Paranoid Android Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 15 minutes free wifi. The fuck am I meant to do with that? It's worse than nothing really. Just a fucking tease. Also I hate the fatty sitting across from me with a the world's biggest bag of Monster Munch. And he hasn't even opened them yet. I bet he can't eat properly, I can tell just by looking at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Not a pet hate, but can we please have a new board dedicated to Spoonie's amazing stories? I'm a raconteur, I love a good story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Work. I hate work. I wish I hadn't moaned about scroungers in the past because I really just want to scrounge and do some off the books work at Christmas from now on. I can't be arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Balls to that. I wish I was still off work. I wasn't ready to go back this week. I've only been back 2 and a half days. It feels like forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Balls to that. I wish I was still off work. I wasn't ready to go back this week. I've only been back 2 and a half days. It feels like forever.Samez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I was meant to be back on the 3rd. Couldn't due to hospital visit/health scare bollocks. Now been back a day and a half. And it fucking sucks.Thankfully only got Monday to go then off to Finland on tour for a week. Yaldie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I was meant to be back on the 3rd. Couldn't due to hospital visit/health scare bollocks. Now been back a day and a half. And it fucking sucks.Thankfully only got Monday to go then off to Finland on tour for a week. Yaldie.Are you dying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Never understood how anyone could be bored without a job or school to go to. There's tons more stuff I'd rather be doing. Obviously if money was no worry. I'm here cos I gotta be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Are you dying?The hospital thought I could be. But it was actually just a chest infection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Never understood how anyone could be bored without a job or school to go to. There's tons more stuff I'd rather be doing. Obviously if money was no worry. I'm here cos I gotta be.Only the boring get bored. I always say that to people who proclaim to be bored. They usually don't like it, for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 They are probably bored of you saying it.I agree though. If you've got enough stuff you're interested in, then having endless free-time would be the bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Only the boring get bored. I always say that to people who proclaim to be bored. They usually don't like it, for some reason.Here, FUCK YOU. Nahh my job can be hella boring some times. Or even worse, there can be tedious tasks that no one wants to do. I'd rather be at home wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Same, though except for wanking, I'd rather be playing Rollercoaster Tycoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I just want to go home and play Rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Never bored with the Internet around. Play some Multiplayer 8 Ball on Miniclip.com. It's seriously addictive, especially when you get into a war of rematches with some Yank knobhead. Finished off some chump 14 games to 13 before buggering off before a rematch started. Pwned.I had a late night last night due to playing so much online Pool. My life is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I've been playing Rage till quite late. And I'll do it again tonight, and tomorrow, and sunday until I finish it and move on to something else. Probably wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Why does Jakebassist refer to masturbation as "playing Rage"? It's kind of gross but not really surprising. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Why does Jakebassist refer to masturbation as "playing Rage"? It's kind of gross but not really surprising.It's only "Rage" when Dubya isn't watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I said wanking would be "something else" so your joke doesn't even make any sense. Pfft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I assumed that was some run of the mill wanking for afterwards, once you'd put the sandpaper and Deep Heat away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Being ill when I'm still in my probationary period at work it's really fucking annoying, and I know the supervisor will be bitching her little heart out. Eugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Just go in and infect her and start a 28 days later type scenario. I'll be the lovable sidekick to whoever is the main man. You might have to kill me at somepoint but I'll understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Hahaha you are so sweet I'll just sneeze on her haha my snot is lethal right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Have you pair done it yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Of course not, he's my loveable sidekick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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