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Pet Hate - comedy songs.

 

just because a lyric is a punchline, doesn't mean it shouldn't be good. Likewise, just because a joke is sung doesn't mean it shouldn't be funny. I feel with musical comedy you get the worst of both worlds - a compromise on the jokes and the music.

 

There are a few clever musical comedians like Bill Bailey and Tim Minchin who write good songs that are funny, but the majority of musical comedy consists of shoehorning bad jokes into awkwardly phrased couplets.

 

I'm thinking this kind of thing: 

 

 

Don't get me started on Mitch Benn of Radio 4 comedy podcast fame - he's the fucking worst

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Good pet hate. Comedy songs are the worst 99% of the time. There's no middleground either. It's either good, or totally horrible.

 

Flight of the Conchords is about as much as I can put up with. They Might Be Giants are good at it too, but they are just great lyricists in general, whether it's funny or not.

 

 

Comedy parodies of existing songs are nearly always the worst offenders.

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Artists who specialise in funny songs are mostly okay e.g. Half Man Half Biscuit.  The problem is when you get regular comedians trying to do songs or regular musicians trying to be funny.  In 'Ironic' you're getting both of those together, which is probably why it's so utterly terrible.  Plus it's an awful song in the first place.

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The concept of being funny while singing i'm 100% okay with - and there are plenty examples of it done right. It's more the lowering of standards I have an issue with.

 

inserting social media references into a song just isn't funny enough to warrant being dragged out for 3 minutes. People/morons lap it up though. 'He rhymed snaphcat with cat.... HAHAHAHA...can't even... i'm dying'

 

The un-natural-pronunciation-to-fit-the-punchline is the worst offender in this pet hate though. This guy's a king at it:

 

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I fucking love Bo, I think he falls into the same category as Bailey and Minchin, where he has really interesting stuff to say (though a lot of his stuff is just silly too) but he also writes really great lyrics and is a really solid musician too.

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The concept of being funny while singing i'm 100% okay with - and there are plenty examples of it done right. It's more the lowering of standards I have an issue with.

 

inserting social media references into a song just isn't funny enough to warrant being dragged out for 3 minutes. People/morons lap it up though. 'He rhymed snaphcat with cat.... HAHAHAHA...can't even... i'm dying'

 

The un-natural-pronunciation-to-fit-the-punchline is the worst offender in this pet hate though. This guy's a king at it:

 

 

I hate Mitch Benn and his smug face and his smug voice and his shit jokes and his shit songs. I hated him when I saw him do a set in a pub in Leeds in 2003 and I hate him now that he's all famous on the radio and shit.

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