TelecasterSam Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 If only there was some sort of machine that could turn the wheels of your bicycle for you as well, so you don't have to pedal to work...Ha Ha.... there is, they're called Mopeds/Motorcycles... boom boom ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Yeah, sure. Some magical motorized bicycle. Pull the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Ha Ha.... there is, they're called Mopeds/Motorcycles... boom boom ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Ha Ha.... there is, they're called Mopeds/Motorcycles... boom boom !I think you missed my joke there Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Why is it that people ignore you???? What I mean by is that when in a large office etc, people will be walking towards you. They are looking you in the eye as though trying to place your face from somewhere. I end up thinking "oh have I spoke to him in a meeting or something?" so say "hi". They proceed to look at me and walk past saying fook all. Are they thinking" Gee, I thought that was the Spanish guy from accounts, but he spoke English so it's not him....better ignore him then" or are they thinking "ha! I've tricked another no hoper into a meaningless passing comment"If you don't want to talk to me, don't fooking look at me in the eye for the last 6 yards...prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Buses again, the people on them and their animal behaviour. Today, it is minky mothers and not for the first time. Bawling in their nasal methadone voices so that the entire bus has to listen to their poxy, no-mark conversation. I'm sorry, but I really don't care what time your little fucking Tiegan goes to bed and neither does anyone else... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I was on the bus today, for the first time in a while. There was a guy with his two boys. They were called Giggs and Zola. I couldn't quite believe it, and I still can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord_the_pord Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Andy Murray. And the fact alot of people cant seem to accept that I dont like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I think you missed my joke there Sam Ooops.... so I did, sorry..... really pissed on my shoes, that time !...dozy fucker, that I am ! (it must be my age!!):O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Migraines that come out of nowhere, not had anything like as much pain through last night since I was a highly-shaky three-cans-of-Red-Bull-a-day-and-loads-of-coffee drinking teenager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Andy Murray. And the fact alot of people cant seem to accept that I dont like him.Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Andy Murray. And the fact alot of people cant seem to accept that I dont like him.I can't accept that. You're lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shealesy Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 HMRC. And so it goes, I received a letter this morning dated the 2nd June claiming "your payment is overdue," so i made a quick phone call to confirm they had received the payment, they had indeed, on the 26th May, a whole 2 weeks previous o_O, so commence a couple of minutes of at the poor lass who answered the phone, then i asked if i could speak to (the name on the letter) Mr Roland Harding, and she said "i cannot pass your call on while your using that foul language, but thank you for your call, goodbye":swearing:ALL I WANT TO DO IS SWEAR AT SOMEONE MORE MEANINGFUL!!!Poor girl. I do feel sorry for swearing at her. And now all i want to do is find Mr Roland Harding and hit him with something heavy. Heavy like a jumbo jet.My question to them next time is, do collections work in a different solar system communicating in a very hard to translate series of beeps, winks and flashes as opposed to accounts being on earth, somewhere in the UK speaking English? As thats the only explanation i can come up with for HMRC accounts and collections departments being INCOMPETENT IDIOTS!!!/rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shealesy Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Also, the little rubber feet on laptops, always falling off. Use better glue? Please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 HMRC. And so it goes, I received a letter this morning dated the 2nd June claiming "your payment is overdue," so i made a quick phone call to confirm they had received the payment, they had indeed, on the 26th May, a whole 2 weeks previous o_O, so commence a couple of minutes of at the poor lass who answered the phone, then i asked if i could speak to (the name on the letter) Mr Roland Harding, and she said "i cannot pass your call on while your using that foul language, but thank you for your call, goodbye":swearing:ALL I WANT TO DO IS SWEAR AT SOMEONE MORE MEANINGFUL!!!Poor girl. I do feel sorry for swearing at her. And now all i want to do is find Mr Roland Harding and hit him with something heavy. Heavy like a jumbo jet.My question to them next time is, do collections work in a different solar system communicating in a very hard to translate series of beeps, winks and flashes as opposed to accounts being on earth, somewhere in the UK speaking English? As thats the only explanation i can come up with for HMRC accounts and collections departments being INCOMPETENT IDIOTS!!!