty rubbish...

On holiday when my friend and I were approached on the street by a group of sleaz-bag foreign guys (who were FAR to young anyway) I told them I was from Tweeden and that I only spoke Tweedish in a bid to make them move on.......however my friend didn't quite click on to the lie and started saying...WOT?....Wot you saying Jodi?? gave the game away and we flew the scene

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Didn't she just start speaking to you in Norwegian? (Or maybe you speak Norwegian).

Yeah actually that was wrong, i must have said i was a pilot for a norwegian company (which in actual fact is an aviation engineering company)

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Guest Tam o' Shantie
I've heard mutterings. Can you just brief me on 'how you roll'?

1. Pull

2. Watch them weep

Is that it?!

Weeping is a bit specific, they usually end up with salty stuff of some sort streaming down their cheeks though.

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Mmm I'm a bit like you jake, it's hard to lie and I'm pretty sure obvious if I do....so mine are pretty rubbish...

Don't see the point, the truth ALWAYS comes out in the end and you just end up looking like a prize toby for being a lying shitcunt in the first place.

It's less stressful to be truthful anyway, had the misfortune to let a pathological liar get its claws into me a while back. Odious bitch even said her mum was dead when she wasn't, sick cow. The look on her face when her mum phoned me! I didn't need to say anything, I knew she felt like an idiot by the look of her. And people like that are allowed to be parents.

It was fun for a while, knowing she was lying about various things and listening to ridiculously feeble attempts to explain things away when she contradicted herself for the umpteenth time. If you're going to be a boring liar, don't change the story every time you tell it. You might look less of a plunt that way...

Why people do it I don't know, maybe they think it makes them more interesting.

It doesn't.

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Yikes!

That's bunny boiler stuff.

Did he not twig when he never saw her taking it? You're suppose to take it at roughtly the same time everyday y'see.

That's really awful though. :(

That is awful. Well I'm not sure on the in's and outs of it, we weren't best mates or anything, it just came up in conversation months later in a drunken conversation about crazy exs. Though she did become pregnant, and then she did have a miscarriage. Grim.

On a lighter note, a good friend does lie frequently about being Eoghan from X-factors big brother, in order to pull idiots.

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