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One tried to drive through me while turning hurriedly into a junction. I didn't get a good look at his face, but I'm pretty certain he was chomping a cigar, laughing maniacally and getting head from his secretary.

Sounds like my sorta guy.

(No, I'm not a secretary)

yeah, many bmw drivers are very bullish on the road, I too have found.

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Surely it wasn't just at my school that the following exchange took place?

Boy 1 - "Does your dad have a BMW?"

Boy 2 - "Yes."

Boy 1 - "Ha ha, your dad's got a black man's willy!"

Our joke was "Would you clean a BMW for a fiver?"

I'm sure you can guess the rest.

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Our school joke was:

Boy 1: "So your Dad has a Beamer?"

Boy 2: "Yeah"

Boy 1: "What's he got to be so embarrassed about?"

A tad more innocent than all you sick cock-obsessed cunts.

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I hate banks. Banks and their rules, treating everyone like they are some sort of money laundering gangster. I'd rather just keep all my money in a jar. A jar with a debit card.

Blame the FSA, not the bank mandem.

I wrote a cheque last week. It proper freaked me out doing that after so long...

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