/rantNugget. No matter how incompetent the company you are dealing with are, swearing down the phone at whoever is picking up will strip you of the high ground instantly and give you less chance of getting anywhere (better perhaps to ask why they are so rubbish while holding onto your composure, no?)..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 James Corden. I really want him to fuck off. And die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 James Corden. I really want him to fuck off. And die.I'm sure cholestorol will get him in the end. Or a devastating wave of silence at his next unfunny joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 HMRC. And so it goes, I received a letter this morning dated the 2nd June claiming "your payment is overdue," so i made a quick phone call to confirm they had received the payment, they had indeed, on the 26th May, a whole 2 weeks previous o_O, so commence a couple of minutes of at the poor lass who answered the phone, then i asked if i could speak to (the name on the letter) Mr Roland Harding, and she said "i cannot pass your call on while your using that foul language, but thank you for your call, goodbye":swearing:ALL I WANT TO DO IS SWEAR AT SOMEONE MORE MEANINGFUL!!!Poor girl. I do feel sorry for swearing at her. And now all i want to do is find Mr Roland Harding and hit him with something heavy. Heavy like a jumbo jet.My question to them next time is, do collections work in a different solar system communicating in a very hard to translate series of beeps, winks and flashes as opposed to accounts being on earth, somewhere in the UK speaking English? As thats the only explanation i can come up with for HMRC accounts and collections departments being INCOMPETENT IDIOTS!!!/rantFucking hell. So they made a slight administrative error which was immediately cleared up with one phone call, and you feel the need for this level of abuse at whoever comes into range? You should be phoning her back to apologise. I hate to think what would happen if you had any real problems to cope with. Get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Spotify informing via one of their ads that Christina Aquilera has a new album out and how amazing it is... erm no it will be shit like all the others.my teeth - on the verge of some severe toothache and still a week till my dental appointment.the BBC running 2 minute ads telling me the world cup is about to start and that they're covering it, fucking hell how patronizing is that? I pay a license fee and expect you to be covering it you cunts, dont fucking spend 2 minutes with one of those annoying montages informing me of something i already know. ITV are doing the same but not nearly as annoying as the BBC ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig ybgiR Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 People that watch tv, with the volume stupidly loud, yet STILL put subtitles on.What's the point?! It's even worse when they do it in a staff room... and 100 times worse when it's hollyoaks that's on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 People that watch tv, with the volume stupidly loud, yet STILL put subtitles on.What's the point?! It's even worse when they do it in a staff room... and 100 times worse when it's hollyoaks that's on.Er.... is it possible they might be partially deaf? Or maybe just trying to hear it over the noise of the staff room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig ybgiR Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Er.... is it possible they might be partially deaf? Or maybe just trying to hear it over the noise of the staff room.It is possible, however in the cases where it's happened around me, they definitely aren't partially deaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shealesy Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Fucking hell. So they made a slight administrative error which was immediately cleared up with one phone call, and you feel the need for this level of abuse at whoever comes into range? You should be phoning her back to apologise. I hate to think what would happen if you had any real problems to cope with. Get a grip.They've made the same "slight administrative error" 3 months in a row when all payments have been made in good time (at least 2 weeks before the due date), this one took the biscuit as i am currently low on funds, let alone the final 200 the letter claimed i hadn't paid, which i had. Its not the nicest piece of post to wake up to, sets the mood for the day, which is now a bad one, thanks to a slight administrative error.I do feel bad for the lass that answered. Though its almost a certainty i wouldn't get the same person again.Where did the sunshine go? That almost cheered me up, i was going to mow the lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 80's music, or at least the stuff I've just wasted precious hard drive space on. Got a folder of "Billboard" music from the 50's through 07. Going through the 80's it's poor shite!! oh apart from one TTD song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Konnie Huq.I didn't think it was possible for her to annoy me any more, but now she's gone and got engaged to Charlie Brooker. Lucky wench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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