Paranoid Android Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 and this guy wins the dance contest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 He is simply amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 pretty sure he's got some sort of hover technology in his shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I am apparently the only person who doesn't receive emails about tutorial classes, thesis allocation etc...My original thesis tutor has left, and two weeks ago at my advisor appointment they still hadn't decided who I would be reallocated to. Some of my class are already making up their ethics forms so they can start experimenting! Walked into the office and got an "oh yeah, you're with..." TELLING EARLIER ME WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE! I was specifically told at my advisor meeting to wait as someone would notify me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I pretty much do nothing at work, so I cannot go in hungover or I'll fall asleep at my desk. The Fear and hangoverhorn are common in my day-to-day hangovers too. So I'd be sitting there sleeping, sweating through paranoia, sporting a great big boner. They'd have to fire me!!! lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 It would be one hell of a monday morning that for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 And as to what I get up to, usually nothing too bad but sometimes I just get a horrible nagging feeling that I behaved badly or did something wrong. I can't shift it until I've spoken to as many people as possible who I had been with to try and clear my mind.I get this too. I call it the 'wanker feeling'. Many a time I've done nothing wrong either.I can't handle hangovers at all these days. Was drunk the entire weekend though, still feel a bit ropey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 In the heinz advert when they're all blowing on a spoon full of soup, one daft bitch blows on it then puts the soup back into her bowl... The advert is annoying enough without having an idiot on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Who the fuck blows soup anyway. Leave it a minute and scoop from the sides. Impatient fat cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Combining a wanker feeling with a hangover horn in the workplace would surely be grounds for dismissal.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 In the heinz advert when they're all blowing on a spoon full of soup, one daft bitch blows on it then puts the soup back into her bowl... The advert is annoying enough without having an idiot on it.I was trying to work out the tune that they are blowing on their soup, I think its You bring me sunshine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Just youtubed it. I remember this. I think she might have blew too hard and had to scoop more soup. I do it all the time.EDIT: Quoted the wrong person. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Combining a wanker feeling with a hangover horn in the workplace would surely be grounds for dismissal....Work wank? Could be a new hobby..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Work wank? Could be a new hobby.....That's just a danger wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 That's just a danger wank.Surely only a danger wank if in the actual office? Don't think I could get away with that in here. Jotters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 I thought a danger wank was when you called on someone as you were approaching the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 I thought a danger wank was when you called on someone as you were approaching the end.That's what I always thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 i would imagine having a wank at your desk would count. It would def turn a few heads in my office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 i would imagine having a wank at your desk would count. It would def turn a few heads in my office.And a few stomachs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 And a few females. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 All this chat has reminded me of this wonderful bit of tv: Big Train - Work Place Wanking 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Back on topic ;Losing my wallet and having to cancel my cards. After getting over the rage of losing my cards. I am now really gutted I lost a picture of me and my wife of when we first started dating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Do you have an amusing story about how you lost your wallet?That's usually the only good thing that can come from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Do you have an amusing story about how you lost your wallet?That's usually the only good thing that can come from it.Nope, I left it at a friends house. And they can't find it.I'm not allowed to shout at them to look harder, so I guess I have to cancel my cards, and hope that they do find my wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 If you're sure you left it in their house it should surely turn up at some point right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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