Guest Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Whats the worst thing you have ever lied about to get out of/into a situation?Ever pretended to like a band to seem cool? Ever pretended to read a book you havent, or something far worse?Go on, dish the dirt. I have a few ones that are pretty bad, but I'll wait to gauge the tone of the thread first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 When I was about 13 I really wanted to join my mates band as the drummer. I told them I had been playing drums for over a year when the truth is, I didn't even know what a fucking snare drum was, let alone how to play an entire kit. Anyways, I 'phoned in sick' on the day of the first practice, but decided that I 'had' to learn drums sooner or later. That was 13 years ago and I'm still playing them haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbroonbreed Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 I once told a chick that I got sacked from my job because all my family had died just so she'd touch me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 I faked not having an orgasm once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hobo Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 I made love to your mother under a weeping willowI don't even contemplate lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 I once had relations with a girl under the pretence I was the bassist in Biffy Clyro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 I faked not having an orgasm once.You dirty man! I have faked having an orgasm before just to get it over and done with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hobo Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 You dirty man! I have faked having an orgasm before just to get it over and done with.I did hope i wasnt the only one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 I did hope i wasnt the only one Yeah, girls think they have the monopoly on that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Since it's safe to assume everyone here has faked one at some point, I'll admit to once telling a girl a condom had split for a laugh. It was really funny for 5 seconds, until she burst into tears and I had to console and reassure her for about 20 minutes. It was at this point that I realised the majority of things I thought were funny other people didn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didz Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I couldn't even contemplate counting how many times I've done that.*Certainly more often than not. I'd very much doubt I'm alone in this as far as the ladies go.*Not to my current boyfriend I should add.You make that sound like hundreds of men will now be doubting their sexual performance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 *Not to my current boyfriend I should add.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ok... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didz Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Yep, hope your boyfriend doesn't browse on here either cos he WILL be doubting his performance as well now. Poor bugger. Expect erection problems from now on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 The list isn't that long really. I was more or less pointing the finger at people I've been in relationships with.People on this site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Keep diggin' Lester, keep diggin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I once faked it in a restaurant. Then some woman was like "I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I once faked it in a restaurant. Then some woman was like "I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING"Alan Cynic took me to that restaurant (Katz Deli). I've never suspected that it was some sort of come on... until now.I've just remembered that I once pretended to like Phil Collins to get in about a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I've just remembered that I once pretended to like Phil Collins to get in about a girl. That is a bit harsh! o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didz Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I've played the gay card. Approach a group of girls saying ur not from Aberdeen and ask if there's any gay bars, get talking, eventually get the "all the decent guys are gay" or "what a waste" line, then, well now you mention it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 A friend of mine (naming no names) told a girl he had inoperable lung cancer, and was going to die a virgin...so she would let him fire his beans up her muff.That's pretty fucking low, and yet...brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I've played the gay card. Approach a group of girls saying ur not from Aberdeen and ask if there's any gay bars, get talking, eventually get the "all the decent guys are gay" or "what a waste" line, then, well now you mention it....That worked?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I've played the gay card. Approach a group of girls saying ur not from Aberdeen and ask if there's any gay bars, get talking, eventually get the "all the decent guys are gay" or "what a waste" line, then, well now you mention it....Nice work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 That worked?!he surely deserves a medal if she didnt smell the bullshit on that one from a mile away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 he surely deserves a medal if she didnt smell the bullshit on that one from a mile away!Dunno, I've known more than a few folk who swear blind that gay bars are excellent places to pull the opposite sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Dunno, I've known more than a few folk who swear blind that gay bars are excellent places to pull the opposite sex.argh, i'd meant to press quote on the post above, the one about the lung cancer. The gay one is no surprise to me, but the lung cancer one is the one worthy of a medal:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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