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Worst Xmas present you've ever had?


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I'd have been fucking delighted to get Jaffa Cakes from Secret Santa.

Our office didnt do a Secret Santa, because some dumb bitch complained it was "based on office politics" or some shit.

So I shit on her desk and left a note that said "How's that for politics, you ugly slut?"

LOL!! ha ha

jaffa's suck! (sorry!)

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For my work's Secret Santa, I suggested a 10 spending limit, which was loudly booed and a 5 limit was put in place. I got a mug with some cats on it. It combines my love of cats with my fondness for drinking beverages out of mugs.

A couple of years ago I got a tool kit for Christmas. Which would be really good, except that I don't do anything remotely like DIY or anything that requires a spirit level, hammer etc... Its nice when family members take absolutely no thought or care when buying you a gift.

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A couple of years ago I got a tool kit for Christmas. Which would be really good, except that I don't do anything remotely like DIY or anything that requires a spirit level, hammer etc... Its nice when family members take absolutely no thought or care when buying you a gift.

You might not appreciate it now, but a tool kit is a gift that keeps on giving. I've been assembling one for the past few years and i originally thought i'd never use the stuff but since i bought my first flat i've been using it tons.

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You might not appreciate it now, but a tool kit is a gift that keeps on giving. I've been assembling one for the past few years and i originally thought i'd never use the stuff but since i bought my first flat i've been using it tons.

I got a toolkit this year for part of my xmas and a 600 piece kit for puting up picutres n things (plugs, screws, hooks etc)

I did ask for the toolkit as I have none would like to try DIY but handy even if someone is doing it for me!! ha ha Just as well I got the picutre kit cause I would have went to stick up my pics and thot shit no screws/plugs/hooks etc!! good thinking mum!

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We've got a ASDA Smartprice hammer in the flat and it's bloody terrifying; every time I use it I think the head's gonna come flying off and nail me in the face or something.

I think a toolkit is a great gift, though, and I'm the least DIY-orientated person in the world. You never know when a screw's gonna come loose or some shitty flatpack furniture's going to fall apart.

As for shit gifts, I got a Newcastle United cardigan for Christmas. A bloody cardigan with a team logo on it, for crying out loud. The mind boggles...

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It's true. When my dad discovered that my boyfriend didn't have any tools you could see him doing a "That's minus one point against him" in his head. My dad has a whole workbench area in my parents garage. That's manliness to the max!

As a result, the hammer in our flat has a pink handle. It's mine. You wouldn't want to go down that sort of line, eh? Using baby pink girly hammers.

I got all that from my father in law, he is an ex engineer turned techie teacher and I thought he was going to have a heart attack when I told him I only had a hammer and a single screwdriver (though have a jewellers kit for working on laptops and PC's).

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Yay for girly tool kits!

I actually really need to get a toolbox... the few things I have are all dotted about the place.

I haven't used mine yet like!! ha ha I did lend a screwdriver to a firnd in need tho ;)

My sister is the DIY queen nae shit she should be a house doctor, she's got the works, jigsaws (aye not the puzzle game) lay's floor, wallpaper, makes whole wall shelving units in fact she's just done a house conversion in about 6mths in Newmachar (i think it was there)......her fiance Kenny isn't allowed in case he does it wrong ha ha

If someone gave me that they'd be getting Granny porn the year after or the shittest thing I could find in the xmas gift section in ASDA which is generally shit anyway.

I bought some of my male friends some comicaly named porn for part of their presents.... 'It was Toight tonight'....'mucky's lucky dip' still trying to locate midget granny porn...haha

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As a result, the hammer in our flat has a pink handle. It's mine. You wouldn't want to go down that sort of line, eh? Using baby pink girly hammers.

I walked out of B&Q when I first saw there range of pink tools! WHY!

B&Q is no longer my safehaven.

Its just me and my toolbox(s) now.

One day I'll have a shed, whith a light and a bench.

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Also, do they put Midget porn on the top shelf!?

If you're a midget, who likes to look at photos of other midgets getting fucked, you cant even reach the shelf to buy it?!

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