Lemonade Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 My toaster and my kettle both packing up at the same time. What are the chances?! No tea and toast for me tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Grill your toast. Defy technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Grill your toast. Defy technology.I did. It burnt. Bad times.The toaster is totally fucked, the kettle still works but it literally fell to bits and now I have to try and put it back together every time I want to boil it. Too much hassle really. Plus there's no milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I did. It burnt. Bad times.The toaster is totally fucked, the kettle still works but it literally fell to bits and now I have to try and put it back together every time I want to boil it. Too much hassle really. Plus there's no milk.Stop being such a pussy. Boil your water in a pot. Make your own milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 What Lego kettle nonsense is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 What Lego kettle nonsense is this?Well a panel fell off the lid. And then under that there was the whole spring mechanism that opens the lid and holds it in place etc. It all just fell to bits and the springs fell into the boiling water. So I can boil it but I can't close the lid so it doesn't switch off. This is the worst rant ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 You can get kettles for 50p or something in Tesco or Asda now though so it's OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Cuntrags on King Street.Spiking one of my tires. And this is the second time this has happened, the first time it was two tires.Also having my wingmirror smashed off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Cuntrags on King Street.Spiking one of my tires. And this is the second time this has happened, the first time it was two tires.Also having my wingmirror smashed off too.I really find it hard to understand people that do that kind of thing. I can sort of understand two guys meeting with a drink in them and getting annoyed to the extent that they want to fight each other, but random acts of vandalism on random peoples property defies belief. ?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I really find it hard to understand people that do that kind of thing. I can sort of understand two guys meeting with a drink in them and getting annoyed to the extent that they want to fight each other, but random acts of vandalism on random peoples property defies belief. ?(And to think I pay the council 80 for the privilege of it. But not any more, managed to find secure parking on King Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I really find it hard to understand people that do that kind of thing. I can sort of understand two guys meeting with a drink in them and getting annoyed to the extent that they want to fight each other, but random acts of vandalism on random peoples property defies belief. ?(It's grim...especially when they turn their attention to toasters, and also remove the retaining screws on kettle lids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dianne Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Cuntrags on King Street.Spiking one of my tires. And this is the second time this has happened, the first time it was two tires.Also having my wingmirror smashed off too.i'm still waiting for this to happen to my car. it seems parking anywhere central carries such a risk. literally every day i walk up to it praying both wing mirrors are still there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 It's grim...especially when they turn their attention to toasters, and also remove the retaining screws on kettle lids First it's putting weird videos on youtube, then it's kitchen appliance assaults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I can confirm that trying to save a few bucks buying a cheap kettle from Asda is not a good idea...or the toasters for that matter...unless you like having one slice incinerated while the rest are not toasted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 The shocking truth is that these ultra cheap kitchen appliances are often assembled by specially trained squirrels for next to nothing due to the hazelnut-Renminbi peg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 it always makes me chuckle when the shop assistant offers you the option of purchasing insurance on cheap electrical items that often cost over the three years more than the actual item... i dont buy cheap kitchen appliances anymore they really are beyond pish. my 20 quid breville toaster is the dogs bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Bloody BA. What a bunch of moaning faced buggers. The crews are (I am led to believe) already one of, if not the best paid cabin crews in the business. Now due to them going on strike, (everybody and their dog is flapping) it's near impossible to get through to them on the phone to change a flight time. Can't do it online. Aberdeen airport general helpline can't/won't put me through to the BA desk at Dyce. WANK!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Hopefully they'll go bust, permanently solving the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Burnistoun - god it's awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 A flatmates attention seeking ways, christ you can't go for a piss or brush your teeth without her creeping out of her room and going "hiya, how are you?". The last fucking thing I want to do when I'm just up is put on a happy face and make small talk... She just needs SO much attention; if she falls out with her boyfriend she takes him into the kitchen if she knows people are there and screams at him in front of us. We tried ignoring her, just carrying on our conversation and she screams even louder "Look EVEN MY FLATMATES arent' interested in your little lies" Eh no love, we're not interested in you.She invites herself into converstations too now, or eavesdrops and butts in with her tuppence worth. AAARRRGGGHI've started ignoring her now, and each time I've seen her I get a barrage of "hiya" "how are you" and "have a nice day" JUST FUCK OFF.I just need to rant it out. And no it's not the grotty fuck one, I've almost screamed at the grotty fuck one because she keeps leaving her toothpaste next to my toothbrush and it's making me gag. I put all my stuff on a facecloth as a hint, and she's still not getting it. Even after I told her not to put anything on it.I hate halls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 A flatmates attention seeking ways, christ you can't go for a piss or brush your teeth without her creeping out of her room and going "hiya, how are you?". The last fucking thing I want to do when I'm just up is put on a happy face and make small talk... She just needs SO much attention; if she falls out with her boyfriend she takes him into the kitchen if she knows people are there and screams at him in front of us. We tried ignoring her, just carrying on our conversation and she screams even louder "Look EVEN MY FLATMATES arent' interested in your little lies" Eh no love, we're not interested in you.She invites herself into converstations too now, or eavesdrops and butts in with her tuppence worth. AAARRRGGGHI've started ignoring her now, and each time I've seen her I get a barrage of "hiya" "how are you" and "have a nice day" JUST FUCK OFF.I just need to rant it out. And no it's not the grotty fuck one, I've almost screamed at the grotty fuck one because she keeps leaving her toothpaste next to my toothbrush and it's making me gag. I put all my stuff on a facecloth as a hint, and she's still not getting it. Even after I told her not to put anything on it.I hate halls.Punch her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Punch her.You missed out - Set up camcorder, then punch her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skubbs Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 She just does my tits in, she knocks on my door any time she fancies and gets huffy when I tell her I'm busy or to go away, or I'll be having a conversation about a chum in the kitchen and she waltzes in and just stands there. I am going to end up punching her if she doesn't fuck off, July can't come soon enough...Plus we can all hear her eating, she chews as if she's been starved for weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Just an excuse to post pics of Gina Carano.I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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