Nev Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Off topic, but shouldn't you be at the Moorings?Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Here to help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)I'm heading up soon, just enjoying a pre gig chow mein at the flat. Can't be bothered switching on the laptop, hence phone posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 I was literally just about to mention this. I hate that sleezy fox bastard and his shit suits. If he's a fox, why is he such a player? Foxes can't even speak. The more I think about this, the more I realise I hate adverts in general. Even the "clever" ones, for instance the Honda one with the parts of a car setting of a chain reaction. Speaking of chain reactions, that guiness one with the dominos can fuck off. So can the merecats and the moonpig and all the fucking toothpaste. What is this "active oats" bollocks in the Scot's Porridge Oats one all about. What a load of shit.Audrey Tautou in the Coco Channel one though... That is amazing. Absolutely astonishing.Claudia Winklemin and Richard Hammond are totally shit and I hate them.Jimmy Carr's face.Finally, James Corden is the world's least funny cunt. What an asshole. What a cunt faced prick.jew win thread. congrats. kthxbai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Aberdeen door policies in general. The 'you're too drunk' one already mentioned. Once my brother, who'd just flown in from Canada, got refused entry to Five (actually maybe Atheneum or whatever it was before five) due to flip flops/general west coast surfer bum look, despite reasonably pointing out that he'd just gotten off a plane.What, he needs to get dressed up to order a drink? For fuck's sake it's a bar, not a formal event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)I threw my casino card at them and told them to shove it up their arses. In retrospect, maybe i was too drunk.My friend Stuart did that once too. We picked it up for him later and the bouncers didn't notice. He's since been back with it and claims he used the line, "I can't be that guy you refused, because he threw his card at you and I still have mine..." on them. Clever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 People.Well, strangers who strike up conversation with me in the Prince of Wales, then think that I'm "a character" when I make it obvious that their presence is causing me much irritation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 The Prince of Wales is indeed a good place for making unwanted new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 The Prince of Wales is indeed a good place for making unwanted new friends.Usually I can fend off these people by appearing aloof, or just being rude. Not the fuds last night though, they wanted to regale me with stories about how they'd just been to The Moorings and how it's totally BONKERS there. ARGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 The Prince of Wales is indeed a good place for making unwanted new friends.Ever been climbing in Nepal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 People.Well, strangers who strike up conversation with meThis, I fucking detest this with every fibre of my being. I think it's the same principle as a cat heading straight for the one person in the room who is allergic to them.I don't care if you're that fucking weak you can't stand being on your own, FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SHITCUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 This, I fucking detest this with every fibre of my being. I think it's the same principle as a cat heading straight for the one person in the room who is allergic to them.I don't care if you're that fucking weak you can't stand being on your own, FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SHITCUNT.I think that's a pretty bizarre overreaction.Jan Deal's problem I can sympathise with, people who won't get the hint when you clearly don't want to speak to anyone else but properly despising someone for being friendly or making idle chit chat?I seem to be the only person on here who doesn't totally hate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 I think that's a pretty bizarre overreaction.Jan Deal's problem I can sympathise with, people who won't get the hint when you clearly don't want to speak to anyone else but properly despising someone for being friendly or making idle chit chat?I seem to be the only person on here who doesn't totally hate that.I've not really got a problem with it either so long as it's just a passing of pleasent comments, or even a joint gripe about the length of queue etc. If feel if you go to a social place you should expect someone to be sociable to you, and the same back etc. Saying that I hate over loud people who think they are very funny, when actually they are just being annoying prats, and I think we have already addressed the skirling, giggling girls on here already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Finally, James Corden is the world's least funny cunt. What an asshole. What a cunt faced prick.Oh man, I'm so fed up of that fat unfunny cunt. Read in the paper the other day that he's going to be the face of ITV's World Cup coverage as well, so we're stuck with him until the summer at least. Hopefully he'll do a Blackwood after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Oh man, I'm so fed up of that fat unfunny cunt. Read in the paper the other day that he's going to be the face of ITV's World Cup coverage as well, so we're stuck with him until the summer at least. Hopefully he'll do a Blackwood after that.Aye he is a bit overated I think. That sketch with the England squad was crap!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 I think that's a pretty bizarre overreaction.The thread is designed for venting, so I vented. I sincerely hope that's alright with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 ISaying that I hate over loud people who think they are very funny.I can't stand Weegies either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Pet hate: when I'm not listening to Shutterspeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 When I get contrasting feedback on my psychology reports - semester 1 "titles go BELOW graphs and ABOVE tables, not ABOVE both" so I do that for the report in semester 2 and it's "titles ABOVE tables and graphs!!!"Fuck off... why can't the markers be on the same wavelength and mark consistently? Last semester my referencing was fine, this semester oh it's bollocks. Last semester my discussion was alright, this semester it's far too short.My classmate practically copied everything from her last report and did alright, I do the same with mine and I get cunted at.I've emailed the research methods lecturer so hopefully he'll be able to explain which is the correct way.Nae happy o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Radio edits of Won't Get Fooled Again and Light My Fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Pet hate: when I'm not listening to Shutterspeed.I must spread rep apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Pet hate: when I'm not listening to Shutterspeed.Read it all. I blame you and Jan for the hype that it definitely lived up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 F'n potholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Those fucking adverts for Shockwaves when I'm trying to listen to good music on Spotify. Possibly the most irritating adverts of all time.In fact Spotify in general is just getting on my fucking tits these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Those fucking adverts for Shockwaves when I'm trying to listen to good music on Spotify. Possibly the most irritating adverts of all time.In fact Spotify in general is just getting on my fucking tits these days.I LONG for the Shockwaves ads! I always get those bloody cocaine hotline ones. I don't mind adverts if I'm not paying for Spotify, but those ones are just irritating. I'm in bed at home listening to Bucks Fizz at 11pm, I don't think I fit into the demographic of snorting coke off some dude's genitals in a public toilet as the advert may suggest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 I LONG for the Shockwaves ads! I always get those bloody cocaine hotline ones. I don't mind adverts if I'm not paying for Spotify, but those ones are just irritating. I'm in bed at home listening to Bucks Fizz at 11pm, I don't think I fit into the demographic of snorting coke off some dude's genitals in a public toilet as the advert may suggest.Au contraire, you obviously don't know what Cheryl Baker used to get up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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