Bigsby Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Stuck for a Christmas present for a loved one? Here's something that anyone would love to unwrap on Christmas morning.PAUL ROSS - 20 Inch Canvas Print (51cm) by MirrorPrintStore: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & HomeThe reviews are classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Brilliant... I just read all 36 reviews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 I urge you, dear reader, to bathe in the warmth of Paul's chubby glow. My heart is at peace now - I only wish the same for you.o_OPAAAAAAAAAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 'If you only buy one 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross this year, this is the one to get.'...just pissed myself laughing and got some odd looks from work-mates because of that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Stuck for a Christmas present for a loved one? Here's something that anyone would love to unwrap on Christmas morning.PAUL ROSS - 20 Inch Canvas Print (51cm) by MirrorPrintStore: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & HomeThe reviews are classic.Personally, I'd rather be opening this...http://assets.nikdoof.net/desktops/Rachel-Stevens-2.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Oh dear:After hearing of the amazing healing qualities of this item I ordered this item for my great grandmother-in-law who was, at the time, on her death bed sick with cancer and had told the family she had left all her money to the Battersea Dogs.On unwrapping, she smiled for the first time in 20 years and I thought I was quids in, she'll come round and I can get her to change her will. Imagine my surprise then, when a week later the old boot choked it. Turns out on further research that you need a print of Ross in at least 27" before you get the full cancer cure effect, and that this smaller version is only good for preventing asbestos poisoning.Gutted. Still at least she died with a smile on her face. I don't think I can read any more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Thanks Mr BigsbyThe reviews are just amazing. Thanks for bringing them to my attention although I do worry about what you were actually looking for - a nice Les Paul pic perhaps?The comments are classic and show how little attention Amazon pay to their site. I haven't laughed so much since I read all comments on here from people getting uptight about Toxic Distortion. Maybe a few Paul Ross pictures would get everyone smiling again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 My children died recently and, in solace, I hung this in their bedroom. I have now forgotten all about them and can't wait for Christmas. Thanks Paul! :love: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Those are funny reviews, and there are enough of them that I can save some for a rainy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 those reviews are comedy gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 These are always good, was this a B3ta or Popbitch link originally?Here's another one for a Bic Ballpoint pen"When the initial excitement of taking delivery of my new pen started to wear off I realised that I shouldn't just write for the fun of it, this should be a serious enterprise, so by the second day of ownership I started to take a little more care of what I wrote." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
original_andy Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Why this amazon product doesn't have more reviews I don't know...Penetrating Wagner's "Ring" (Da Capo Paperback): John L. DiGaetani: Amazon.co.uk: Books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 The reviews are just amazing. Thanks for bringing them to my attention although I do worry about what you were actually looking for - a nice Les Paul pic perhaps?Just trying to find something for Mrs Bigsby's Christmas, I had decided on diamond earings until I saw this. I can't wait to see the look on her face on Christmas morning, she's in for a huge surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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