Skubbs Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) The shitty canteen at work - how hard is it to grill a fucking Panini? Imagine a normal grilled Panini, now imagine that the cut bit is actually down the middle, facing up at you. The filling is falling out all over the place. I went back to them and asked how the hell they manage to do that and got a "uh, not sure". Edited December 8, 2015 by Scubby derp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Sandwich rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Don't piss me off when I'm hungry haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Coats that don't have the little hoop in the collar for easy hanging up. That annoying situation where you're lapping the fifth coat on a saturated hook, praying it gets some purchase and stays up could all be avoided if all coats had that little hoop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 6 hours ago, ca_gere said: Coats that don't have the little hoop in the collar for easy hanging up. That annoying situation where you're lapping the fifth coat on a saturated hook, praying it gets some purchase and stays up could all be avoided if all coats had that little hoop. Agreed. And in addition to this: no coat hooks in places there should be coat hooks. The only seat left at my favourite coffee shop the other day was a high bar stool. Ideally, there would have been a hook under the ledge where I put my coffee, but there wasn't and so I had to sit on my jacket like a schmuck. "If there is no back to your chair, a coat hook should be there" as the old saying doesn't go. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 15 minutes ago, kirsten said: "If there is no back to your chair, a coat hook should be there" as the old saying doesn't go. My all time favourite adage. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 I had my favourite woollen winter jacket hanging over the back of my office chair last week and I rolled backwards to speak to a colleague, rolled over my jacket, came to a sudden halt and ripped my jacket. I support coat hooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 22 hours ago, Lemonade said: I had my favourite woollen winter jacket hanging over the back of my office chair last week and I rolled backwards to speak to a colleague, rolled over my jacket, came to a sudden halt and ripped my jacket. I support coat hooks. It's a pity the hooks didn't support your coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Support your local coat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 But what is coat? Is it the headline coat, or just the last coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Odious Little Coat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 14 minutes ago, Soda van Jerk said: Is it the headline coat, or just the last coat? Surely it'd be 'Primer' and 'Top Coat' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 East Coat or West Coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Coat fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Who ya gonna call? Coat busters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 coatse.cx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 I had a coat with 6 sleeves on it, it was a coat of arms. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 I used to have a coat that stood over a river of Buckfast. It was a Coatbridge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) Cheap thin black bin bags. People who ask for their coffee extra hot. Edited December 17, 2015 by Lemonade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 *ex-costa employee alert* asking for extra hot is pointless, as staff are only allowed to heat it to a certain temperature. They'll say "yeah, no problem" to appease you, but it's the same temperature as all the other drinks (unless someone asks for it to be not as hot). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 9 hours ago, Scubby said: *ex-costa employee alert* asking for extra hot is pointless, as staff are only allowed to heat it to a certain temperature. They'll say "yeah, no problem" to appease you, but it's the same temperature as all the other drinks (unless someone asks for it to be not as hot). Oh god, I used to work at a costa as well. So many of the customers are just full of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 19, 2015 Report Share Posted December 19, 2015 When people seem to go right out of their way to tell you that they don't like Brewdog, and exactly why they don't like Brewdog. It seems to have become ultra-cool to claim to not like Brewdog. The beer, the marketing, the things they write on the labels, James Watt himself. The lot. Who cares? It's fucking beer. Get a grip. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 James Watt is a massive cock-end to be fair. I hate all the lame marketing ploys they come up with as well - and the regulars who sit and smell their own farts all day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 (edited) I can take or leave their beer, but a lot of people seem to be very vocal about their dislike of the company recently. It's hip to hate them. Two gobshites at work refused to step foot in the new Brewdog bar on Friday night on our office's Xmas night out. An actual on-the-spot boycott. It was stupid. They're stood at the door, ranting in tandem about Brewdog. One of them didn't seem to have a problem swigging his can of Coke and scoffing his Nestle chocolate bar at lunch. You know, companies who subscribe to mass violation of human rights, but he wouldn't go into a pub because he thinks James Watt is a bit of a knob and he thinks the stickers on the Brewdog bottles are patronising. Shithouses. Edited December 20, 2015 by Soda van Jerk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 I dinna mind the pubs either but to be fair, James watt is a massive bellend. Also I canna wait to un-subcribe from their fucking pish EFP emails. I need to hang on until I finally get one that says I can sell my fucking shares. It's tantamount to theft really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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