Pet Hates!

[Nev]

I hate most people from Kemnay.

Well, that's put a downer on my day. Is it just being from Kemnay that grinds your gears, or something more specific that would exclude radical young dudes like myself?

I hate surfer talk, words like "groovy", "radical" etc. Basically, any word used in Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles cartoons.

[Shaki]

I'm actually quite interested in words like these, and how they drastically differ which seems to be a region factor more than anything. Round my way when I was a little terror, we used to say "Necta" if something was Good, or Ace - which is just fucking stupid.

I've got another on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't remember it! Gaah.

Fierce??

[Soda Jerk]

Why oh why, do Blacks

Are they stealing your jobs and women too?

[Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree]

For me.. The worst thing is word pronunciation....

Why oh why, do Blacks and southern chavs ALWAYS say fucking "aks" instead of ASK ???.... really hate that !

and ALL those folk who can't pronounce their "Th" and replace them with "F".....

Fink

Fought

etc..... does my bleeding head in !

Oh, I'm with you there.

Similarly, people who say text-es instead of texts. What the fuck?

[Metarie]

There's a bunch of people who stand outside a flat on Crown Street and shout for one of their friends, they do it at all fucking hours. Instead of just going to the buzzer and getting hold of them that way, they stand in the street and shout 'Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaire!' until the girl opens the window. Then they have a 10 minute conversation shouted across the road about where they can get drugs that night.

I hate being interupted. My dad does it constantly. He asks me about something and when I reply he butts in while I'm talking.

When people who use overly impressive words to describe their jobs. Like describing it as a PR Team when all they do is hand out flyers at night. And people who constantly upload photos of themselves posing on Bebo. We get it, you think you're hot. Can we move on?

[Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree]

There's a bunch of people who stand outside a flat on Crown Street and shout for one of their friends, they do it at all fucking hours. Instead of just going to the buzzer and getting hold of them that way, they stand in the street and shout 'Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaire!' until the girl opens the window. Then they have a 10 minute conversation shouted across the road about where they can get drugs that night.

I hate being interupted. My dad does it constantly. He asks me about something and when I reply he butts in while I'm talking.

When people who use overly impressive words to describe their jobs. Like describing it as a PR Team when all they do is hand out flyers at night. And people who constantly upload photos of themselves posing on Bebo. We get it, you think you're hot. Can we move on?

Anyone who interrupts me is endangering their lives........

[RossP]

Those Shelter cunts in the red jacket. I've seen me being hassled by them 5 or 6 times in one trip down Union Street. I think they've been joined by Amnesty International now.

I discovered the other day that those people have a strange job title, coined by internet blogs (I think). Since they are working for a Charity.... and effectively trying to mug you out of your money... they are now known as:

Chuggers. Which means they are chugging on Union St.

I get a bit of joy telling these guys 'I don't give money to Chuggers'

[TelecasterSam]

Are they stealing your jobs and women too?

No.... just the way they talk, is SPEAKING properly too taxing for them?....

Oh, and even chavvy trashy whites, who try to talk like them... hate that too !

( It all stems from this awful sort of "Rap" speak ... I fink ? ) (Rap CRAP, I call it)

[DJ Jo-D]

Can't catch up on 12 pages, but have to say people who eat with their mouths open irritates me, it's disgusting all slappy chops making ding noises gadders!!!!

people who blatently lie to get out of going somewhere....just say you canna be arsed we all have off days!!

[Tilly]

People who sing at you all the time cos they think they're amazing singers...they could well be but arrogance is not an attractive trait...

[Soda Jerk]

Well, it's probably not their first language. But I guess you're right. They are trying their best and it's just not good enough.

[flyingsinatra]

Fierce??

Holy moly, this drives me up the wall. Similarly anyone who uses the word "tricks"

e.g "How's tricks?"

I tend to walk away from the conversation at that point, leaving the person who asked me to rethink their vocabulary and indeed life choices.

[Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree]

Holy moly, this drives me up the wall. Similarly anyone who uses the word "tricks"

e.g "How's tricks?"

I tend to walk away from the conversation at that point, leaving the person who asked me to rethink their vocabulary and indeed life choices.

"Holy moly"

I've not heard that for years - brilliant

[RossP]

Here's a few others that have annoyed me recently:

- Total creeps on Bebo, who just trawl about looking for attractive women/girls so they can say "yr fit, add me on msn". This line has been the opening line in more cases of rape than true love and marriage i'm willing to bet.

- Racism of all kinds. I've snapped a few times this year when i've heard cretins at the football shouting racist remarks at players. I've also started playing CoD5 on mute after getting fed up of hearing chav 10 year olds being wee fannies and using the sort of language/viewpoints a Daily Mail subscriber would use.

- Taxi drivers. None of them know how to signal, they tailgate persistently and always seem to have ways of chucking an extra few on the fare.

[Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree]

Here's a few others that have annoyed me recently:

- Total creeps on Bebo, who just trawl about looking for attractive women/girls so they can say "yr fit, add me on msn". This line has probably been the opening line in more cases of rape than true love and marriage.

- Racism of all kinds. I've snapped a few times this year when i've heard cretins at the football shouting racist remarks at players. I've also started playing CoD5 on mute after getting fed up of hearing chav 10 year olds being wee fannies and using the sort of language/viewpoints a Daily Mail subscriber would use.

- Taxi drivers. None of them know how to signal, they tailgate persistently and always seem to have ways of chucking an extra few on the fare.

