Monster Zero Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Dominos pizza must be one of the worst I've ever tasted in my life. Brown sauce, BBQ sauce, even Marmite could only make it taste better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Dominos pizza must be one of the worst I've ever tasted in my life. Brown sauce, BBQ sauce, even Marmite could only make it taste better.In the grand scheme of pizza it's pretty poor, but sometimes when I'm really hungover I still crave a pepperoni passion from Dominos. Wish they delivered to Banchory for that alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 In the grand scheme of pizza it's pretty poor, but sometimes when I'm really hungover I still crave a pepperoni passion from Dominos. Wish they delivered to Banchory for that alone.It was Dominos that used to be up Redcloak in Stoney wasn't it? I had a few different ones from there, every single one wank. Horrible tomato base and tasteless toppings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 I follow a simple rule with condiments:Beef products (burgers, steak etc.) - ketchup.Pork products (bacon, sausages, lorne etc,) - brown sauce.Chicken products (including chicken mcnuggets) - Barbeque sauce.Fish products - Tartare sauce.Any questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAnderson Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Mmm, mcnuggets...I reckon barbecue sauce wins, for me at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Ranch Dressing is my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 I follow a simple rule with condiments:Beef products (burgers, steak etc.) - ketchup.Pork products (bacon, sausages, lorne etc,) - brown sauce.Chicken products (including chicken mcnuggets) - Barbeque sauce.Fish products - Tartare sauce.Any questions?These rules are good. Also Chips - Mayonnaise. And gravy can bypass these rules whenever deemed necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 My rule is much simpler.Everything Except Fish - Hot Sauce.Fish - No Sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 These rules are good. Also Chips - Mayonnaise. And gravy can bypass these rules whenever deemed necessary.I like to mix ketchup and mayo together for chips. It's tasty. But I usually just go with salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 It was Dominos that used to be up Redcloak in Stoney wasn't it? I had a few different ones from there, every single one wank. Horrible tomato base and tasteless toppings.Nah that was Heavenly Pizza. Never been too impressed by them either. Pizza the Action that's now there seems ok though. Much better than the awful Lazio place downtown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Nah that was Heavenly Pizza. Never been too impressed by them either. Pizza the Action that's now there seems ok though. Much better than the awful Lazio place downtown.Ooops, sorry Dominos I mispoke. Haven't tried Pizza the Action. I think the name puts me off.Lazio's pizza is fine after a night on the piss, but as with any form of kebab I can't eat them sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Lazio's pizza is fine after a night on the piss, but as with any form of kebab I can't eat them sober.Is that the place where you get stabbed?Agree that Heavenly is wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Agree that a wank is Heavenly.I agree also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 i get free snappy pizza fan ever i want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 It was Dominos that used to be up Redcloak in Stoney wasn't it? I had a few different ones from there, every single one wank. Horrible tomato base and tasteless toppings.I think the Dominos up by Asda in BOD, is pretty fine actually.....Tomato sauce = on nothing (don't like it much)Brown sauce = on Bacon, Egg, Sausage, etc butties, and on Pork/Scotch Pies!Salt & Vinegar = on Fish & Chips (with Tartare sometimes)Colemans Mustard = on sliced Ham or Beef or Corned Beef (it just HAS to be!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Agree that Heavenly is wank.Maybe, but the one in Rosemount has a yellow three wheeler delivery van kitted out like Derek Trotter's. Worth a delivery just for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Ranch Dressing is my favourite.Admit it, you only like that because it reminds you of spunk. MMMMMMMMMM I'll just whack this sauce all over my burger...Oh, it looks like Mitch from "Heavy Cummers XI" just got all up in that bitch *bowk* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Todays pet hate: CAPTCHA words that I can't fucking read! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Forgetting about a cup of coffee.People in the office that insist on taking a clean cup from the cupboard every time they make a cup of tea/coffee instead of rinsing out the one they've already used.People in the office that leave teabags, spoons and empty sugar packets in a little tray on the kitchen counter because they're too lazy to take 3 steps to the bin.People in the office that rinse out the empty milk bottle then leave it on top of the recycle bin because they can't be hooped squashing it and putting it through the hole.People in the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 People at work are just horrible, no matter where you work.Someone brought in a box of Celebrations, because of a colleague in the office retiring. The guy I sit next to (the one I usually moan about for being an abhorrent, dispicable human being) grabbed the box, took them to his desk and fished out every single Malteaser and Galaxy Caramel and Truffle (i.e. the best ones) and put them in his drawer.Just awful. He does it with Roses too. He takes every single Caramel Keg and Fudge. He thinks its justified because "they are the only ones I like, so I'll eat those, and everyone can have the rest that I don't like". Not a hint of guilt or irony about it. He actually think that what he does is fair because of that.I'm going to bring in a box of Roses, extract the Caramel from every Caramel Keg, and fill them back up with my own piss. Dig in, fucko. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 People who wear too much perfume/after shave and walk past me causing me to gag. Had a hangover this morning so walked to work to blow away the cobwebs. Fell into step behind some young Fancy Dan in a suit who was absolutely reeking of after shave. Cloying it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Forgetting about a cup of coffee.People in the office that insist on taking a clean cup from the cupboard every time they make a cup of tea/coffee instead of rinsing out the one they've already used.People in the office that leave teabags, spoons and empty sugar packets in a little tray on the kitchen counter because they're too lazy to take 3 steps to the bin.People in the office that rinse out the empty milk bottle then leave it on top of the recycle bin because they can't be hooped squashing it and putting it through the hole.People in the office.More relevant to mine - people who ALWAYS accept a cup of tea when someone's making a round, but never actually make a round themselves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Someone brought in a box of Celebrations, because of a colleague in the office retiring. The guy I sit next to (the one I usually moan about for being an abhorrent, dispicable human being) grabbed the box, took them to his desk and fished out every single Malteaser and Galaxy Caramel and Truffle (i.e. the best ones) and put them in his drawer.Take in a box of celebrations and remove every single malteser. Watch him rake through the box for them and once he's finished make a show of standing up and handing everyone except him a single malteser. Or just punch him in the face. The fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 More relevant to mine - people who ALWAYS accept a cup of tea when someone's making a round, but never actually make a round themselves!This is like the old ladies version of people that sit in on rounds at the pub but then don't buy a round themselves. You woofter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 People who wear too much perfume/after shave and walk past me causing me to gag. Had a hangover this morning so walked to work to blow away the cobwebs. Fell into step behind some young Fancy Dan in a suit who was absolutely reeking of after shave. Cloying it was.Was it aftershave, or was it Lynx Africa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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