James Broonbreed Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Papa Pizza on Holburn Street is a winner if they deliver on time. You can also keep yourself entertained for hours readings their hilarious menu. A few choice morsels: "Fresh succulent tomato of the season made as a source for your taste buds with the finest Italian cheese" "A wealth of taste fired with promises of finely chopped red onion, spicy beef, salami & smoked sausage, performed with garlic to be the pizza for your palate" "An occasion of joy, brought by selection of double prawns, anchovies, plus tuna to let your hunger have a sea voyage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Atom Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 "Fresh succulent tomato of the season made as a source for your taste buds with the finest Italian cheese" "A wealth of taste fired with promises of finely chopped red onion, spicy beef, salami & smoked sausage, performed with garlic to be the pizza for your palate" "An occasion of joy, brought by selection of double prawns, anchovies, plus tuna to let your hunger have a sea voyage" Do you think the person who wrote this also writes all the food "reviews" for the Evening Express website? Similar level of baffling "English-is-my-second-or-third-language" hyperbole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I dunno, but I really hope the chopped onions aren't just a hollow promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Woodsinho Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Good pizza: http://rustichetto.com 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Good pizza: http://rustichetto.com Also, they deliver beers - good work Rustico! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Pretty much the only bad thing about moving to Glasgow is the fact that Rustico now deliver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I had a similar ordeal with Domino's, who delivered me the greasiest mess I've ever seen. It was soaking wet with orange grease. The pizza itself was just a pile of slop, and the grease was so plentiful, it soaked through to the underside of the box. I couldn't eat it. I sent them photos, and told them I wanted a refund as it was inedible. They said that would happen. But it never did, after numerous e-mails with the branch and then head office, the latter of which just throw out the usual "It's a franchise. You have to speak to the branch". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 Victoria's Secret customer services is practically non existent. I'll have their guts for garters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 The Special K advert with the woman singing the Willy Wonka song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 unexpectedly high motorbike repair bills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 People who walk in to the office at 5pm and act offended when you're packing up, ready to go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Don't you hate it when a really shit song gets stuck in your head and it is usually just a couple of lines? I've got Mike and the Mechanics "Looking Back Over my Shoulder" on constant repeat. Oh, and the horrible confirmation that a large group (a swarm if you will) of residents in Aberdeen are massive racists, judging from comments on the Evening Express and Fubar Facebook accounts. I read that the EE poll about refugees unfortunately closed at 59% against helping anyone. Sad times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Don't you hate it when a really shit song gets stuck in your head and it is usually just a couple of lines? I've got Mike and the Mechanics "Looking Back Over my Shoulder" on constant repeat. Oh, and the horrible confirmation that a large group (a swarm if you will) of residents in Aberdeen are massive racists, judging from comments on the Evening Express and Fubar Facebook accounts. I read that the EE poll about refugees unfortunately closed at 59% against helping anyone. Sad times. Actually, I think you'll find that's a really good song from what was probably the best of all the Genesis side-projects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Actually, I think you'll find that's a really good song from what was probably the best of all the Genesis side-projects.Sounds like racist talk to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Actually, I think you'll find that's a really good song from what was probably the best of all the Genesis side-projects. Best of all the Genesis side projects? Incorrect because su-su-susssudio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Best of all the Genesis side projects? Incorrect because su-su-susssudio su-su-sushiteio more like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Medium sliced bread. Why is it a thing? Who buys it? It's too thin for anything other than feeding the ducks. Awful for sandwiches with a filling consisting of anything more than one slice of ham, and it makes the worst toast. I picked up medium bread by mistake, and now life is pain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 life is pain. Punning in French. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/uk/dead-syrian-boy-on-beach-photo-was-staged-says-katie-hopkins/ The Evening Express should stop having comments on stories like this. I don't like hating people I don't know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/uk/dead-syrian-boy-on-beach-photo-was-staged-says-katie-hopkins/The Evening Express should stop having comments on stories like this. I don't like hating people I don't know.An easier option is for everyone to stop giving the bint a platform to spout from, or kill her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 When people reference their 'haters'I'm gonna go ahead and assume most people are pretty indifferent to whatever you're doing with your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Kidney stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spoonie Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 When people reference their 'haters'I'm gonna go ahead and assume most people are pretty indifferent to whatever you're doing with your life.I have a similar dislike of this and in the British American Football community this is all too common. You're a fat 23 year old white man from Norwich, you're not Kanye West. You don't have haters, almost nobody knows who you are and the rest dont care. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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