The amount of females chatting me up on bebo lately has been ridiculous. For a while I was getting a bebo message every other day, saying something like "hiya sexy, come and chat on msn" or some balls like that. Now, clearly, the picture of some young attractive woman is about 99.9% certain to be fake, and they'll end up trying to get you to subscribe to some porn site, or buy something or something.

What I'm getting at is I know they're not just trying to chat me up. Anyway - those messages annoy me.

Jeez, that relatively simple story took some telling... o_O

[DJ Jo-D]

The amount of females chatting me up on bebo lately has been ridiculous. For a while I was getting a bebo message every other day, saying something like "hiya sexy, come and chat on msn" or some balls like that. Now, clearly, the picture of some young attractive woman is about 99.9% certain to be fake, and they'll end up trying to get you to subscribe to some porn site, or buy something or something.

I get this as well, erm I have read your page and you seem like an interesting person....does it say anywhere on my fricken page that I am into girls...NO fuck off then!!

some more

-people who use last of the loo roll in the bog at work and don't change it - ok once but there is one culprit that I will find!!

-people on forums who are just on to be smart arses/pedantic/abusive

-rangers/celtic supporters who refuse to use anything green/blue because it's the oppositions colours - get a grip how old are you? (2 50+ people I have worked with do this - no green pens/folders/paperclips)

-Slow walkers

-poeple who insist on complaining on how busy they are at work, like they are the only person in the world who are busy......get over it...it's a job...don't like it get a new one

-people who add 's' on the end of things like 'mine'.....where the feck does mines come from - is it an aberdonian thing? Thats mines....huh!?

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[Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree]

I get this as well, erm I have read your page and you seem like an interesting person....does it say anywhere on my fricken page that I am into girls...NO fuck off then!!

some more

-people who use last of the loo roll in the bog at work and don't change it - ok once but there is one culprit that I will find!!

-people on forums who are just on to be smart arses/pedantic/abusive

-rangers/celtic supporters who refuse to use anything green/blue because it's the oppositions colours - get a grip how old are you? (2 50+ people I have worked with do this - no green pens/folders/paperclips)

-Slow walkers

-poeple who insist on complaining on how busy they are at work, like they are the only person in the world who are busy......get over it...it's a job...don't like it get a new one

-people who add 's' on the end of things like 'mine'.....where the feck does mines come from - is it an aberdonian thing? Thats mines....huh!?

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Ha - yeah.

See: "Asdas" "Tescos" etc etc

[Jeanette]

Ha - yeah.

See: "Asdas" "Tescos" etc etc

But what if we're talking about a product from Asda that is better than the one from Tesco...

e.g. "Asda's fancy soup is far better than Tesco's."

Therefore if you were speaking it there wouldn't be an apostrophe. But there would be an added 's'.

Another pet hate...

Girls at gigs with high heels on and not only at gigs but also at the football. I just don't understand it. My feet would ache so badly. It's just silly and it hurts other people - particularly at gigs.

[The59Sound]

You people are pretty perceptive. I didn't even realise some of these things annoyed me until I read them here and really thought about it!

As regards the Rangers/Celtic thing, I'm a Rangers fan and have absolutely no patience for this kind of crap. Also, people who, upon discovering I'm a Rangers fan, give me all this "Rule Brittania" bullshit, basically assuming that I'm automatically some kind of sectarian twat.

[Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree]

But what if we're talking about a product from Asda that is better than the one from Tesco...

e.g. "Asda's fancy soup is far better than Tesco's."

Therefore if you were speaking it there wouldn't be an apostrophe. But there would be an added 's'.

Another pet hate...

Girls at gigs with high heels on and not only at gigs but also at the football. I just don't understand it. My feet would ache so badly. It's just silly and it hurts other people - particularly at gigs.

Well, clearly that's different. I'm talking about people who say "I got this at Asdas". You mean Asda, right?

[Soda Jerk]

Girls at gigs with high heels on and not only at gigs but also at the football. I just don't understand it. My feet would ache so badly. It's just silly and it hurts other people - particularly at gigs.

I don't understand how this affects you in any way.

[DJ Jo-D]

Well, clearly that's different. I'm talking about people who say "I got this at Asdas". You mean Asda, right?

Agreed - it's just tacking it on the end for no reason what so ever

[Larsen B]

You people are pretty perceptive. I didn't even realise some of these things annoyed me until I read them here and really thought about it!

As regards the Rangers/Celtic thing, I'm a Rangers fan and have absolutely no patience for this kind of crap. Also, people who, upon discovering I'm a Rangers fan, give me all this "Rule Brittania" bullshit, basically assuming that I'm automatically some kind of sectarian twat.

I agree, being a Celtic fan. I'm offended by people's ignorance and stupidity when they call me a Fenian. How could I take part in nationalist movement that ceased to exist long before I was born and in an entirely different country. It is often the people who make such stupid comments who then have the cheek to complain about the plight of sectarianism, which the Old Firm bring to Scotland.

[Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree]

I agree, being a Celtic fan. I'm offended by people's ignorance and stupidity when they call me a Fenian. How could I take part in nationalist movement that ceased to exist long before I was born and in an entirely different country. It is often the people who make such stupid comments who then have the cheek to complain about the plight of sectarianism, which the Old Firm bring to Scotland.

I'm a Celtic fan (well sort of, I don't pay that much attention these days...), but probably best not to get onto an old firm debate on the Aberdeen Music forum....

[Alan Cynic]

I quite like that whole 'mines' business