Surfer_Rosa Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 I was nearly a dad once, did i mention that?Pics or it never happend.Just kidding, don't post photos. PM them to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 And feedback.Oh, but of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 goosed the memory.Some kind of new sexy slang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 sexual frustration... bad haircuts that take ages to grow back and make you feel like a sack of spuds cos no matter what you put on to wear,you feel like a doofus with lost confidence. (sounds so silly) and rude people, especially when they're your pals.please find enclosed in your inbox a photo of my gentialia for your pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 I doubt we will ever hear from northcountrygirl again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 I was enjoying my Monday evening post-Premier League radio commentary delve into BBC 6Music until a live set by The fucking Bluetones comes on.I fucking hate The Bluetones.I fucking loved The Bluetones (when I was 11/12), one of the first albums I ever bought.I've just listened to "Slight Return" on youtube now, still great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Mosquito bites! aaaaargh [edit] Also reading this online : "Cannot play media. Sorry, this media is not available in your territory." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 The papal visit to Edinburgh. Leaving aside the myriad reasons to be suspicious of the Pope, there will doubtless be swathes of idiots from the West marching/protesting/cheering/fighting. The buses have been cancelled, as have postgrad classes. Fuck you The Pope, fuck you. My postgrad is more important than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Time zones and the fact that the USA has four of them. Got to the station an hour early. Bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Wasps. Never liked the sods, but after being stung for the first time ever today when one of the little bastards climbed up my trouserleg while I was putting the washing out, I now wish the plague on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Wasps and I have a history!!!! Stripy little arseholes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Issues with scrobbling my ipod, this should be so simple! Damn you itunes/Apple, damn you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 The shit state of my sparring when there's a competition on Sunday. I'm going to get my head kicked in.Come autumn and darker nights everyone seems to forget how to fucking drive in the dark. Dip your fucking lights you cocks! Also it's not acceptable to have one fucked headlight and another headlight that's brighter than the sun. Don't even get me started on the cunt in a 4x4 that blinded me tonight by flashing his lights at me because he obviously didn't think my dipped headlights were dim enough for him yet he was fannying around with his fog lights on. Fucking arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 People making up their own 'hilarious' names for drinks. Like 'Vitamin T'*. Who the fuck says Vitamin T? What a cunt.*For Tennants, in case you didn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 People making up their own 'hilarious' names for drinks. Like 'Vitamin T'*. Who the fuck says Vitamin T? What a cunt.*For Tennants, in case you didn't know.I read that and an alarm went off in my head screaming "CUNT". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I read that and an alarm went off in my head screaming "CUNT".I sometimes say to girls that they look as if they need a shot of vitamin C, and if they agree, I ra-, er, have sex with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I sometimes say to girls that they look as if they need a shot of vitamin C, and if they agree, I ra-, er, have sex with them.Nefarious Cock-sludge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Nefarious Cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Issues with scrobbling my ipod, this should be so simple! Damn you itunes/Apple, damn you!My iPod no longer scrobbles retrospectively, unless it has been connected to the computer. Technology is shit. It seduces you with great ideas, then totally shits on you once you invest time and money into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 BBC News - Pope speech compares atheist 'extremism' with NazismDear The Pope,Fuck off you absolute fucking hypocrite.Love,Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 My pet hate for today is my Facebook news feed being dominated by oh-so-edgy papal paedophilia-themed 'humour'. Mock the Week has a lot to answer for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 My pet hate for today is my Facebook news feed being dominated by oh-so-edgy papal paedophilia-themed 'humour'. Mock the Week has a lot to answer for.Fucking hell. Yes. This post is spot on. Everyone's a fucking comedian today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 My pet hate for today is my Facebook news feed being dominated by oh-so-edgy papal paedophilia-themed 'humour'. Mock the Week has a lot to answer for.I've not had any of that really. Most of my friends aren't dicks though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 The Pope's a wanker. Catholics are all cunts. Fuck religion. Rape the innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 I'm pissed off the taxpayer is having to fork out 12 million for his 4 day visit. What the fuck are we inviting him here for while we're trying to save money? Ridiculous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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