Guest Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Clever marketing by Spotify. At first the adverts seem to be advertising blood transfusion or something similar but really all they're doing is advertising Spotify Premium because they are so awful and guilt-trippy nobody wants to hear them. Well played, gentlemen. Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 TV Burp is ace but always makes me wonder who spots all the bizarre little moments going on in the background in the TV programmes.I read in the Times that Harry Hill does much of the tv watching himself. It sounded extremely boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 That awkward moment when you are talking to someone, having an ok conversation and they all of a sudden casually drop in something racist as if it's the most normal thing in the world.'Yeah, good game last night''Should've won it''Yeah, bad miss at the end eh?''*something about player who missed it being black*'...(oh right, you're a big racist... that ends this conversation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 The word 'finals' - as in, 'i'm sitting my finals at uni this year.'I dunno what it is, but there's something about it that automatically makes me think the person who has said it is pompous and full of their own self importance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I agree there's something off about it. But I have friends who say it so I'm not going to judge it too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 The word 'finals' - as in, 'i'm sitting my finals at uni this year.'I dunno what it is, but there's something about it that automatically makes me think the person who has said it is pompous and full of their own self importance.What are you 'reading' at university? What are you 'majoring' in?I think the first is an old fashioned phrase and the second is American but I don't like either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Yeah, I hate things students say too. All things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 What are you 'reading' at university? What are you 'majoring' in?I think the first is an old fashioned phrase and the second is American but I don't like either.I associate the first phrase with people studying Oxbridge... It doesn't bother me as much but "majoring" is definitely another one that riles me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Americanisms annoy me, but 'Majoring' more so that most, simply because in UK schools you have mave a major and a seperate minor so the term makes sense there - you don't have a minor here so the term doesn't make fucking sense.I hate people.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I've never heard anyone use the term majoring for a UK uni. If I did it would be annoying. Americans using it doesn't bother me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Very sharp kitchen knives......I like em to be sharp .....but, I just sliced pretty deep into my left thumb tip while chopping up an onion !.....bled like fuck and throbs like fuck too !ouch ! (I'll just have to be more careful) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Jesus Christ, people like Harry Hill?Incredibly unfunny, I'd like him to FOAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Unforgivable words. Pistols at dawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Harry Hill is a twat, but I fear the pistols of a silver starred Sheriff. To the woods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 He makes me cringe. He seems like he'd laugh at his own farts or talk to hand puppets if left alone in a dark room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I'd be terrible at a shoot out. Can't even stomach a balloon popping, so gunfire will ensue pant shitting, I assume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 We can have a sandwich and a cup of tea like refined gentlemen instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Harry Hill is a twat, but I fear the pistols of a silver starred Sheriff. To the woods!I want no part in this needless bloodshed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Anyone who says "oh, it's your last night of freedom" to someone the night before they get married should be hung, drawn and quartered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Anyone who says "oh, it's your last night of freedom" to someone the night before they get married should be hung, drawn and quartered.What if it's your fianc saying it to you, while you're raping her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Dear Russell Howard,You are not fucking funny. You are not fucking 'quirky'; you are the comic equivalent of qwerty, and a clueless 'observer'.Please try your hand at another profession and stop infesting our screens with your stupid face, you twatty-faced bum-fuck.Fuck you sincerely,idol_wild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 "You must spread..."Andy Parsons is the same, they're both shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I don't think he just wondered onto mock the week and the set of his own TV show. I would say he is doing pretty well at his profession and has no need to "try his hand" anywhere else.It was just a rant. Get over it. I have now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I don't find him funny on TV but I've seen him live a couple of times and he's been quite good. He compared the Edinburgh and Beyond gig at the Lemon Tree a few years ago and was great. Relies too much on childhood stories though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Andy Parsons.Or 'Poison-Dwarf' to give him his full title. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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