ca_gere Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Pretend to get into stamp collecting. I'm sure after a period of comments like 'sitting down with my stamps tonigh' 'got a new stamp this morning' 'you should read this book about stamps' 'got a new stamp book this morning' he'd soon have something to say about it and then you could respond with something like "RUNNING IS JUST AS BAD YOU DULL CUNT!!!" Or a more polite version if you prefer. I like your thinking. Although this requires to be pretty dedicated to a 'bit'. I'm much more of a 'put on headphones and drown out the drivel' kinda guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Have you tried standing on his neck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Have you tried standing on his neck? this is good too. 'got new running shoes' 'aye? I've got new stamping shoes, here have a look' BOSH 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Fenig Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Parents who get pissy when they can't take their kids into a pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Parents who get pissy when they can't take their kids into a pub. they shouldnt be drinking around their kids anyway! i think there should be a law to stop selling alcohol at surten times of day i.e. school hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 I never thought I'd say this, but where is Jake B. Assists when you need him? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 People who are too into stuff. A guy I work with is SOOOO into running that it makes him not only boring to talk to but just plain annoying. 'going running tonight' 'did 10k this morning' 'you should read this book about running' 'got new running shoes' There is no other topic of conversation. It's incredible. It's not the fact it's running, you could replace it with smoking cigs and it'd be just as annoying. Mix things up, talk about literally anything else for a change. People do get properly "into" exercise though dont they, its proper annoying...not exercise, or the fact that they are into exercise but it always seems to be the folks who have spent the last god knows how many years not fucking doing any, then they spend the next 6 months eating raisins and peanuts, pretending to be some kind of half arsed navy seal or running around like a mad man boring everyone to death about it.....until you see them in 8 months and say..."hows the training going??"................"awwww, im just doing the diet now......" hahaha! fuck off, get to fuckery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 I'm not surten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 they shouldnt be drinking around their kids anyway! i think there should be a law to stop selling alcohol at surten times of day i.e. school hours! fuck sake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 fuck sake Now don't come in here with your Meditteranean Polish ways and drinking wine with dinner as soon as they're old enough for solid food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 I surtenly will. You can't tell me what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 In Bologna, whilst sitting enjoying a Campari spritz and a Gauloises Blonde, I watched a group of women chuck back martini after martini whilst letting their 5 or 6 year old kids entertain themselves by smashing glasses, chucking ice at folk and playing about with a gas powered street heater with a 3 foot high inferno type flame shooting out of it. Easily the highlight of my holiday. We're too sheltered here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 In Bologna, whilst sitting enjoying a Campari spritz and a Gauloises Blonde, I watched a group of women chuck back martini after martini whilst letting their 5 or 6 year old kids entertain themselves by smashing glasses, chucking ice at folk and playing about with a gas powered street heater with a 3 foot high inferno type flame shooting out of it. Easily the highlight of my holiday. We're too sheltered here.Is Bologna in Poland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 (edited) It's above the cheese in Lucky Rathen's sandwich but below it in James Broonbread's. Edited November 26, 2013 by Paranoid Android 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 fuck sake Dry your eyes Paranoid Paella. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 I can't because I'm literally swimming in cava right now and there's kids all over the place drinking responsibly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 people who think its ok to be a two faced cunt then when you tell the person make up some shite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 People who don't make a whole lot of sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 long story. this girl started being a two faced bitch about another girl. when i find out she was btiching about m too i told the girl what she had been saying, when the girl confronted her she had made up some bullshit that now im in the crap. now last time i had an arguement with the two faced bitch she offered a guy a hand job to batter me. #happydays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 they shouldnt be drinking around their kids anyway! i think there should be a law to stop selling alcohol at surten times of day i.e. school hours!What the fuck are you mithering on about now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 last time i had an arguement with the two faced bitch she offered a guy a hand job to batter me. #happydays We've all been there, am I right lads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 last time i had an arguement with the two faced bitch she offered a guy a hand job to batter me. #happydays We've all been there, am I right lads?What? offering guys hand-shandies to batter that illiterate wee cunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 What? offering guys hand-shandies to batter that illiterate wee cunt? You mean the fifteen year old boy? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 This place really has gone downhill the last few weeks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 long story. this girl started being a two faced bitch about another girl. when i find out she was btiching about m too i told the girl what she had been saying, when the girl confronted her she had made up some bullshit that now im in the crap. now last time i had an arguement with the two faced bitch she offered a guy a hand job to batter me. #happydays 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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