Scootray Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Our police wear shoes. Spanish police wear big fuck off boots designed for giving hidings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 And carry guns, for putting holes in folk. Their belt is just weapons. CS gas, batons, guns, tazer. They just love to scrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Thinking Walter White has posted on the forum, just to realise it's only Adam Easy Wishes again. *sigh* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Spammers.Fucking heaps of them on here this week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Hangovers on days that weren't meant for hangovers. E.g. Today, I have a load of meetings and shit but the only thing I can concentrate on is my gag reflex and the throbbing pain in the very centre of my skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Hangovers on days that weren't meant for hangovers. E.g. Today, I have a load of meetings and shit but the only thing I can concentrate on is my gag reflex and the throbbing pain in the very centre of my skull.Stop sucking cock when you're hungover? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Kinda wish I'd paid more attention in school so I kent fit the fuck he's gan on aboot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Ta-da! (Possibly). Who needs school when you've got lyrics websites?http://www.metrolyrics.com/otis-lyrics-kanye-west-and-jayz.htmlEdit: Even if that's not the lyrics, who's to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Seeing the lyrics still won't change the fact I'm fucking shit at French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 Eating curry while I've got a cold. I can't smell or taste anything. All I can feel is the burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Been a while since I did an AGFW post so...Working in the office, we pass links around, some to videos etc. And when he finally clicks on it, he not only laughs out loud like its the most amazingly hilarious thing ever so that everyone in the building can hear him, he asks questions and describes the video like as if we were watching it with him."OH MY GOD""WHY IS THAT GUY ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD?!?!""THIS IS LIKE AN EPISODE OF GTA OMG LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!""What is that OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!"The video in question was this: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151306268507464 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 That video is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 The daily what have stopped posting as much since they went full-cheezburger. And they got rid of tdwgeek. Why are a dickhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Spammers.Fucking heaps of them on here this week.They just keep coming, I thought they wouldn't get in since signing up had been disabled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 The Daily What annoyingly don't update the tumblr site at the same time as the cheezburger site either. I have the tumblr site bookmarked on my phone cos its easier to read.Kinda wish they'd just stuck to what they were good at. Cheezburger sites are getting far more annoying now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 They just keep coming, I thought they wouldn't get in since signing up had been disabled?There's a few still appearing, but they're ones that registered before new signups were disabled, then cunningly waited a few days before posting their pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartanimal Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 Alexisonfire, I'm probably setting a record for - X how aware I am that they exist versus Y how often I have heard them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 The girl in the advert who is struggling to eat her sushi with chopsticks and then resorts to stabbing the piece, smugly proclaiming "wowcher" as she eats it - death be to her. I've been off sick all day and have seen that advert about 11 times. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 The girl in the advert who is struggling to eat her sushi with chopsticks and then resorts to stabbing the piece, smugly proclaiming "wowcher" as she eats it - death be to her.I've been off sick all day and have seen that advert about 11 times. Worst part is the advert doesn't make any fucking sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Worst part is the advert doesn't make any fucking sense.The girl is kind of hot. Its just her smug fucking face when she eats her sushi. It makes me all like "fuck that bitch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 iTunes 11. Why change it so much? Used to be able to drag artwork from my folder onto the artwork bit and it would add it for the album. Nope, not anymore. "Get Album Artwork" don't fucking work cos 90% of the shit I listen to isn't on iTunes or anything. What an annoying load of cock.And before any of you say "Always said iTunes was pish"; I know you did. I didn't agree, had very few problems with it in the past. Now it's iTunes 11 I'm whinging about which you obviously haven't tried, so fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 People thinking the gym is some kind of catwalk.In the past few weeks, I've seen idiots wearing jeans, snapbacks, woolly hats, and just generally wandering around doing fuck all, hoping someone will notice them. If you're not a sweaty mess, you're doing it wrong.Oh, people walking on treadmills. Are you fucking kidding me? Unless it's a warm-up or a warm down, you might as well be sitting on your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 What in fucks name is a snapback by the way? is it just a "swag" word for a fucking cap? What was wrong with "cap"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.