Soda Jerk Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Its good tv tho. It's really isn't. The missus had it on last night. Two guys sit at a table eating dicks and scorpions whilst Ant and Dec cringe. One guy eats the bollock of an animal and pukes in his own mouth. It is the dregs of reality telly. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 It's really isn't. The missus had it on last night. Two guys sit at a table eating dicks and scorpions whilst Ant and Dec cringe. One guy eats the bollock of an animal and pukes in his own mouth.It is the dregs of reality telly.Keeping Up With The Kardashians is worse. My flatmate watches that all fucking day. It's the worst type of vacuous drivel. They're the worst family since the Mansons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 It's always been shit, I can't believe it's still going. If we need a show with people stranded in a remote place can't Shipwrecked: Battle of the Islands be brought back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 My vote is for Love Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) That was shite too! All itv shows are really, aren't they? Now they're losing the champions league they might as well just become a 24hr corrie channel. Edited November 19, 2013 by Paranoid Android 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 The only reality telly I want to see is Cheaters. Which is quality, and if anyone says it's fake, you can fuck off. It's gritty real life. For those not aware of Cheaters, suave host Joey Greco helps those who are concerned that their other half if playing away, by tracking them down, spying on them, and then forging a confrontation whilst getting caught in the act. I saw one the other day where the lady was going mental at the guy for getting it on with some fat lard. She slapped him in the head and then pushed him into a water fountain. If it's a guy tracking down his cheating girlfriend, the boyfriend will fight the new bit on the side, pretty much always. It has probably won several Emmys, if not all of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 It's always been shit, I can't believe it's still going. If we need a show with people stranded in a remote place can't Shipwrecked: Battle of the Islands be brought back? Shipwrecked was ace. Sunday mornings T4 golden era. Tiger island all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 ship wrecked was good, all the bikinis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 I'm a celeb, get me out of here. A bunch of stupid people eat bugs and dicks, and get covered in spiders, whilst they scream and dry heave. Ant and Dec look on sheepishly. 12 million people viewed the launch. TWELVE MILLION. Fuck off. Wanna get more mad? "Bastard" and "Cunt" as theyre otherwise known probably get a paid quid each for every person that watched the launch and ensuing drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Wanna get more mad? "Bastard" and "Cunt" as theyre otherwise known probably get a paid quid each for every person that watched the launch and ensuing drivel. Should've gone with "Cunt and Dick" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 People who are slow as shit using a computer. There are few things worse in life than being in a meeting or something where someone has a presentation or a document to show and they spend 10 achingly long minutes fannying about with finding the file, dicking about with the external display settings and whatnot. Get your shit together, you use a computer every day all day you should have that shit at your fingertips at all times. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 People who are slow as shit using a computer. There are few things worse in life than being in a meeting or something where someone has a presentation or a document to show and they spend 10 achingly long minutes fannying about with finding the file, dicking about with the external display settings and whatnot. Get your shit together, you use a computer every day all day you should have that shit at your fingertips at all times.There was an email going about at work with an excel spreadsheet that when opened, changed your background to 2 gay guys kissing. One guy, who sits at a computer every single day, emailed a guy in our department asking how to change it.The guy in my department, who tests pcs, and goes offshore to set them up, thought turning his computer on and off was the best way to change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 i love doing this. people in our school have the most basic password i.e. password. or if they leave their computer on i think its only fair to dick about on their computer i.e. changing their files names to granny porn etc really gets them going when their giving presentations and they dont know how it got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 i love doing this. people in our school have the most basic password i.e. password. or if they leave their computer on i think its only fair to dick about on their computer i.e. changing their files names to granny porn etc really gets them going when their giving presentations and they dont know how it got there.we often bugger about on pcs if they're left unlocked. I normally send threats and stuff to other guys in our team. One guy got an email from another saying "i'll gonna fucking have you son". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 classic banter wish i worked in an office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 There was an email going about at work with an excel spreadsheet that when opened, changed your background to 2 gay guys kissing. One guy, who sits at a computer every single day, emailed a guy in our department asking how to change it.The guy in my department, who tests pcs, and goes offshore to set them up, thought turning his computer on and off was the best way to change it. Classic Office Banter. Hats off to the Ladz. Not knowing how to do something on a computer is fine. It's when you do know how do do something but take ages to do it because you're badly organized and a fanny that really gets to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 AGFW is horrible with computers. He has a shortcut for almost every single program on his PC on his desktop. He even got some "fences" program to section them all, complete with scrollbars. He even has shortcuts for programs that start on startup. He has NOTHING in quick launch and some programs he uses EVERY DAY he doesn't have a shortcut for and has left buried in his Program Files. It's horrible. Having to go on to his computer to do anything makes me nauseous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 we often bugger about on pcs if they're left unlocked. I normally send threats and stuff to other guys in our team. One guy got an email from another saying "i'll gonna fucking have you son".I see a long and fruitful career ahead of you at BH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 I prefer the simple yet confusing ones. Small post-it over the bottom of the mouse so it stops working. Enter password wrong a few times so they get locked out and need to call IT. That kinda thing. Or if they leave the computer unattended I'll open a blank word doc and write "I'M A MASSIVE BENDER" in 100pt font and leave it open. #bantzzzzzzzzzzz.... xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Amateurs. Show desktop. Print screen. Paste screenshot into Paint. Set as background. Delete all icons. Watch them panic as they can't click the icons. Because they are only pictures of icons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 pfft... if two computers are back to back, swap the mouse and keyboard connectors and sit back as two people see things they aren't typing appear on their screen. This can also be done with the monitor connectors, but best not to do both keyboard/mouse and monitor at the same time, as it defeats the purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some random Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Add a reboot command to the system startup. Simple and effective. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Go on their facebook and post a status saying "Guy's, it's time to admit it, I'm gay."Pro-hax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Find the BIOS folder -> Delete all -> Restart. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Amateurs. Show desktop. Print screen. Paste screenshot into Paint. Set as background. Delete all icons. Watch them panic as they can't click the icons. Because they are only pictures of icons. I know of at least two people in my office who would freak out and call IT support if you did that to them, sooo tempting!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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