calum Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 The bastards!!!!!I think I see what's happened here. You've confused the club to which I was referring with a band of the same name. You'll laugh when you realise your mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Whereas you've confused an inanimate building as the reason for your mucky shoes rather than yourself. Ooops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 I think I see what's happened here. You've confused the club to which I was referring with a band of the same name. You'll laugh when you realise your mistake.Aye, looks pretty rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Whereas you've confused an inanimate building as the reason for your mucky shoes rather than yourself. Ooops.Are you suggesting that I don't take enough responsibility for the cleanliness of my footwear? Is that what's happening here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 O hai, Mr and Mrs and other Mrs Starbucks worker. How about you stop enjoying random banter with each other, and perhaps take my order. What's with Starbucks employees? At Costa if they don't hiss at my face and spaff into my soya then I consider it an improvement on their usual customer service. And yet I'd sooner have them than the cheerier-than-thou, faux-Gap advert, shiny happy Baristas that work in Starbucks. And stop fucken asking if you can get me some food. If I want some, I'll order it. I wish that I didn't enjoy their coffee so much, because the Starbucks experience tilts me harder than even Triple Kirks in the 'self-awarded and entirely unjustified staff superiority complex and smugness' stakes. TL; DR. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 dell: 2 laptops in 7 months. shit motherboard parts.+dells service.gah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 dell: 2 laptops in 7 months. shit motherboard parts.+dells service.gahFlippin' Pro-Mac HIPSTER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 People who don't use Ubuntu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Getting labelled as a "Hippie" and "Easy going" by colleagues because I don't get angry at work. The people who I work with are always slamming the phone down and swearing at the top of their voice, where as I don't. Which makes me a diplomatic treehugger, or something. I just don't get irked by council tenants getting arsey over the phone and threatening to go to the papers or whatever. It's just nothing. If they are particularly difficult, I might mutter "well fuck off then" as I put the phone down, but I'm certainly not kicking over coat stands and office chairs, like some people.I'm still easily enraged. They should come and watch me play Fifa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I'm still easily enraged. They should come and watch me play Fifa.Or read your posts on this website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 No, they shouldn't do that. Alot of them are about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 No, they shouldn't do that. Alot of them are about them.At least you'd lose the terms "hippy" and "easy going". Sure, they'd perhaps call you a twatty-faced bum-fuck, but anything beats "hippy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I dunno Joe, you always appear easy going to me. Then again, I've been called "surly and unapproachable" before and I don't see that at all, so what do I know!My pet hate is The Singing Kettle, after being reminded about them in the famous people thread. I remember being very young, perhaps 6 or 7 and being taken to another school to see them perform. I distinctly remember not enjoying and finding adults behaving in such a manner unseemly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Edinburgh University, specifically Moray House.Useless, absolutely useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Not being able to go into a coffeehouse and get a coffee. I mean just straight up coffee with a wee bitty of milk. I don't want a triple frappacappacino with a flake, I want a cup of hot, dark caffeinated liquid into which i can stir some milk. It pisses me off no end, but no one seems to see where I'm coming from. "Lattes are sooo good dude!" Fuck off with your faux Italian crap-o-rama.Also, this - YouTube - Role Models Venti vsAnd people/persons who stand in doorways when I need to walk through said doorway. Get tae, you have a whole corridor/room on either side to stand in and talk about how much of a deplorable human fucksack you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Traffic updates on my car stereo that cut in on the music I am listening to. As close to road rage as I get. It could actually cause an accident I get so upset. Probably worth asking - can I stop this from happening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 There's still regular coffee on the menu amidst all the foamy steamed milk coffees. At least they do in every coffee shop I know of. I tend not to go into them too much though, because they are usually populated by the types who wear scarves indoors, and sit on their Macs the whole time. I hate going outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Traffic updates on my car stereo that cut in on the music I am listening to. As close to road rage as I get. It could actually cause an accident I get so upset. Probably worth asking - can I stop this from happening?Try pushing and holding down the volume knob (if there is one). Should bring up a menu. Find a way to scroll through the options and I think it'll be something like TA - ON that you need to find. Find a way to turn that off. I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Try pushing and holding down the volume knob (if there is one). Should bring up a menu. Find a way to scroll through the options and I think it'll be something like TA - ON that you need to find. Find a way to turn that off. I think.This old dog has a fucking cassette deck. It must have some sort of menu though, I'll have a look for TA. Ta! Ta-ta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Not being able to go into a coffeehouse and get a coffee. I mean just straight up coffee with a wee bitty of milk. I don't want a triple frappacappacino with a flake, I want a cup of hot, dark caffeinated liquid into which i can stir some milk. It pisses me off no end, but no one seems to see where I'm coming from. "Lattes are sooo good dude!" Fuck off with your faux Italian crap-o-rama.YouTube - Denis Leary - Coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 YouTube - Denis Leary - Coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Traffic updates on my car stereo that cut in on the music I am listening to. As close to road rage as I get. It could actually cause an accident I get so upset. Probably worth asking - can I stop this from happening?Probably. If there's a button on your stereo related to TA or RDS Travel, then that'd be the one to push. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Snow. Fuck off snow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 This old dog has a fucking cassette deck. It must have some sort of menu though, I'll have a look for TA. Ta! Ta-ta.I love T & A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Fucking Sage Line 500. I can't get any work done because it keeps crashing, and people keep nipping my head because said work isn't done. Mothercunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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