Bigsby Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I know 2 kids called Ashton! Well, I don't know them, they're both under 3, but I know their parents. Not minks, but certainly a minky name. Ashton Kutcher is a cunt, but he is banging Demi Moore. She's fit.They must be stupid then, if not minky. Certainly naming your child after a shitty actor is a minky thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 They must be stupid then, if not minky. Certainly naming your child after a shitty actor is a minky thing to do.Maybe they're big fans of former West Ham footballer and current full time pie eater Dean Ashton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Surely bus prices/timetables are more of a real issue than celebrity quotes as they, you know, have an effect on peoples' lives in Aberdeen?Yes, an educated article on why Bus Prices are rising and not just "They're rising again! Without cause!" Sorta nonsense fueling anger. If I was the owner of First and I had every single non car driver by the balls, I sure as hell would up prices if minks were smashing my bus windows. Money's nice. Plus funny quotes from people you see on tv everyday are better than some letter from some moany git.If they want to moan, they can come here, but not in between my two favourite parts of the paper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Maximum fare of 1.20 one way in Edinburgh, where there is competition between First and Lothian buses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I'll hang out with you. Meet you in the gents toilet at the car park, about 1pm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I'll hang out of you. Meet you in the gents toilet at the car park, about 1pm?Sounds about right. Bet if i was to come around at 1pm you'd be hanging out the back of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I'd make sure you came about 1pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I'd make sure you came about 1pm.Depends if i get to smash it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Nice day here too, sadly we're forecast to get rain for the next few days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 The letters are mostly made up.Pet hate: Minks giving their kids stupid fucking names. Took Bigsby Jr to the ice rink the other and heard a minky woman shouting to their child "Ashton".There's only one person in the world called Ashton, and he's a fucking bell-end.And before anyone says it, Bigsby Jr is a fucking ace name, so you can fuck right off.A kid in Morrisons at the weekend was called 'Morning'.You should need a license to reproduce. Reproducing without a license should be a skull-stabbable offence. No exceptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Nice day here too, sadly we're forecast to get rain for the next few days It never rains in Spain. Or is ever cold. Sky Sports said so. That's why Messi is the best player in the world. because it's always hot, sticky and sunny. He couldn't do it on a cold Tuesday night in December at the Brittania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 It never rains in Spain. Or is ever cold. Sky Sports said so. That's why Messi is the best player in the world. because it's always hot, sticky and sunny. He couldn't do it on a cold Tuesday night in December at the Brittania.I believe the rain in Spain falls mainly on the Plain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 People who use the word 'axe' instead of 'ask'. Fucking morons.Someone can be talking quite articulately about a given point but as soon as they say 'i axed them' or something similar i automatically deem them a cretin....not correct i know but i fucking hate that. This obviously started somewhere and they deserve a good jab in the eye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it started in a little known place called 'the streets' in a much more well known place called 'London'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I thought it was a genuine speech impediment when people said 'axe' instead of 'ask'. Like Pelanty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I thought it was a genuine speech impediment when people said 'axe' instead of 'ask'. Like Pelanty.Brilliant. It's definitely the best one and not annoying in the slightest. That or schloppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Speaking of penalty....people from Aberdeen city tend to say penal-teee, emphasising the last syllable rather than the first one. Teuchters like me pronounce it correctly, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 M uni group not being as organised as they should be! I look like the controlling bitch because none of the others would take charge and get the stuff that needed done, done. Aaaargh. I did it last semester and didn't even get a thank you, I'm not fucking helping them any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Flaky scalp. Not a good look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Flaky scalp. Not a good look.Better than a skaly flap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Get some Selsun shampoo from the chemist. Works a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 My bus being 10 minutes early and driving away just as I near the stop. Then the next bus being ten minutes late meaning I'm a half hour late for work as they are every 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Getting the "your computer has a fault" phonecall and not being able to think of anything funny to say to the guy.I just got angry, shouted "fuck off" and hung up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 a small irritant is football commentators and pundits inability to pronounce Manchester United, going down the slapdash easy route of missing out the er and thus pronouncing it Manchest United. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran_imray Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 People who spell definitely like they've only ever heard the word pronounced by a weegie. Definately gets on my tits, big time. Not only the spelling but that pronunciation, as does the weegie way of saying number one, "numbert wan", fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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