DanClews Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Pet Hate: A total lack of motivation or enthusiasm. The past week or so, if I haven't been with friends, I've been just sitting watching T.V. And I've had loads that I need to do. I just can't seem to want to do them when I have the time. Horrible feeling.I know what you mean - this week I have just been sitting on the sofa infront of the TV and wasting all the evening. I'm blaming it on being the run up to Christmas, and not being able to go out much due to it being dark and rainy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Coming down with a horrendous cold the very same day that your holidays from work start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Water leaks from upstairs neighbours, and upstairs neighbours being pricks about it. I went up and informed him that water was swelling through the ceiling like a tap. He had his shower running. I could hear it at the door, and his bathroom is directly above where the leak was coming from. He just said "That doesn't make any sense. Can't be us. Pass". Luckily his slightly more polite missus came to the door and was less of a cunt, and gave me the number for their landlord. Funnily enough the leak slowed down and tailed off once he turned the shower off. Bell end.The worst thing is, my 16 pack of toilet roll is completely ruined. The one time I buy bog roll in bulk, it gets flooded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 The worst thing is, my 16 pack of toilet roll is completely ruined. The one time I buy bog roll in bulk, it gets flooded.That is the funniest thing I've read all day. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Enjoy my pain. I'm gutted. I'm always under-prepared when it comes to loo roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I ran out of loo roll the other day. You just have to use a face cloth and throw it out afterwards, no biggie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Just wash your arse in the sink. Or if it's really bad, have a shower.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Get the shower head right in aboot.Pet Hate: Things going tits up at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Listen, you fucking barbarians, I feel Soda J's pain. Proper toilet roll is a must have item. All this talk of facecloths and arse washing is making me feel a little sick, so let's leave it there, eh?For what it's worth, if I was anywhere near you right now, I'd come round with some toilet roll because it's one of the worse feelings in the world when you finish doing your stuff and look up and realise there's none left. It's probably worse than having a finger chopped off, but I've never done that before, so can't be 100% certain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Listen, you fucking barbarians, I feel Soda J's pain. Proper toilet roll is a must have item. All this talk of facecloths and arse washing is making me feel a little sick, so let's leave it there, eh?For what it's worth, if I was anywhere near you right now, I'd come round with some toilet roll because it's one of the worse feelings in the world when you finish doing your stuff and look up and realise there's none left. It's probably worse than having a finger chopped off, but I've never done that before, so can't be 100% certain.This post made me proper LOL at my desk.#firstworldproblems #annoysodajerkxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 All this hash tag bollocks should stop, it's fucking stupid. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 That's nothing. I had to go up a full set of steps to find toilet paper at my work after running out yesterday.#firstworldproblems #annoysodajerk #annoyjan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I google imaged "hash tag" to try and find something funny to post on here and found this: So, at least some good came of this nonsense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Yeah the hash tagging started as a result of SodaJerk complaining about them. It's his fault.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 He's such a #cuntThings are less tits up at work now. Which is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I left £65 worth of Christmas presents in the back of a taxi. Looks very unlikely I will retrieve them. worst day.hahahahahahaha you stupid twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 You're a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 All this hash tag bollocks should stop, it's fucking stupid.Who'd have thought saying I dislike hash tags would turn everyone into a cockpocket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Who'd have thought saying I dislike hash tags would turn everyone into a cockpocket?Have you met the internet before...?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 cockpocketFucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 "Fairytale of New York" can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Power surges on Union Street crashing the tills at my work three times. They take anywhere up to 10 minutes to boot back up so that wasn't fun. Then the staff toilets were off limits as the ancient fucking plumbing system decided it'd had enough. Hopefully sorted by tomorrow but I'm not holding my breath.I've also decided to do some overtime which, depending on how it goes, may be a future pet-hate. Working an extra day on Friday and a couple extra hours on Christmas Eve. I'll be happy when I see the money in January... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Power surges on Union Street crashing the tills at my work three times. They take anywhere up to 10 minutes to boot back up so that wasn't fun. Then the staff toilets were off limits as the ancient fucking plumbing system decided it'd had enough. Hopefully sorted by tomorrow but I'm not holding my breath.I've also decided to do some overtime which, depending on how it goes, may be a future pet-hate. Working an extra day on Friday and a couple extra hours on Christmas Eve. I'll be happy when I see the money in January...Wasn't just Union Street. Most of the city centre had issues this morning. We had 4 power cuts in the office this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 "Fairytale of New York" can fuck off.I disagree strongly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 It's a godawful song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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