Shaki Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 The girl in my office who is currently crunching on a bag of McCoys. She inserts a single crisp into her mouth and does an initial big slow crunch on it and then continues with a series of little crunches. I suspect she may actually be attempting to eat quietly which somehow makes it worse. I am sometimes concerned at the things that flash through my head, particularly when I consider that science teacher in England who attacked a pupil with a dumbbell.or Raoul Moator Derek Bird. Keep it together Shaki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 The girl in my office who is currently crunching on a bag of McCoys. She inserts a single crisp into her mouth and does an initial big slow crunch on it and then continues with a series of little crunches. I suspect she may actually be attempting to eat quietly which somehow makes it worse. I am sometimes concerned at the things that flash through my head, particularly when I consider that science teacher in England who attacked a pupil with a dumbbell.or Raoul Moator Derek Bird. Keep it together Shaki.Attack her with a stapler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Attack her with a stapler.I'm seeing voices on the internet! HELP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 staple a crisp to her face. or her bap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Or staple her baps to her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Or staple her baps to her face.And then tickle her beneath the baps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Kick the bitch plumb in the divot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Kick the bitch plumb in the divot20 yard run up, point of the toe, BOOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Its cool. I just doused her in chip pan oil, applied salt and vinegar to her writhing body and then kicked her to death screaming NOW YOURE A FUCKING CRISP YOU FUCKING CRISP CUNT 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 You have to show her this now. Please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 And then tickle her beneath the baps.Nice touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Nice touch.That's what she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Folk who flick through the 2nd hand CD's in One Up and leave them all forward. It's nae hard to flick and shove them back into place. Takes such a miniscule amount of time I wouldn't know the term to use. Was in at lunchtime and pretty much every bit of the rack was forward. bet it was that weird short cunt who always carries his skateboard and flicks the CD's really aggressively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Folk who flick through the 2nd hand CD's in One Up and leave them all forward. It's nae hard to flick and shove them back into place. Takes such a miniscule amount of time I wouldn't know the term to use. Was in at lunchtime and pretty much every bit of the rack was forward. bet it was that weird short cunt who always carries his skateboard and flicks the CD's really aggressively.That's Martin. His Dad is Darth Vader. He once invited me to go for a ride in the Millenium Falcon with him and his sister, who is the bassist in Behemoth. He likes me cos I'm true moon black metal, and I know.True story. Every part of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I think I know exactly who you are talking about. Does he have a brother as well who looks like him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Today's pet hate is rampant office speculation over the fate of our jobs. Brilliant.At least the sun's come out for the drive home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I think I know exactly who you are talking about. Does he have a brother as well who looks like him?His brother is Gary. While slightly less talk-about-Star-Wars-and-cornhill-staff-murdering-me he's still pretty nuts. He once cut an abscess out of his own chin just before a Bonesaw gig so that they'd have some actual gore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Can this thread be re-named to 'Pointless Anger/Righteous Ire'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 His brother is Gary. While slightly less talk-about-Star-Wars-and-cornhill-staff-murdering-me he's still pretty nuts. He once cut an abscess out of his own chin just before a Bonesaw gig so that they'd have some actual gore.When I worked in One Up, Gary once projected some of his acidic saliva into my cup of tea when he came to the counter to ask about black metal orders that he placed. I didn't even empty the cup and wash it after that. I just threw it away. No cup can survive his saliva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Martin used to come in to R&B all the time and ask to play BC Rich guitars in drop-d...the noise was horrendous. Gary came in a few times and drooled on the floor.I never see them about anymore, what happened to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 bloody asshole drivers who pull out in front of you forcing you to brake hard then tootle along at way below the speed limit. cunts, they should be shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shealesy Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Headaches!! Especially when I'm working. And especially at corporate shows where, if seen by the wealthy/organiser, you have to always smile and be polite FUCK OFF MY HEADS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!Also, naff Motown bands. Urgh. And naff "professional musicians" who don't know how to plug in their own pedal boards. And venues that don't have a cold button on their "air con," they just make the headache worse!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 I never see them about anymore, what happened to them?Both are very unwell, and it isn't really fair to elaborate any further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 23, 2010 Report Share Posted August 23, 2010 That's Martin. His Dad is Darth Vader. He once invited me to go for a ride in the Millenium Falcon with him and his sister, who is the bassist in Behemoth. He likes me cos I'm true moon black metal, and I know.True story. Every part of it.Is he pretty short with long hair and a beard? With a look on his face that's reminiscent of Charls Manson in that well known mug shot pic? Makes me almost want to leave and come back to look through CD's later. Haven't yet though, I stick it out in a brave fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted August 23, 2010 Report Share Posted August 23, 2010 Headaches!! Especially when I'm working. And especially at corporate shows where, if seen by the wealthy/organiser, you have to always smile and be polite FUCK OFF MY HEADS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!Also, naff Motown bands. Urgh. And naff "professional musicians" who don't know how to plug in their own pedal boards. And venues that don't have a cold button on their "air con," they just make the headache worse!!I wonder which event you are talking about...Don't replace my copy of Energy with your P&J drivvel about that event.Pet Hate - Events for people who are in the "in crowd" its just like school all over again.Also, TREND magazine. Its the biggest load of tosh, its just the same 5 girls all fawning over their mates shop/show/dress sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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