AVB Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 17 hours ago, James Broonbreed said: I just bought 6 330 ml (coke can sized) beers for the train from a reputable 'decent beer' pub (not Brewdog) in Aberdeen and it cost me 26 fuckin' buck.... thats fuckign robbery! Lidl have 12 packs o Tennents for £7, for those not to snobby to drink tennents 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 On 05/04/2017 at 0:55 PM, AVB said: thats fuckign robbery! Lidl have 12 packs o Tennents for £7, for those not to snobby to drink tennents That's the tramps covered then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 People who use the phrase "adulting". Usually preceeded by "OMG, we're so bad at". X is tagged on a photo waving a drink around and looking like a cunt. " Cocktails on a Monday night! We're so bad at adulting! " Every single one of these people needs to be immediately sterilised. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Lemonade said: People who use the phrase "adulting". Usually preceeded by "OMG, we're so bad at". X is tagged on a photo waving a drink around and looking like a cunt. " Cocktails on a Monday night! We're so bad at adulting! " Every single one of these people needs to be immediately sterilised. This also covers "I can't even adult today". Adult isn't a verb. Fuck you, kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 I'm disliking the use of 'state of...' right now. A video of someone doing something stupid with the caption 'The state of this...' It's become a LADZ way of saying 'This is shit/stupid/funny' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 15 hours ago, ca_gere said: I'm disliking the use of 'state of...' right now. A video of someone doing something stupid with the caption 'The state of this...' It's become a LADZ way of saying 'This is shit/stupid/funny' LADZ speak and facebookisms in general can all get to fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 17 hours ago, Lemonade said: This also covers "I can't even adult today". Adult isn't a verb. Fuck you, kill yourself. And just the general "I can't even" can do one. You "can't even" what? Are you so bad at "adulting" that you can't finish sentences? Working at a college, the amount of times I overhear yoofs using the word "literally" when what they're saying is definitely not literal. It's nearly every sentence. These young 'uns don't speak right good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 xx 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 I may have been in a bad mood yesterday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 On 4/11/2017 at 11:41 AM, Soda Jerk said: And just the general "I can't even" can do one. You "can't even" what? Are you so bad at "adulting" that you can't finish sentences? Working at a college, the amount of times I overhear yoofs using the word "literally" when what they're saying is definitely not literal. It's nearly every sentence. These young 'uns don't speak right good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Daft E-cig' rules. I've been reduced to chewing Nicorette gum and using one of those daft, piece of shit, inhalator/tampon thingys whilst at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Smoke in the toilets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, colb said: Smoke in the toilets You have to go more badass than that. Get on a leather jacket and smoke right outside your boss' office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 40 minutes ago, colb said: Smoke in the toilets Aye, but I can't even get the thing through the baggage check, otherwise I'd happily vape like fuck in the bogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, James Broonbreed said: Aye, but I can't even get the thing through the baggage check, otherwise I'd happily vape like fuck in the bogs. You'll easy fit a ecigarette, charger and some juice up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 There's nae enough room up there with all the hash I'm smuggling out - and my bong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Lemonade said: You'll easy fit a ecigarette, charger and some juice up your arse. 46 minutes ago, James Broonbreed said: There's nae enough room up there with all the hash I'm smuggling out - and my bong. Brochers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Teabags said: Brochers... If he gets a really slim one it might fit up his cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Don't want to snap my syringe - it's vintage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSJ81 Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Today's pet hate: thieving little cunts. They should get their hands cut off!!! Came home from work today and noticed our communal bike shed had the lock bust open. Sure enough my bike is gone. 3 locks on the fucker too although they only cut 2 of them as far as I can see. the 3rd secured the front wheel to the frame as it's a quick release. I hope the fuckers at least lost a finger in the process of hacksawing the locks. Fuck the lot of them. I wish them the worst possible death!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 On yer bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Was gonna say... was most likely jimmy 'the brocher' broonloaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 23 minutes ago, ca_gere said: Was gonna say... was most likely jimmy 'the brocher' broonloaf The only thing I've ever stolen was a fleeting glimpse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Seems to be an epidemic of bicycle theft at the moment. Dunno if it's just with the popularity in cycling recently people are buying more expensive bikes and therefore attracting thieves. It's a massive issue in Poland. You re taking a risk locking your bike up anywhere. I saw a guy steal one one day, he spotted the bike, pulled a massive bolt cutters out of his bag, was through the lock and cycling off in ten seconds. That was on a main road in broad daylight. It's so easy for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 On 4/22/2017 at 10:48 AM, Lemonade said: Seems to be an epidemic of bicycle theft at the moment. Dunno if it's just with the popularity in cycling recently people are buying more expensive bikes and therefore attracting thieves. It's a massive issue in Poland. You re taking a risk locking your bike up anywhere. I saw a guy steal one one day, he spotted the bike, pulled a massive bolt cutters out of his bag, was through the lock and cycling off in ten seconds. That was on a main road in broad daylight. It's so easy for them. If you you like Fubar News on facebook you'll see Aberdeen is in the middle of a complete city-wide crime spree and also loads of dogs are going missing right now. And traffic is the most mental it's ever been. and everywhere's flooded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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