Oli777 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hey, selling 4 Jimmy Carr tickets for the 21st of June '09 - Starts at 19:30Sold out gig, these are decent seats in the Front Stalls, from R18-R21Would like to get all 4 tickets sold in one go, 35 each.PM me if interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Shredwards Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 i'll give you 25 for one.this might seem insulting but if it gets closer to the time and you still havnt sold them hit me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 These tickets only cost 20 each.Consider yourself roundly booed, sir.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli777 Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Not at all Fraser, I'll keep that in mind.@ Lucky Rathen - Yeah they did cost 20 quid, but they're sold out now... And I've seen higher prices than the one I'm putting out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Put them on ebay then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 @ Lucky Rathen - Yeah they did cost 20 quid, but they're sold out now... And I've seen higher prices than the one I'm putting out there!If you bought them with the intention of waiting until it was sold out and then selling them for a higher price, then you're a penis.If you bought them with the intention of going, then couldn't go and then decided to cash in and sell them for a higher price, you're still a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 If you bought them with the intention of laughing at jimmy carr then you're a penis.Jimmy carr's shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli777 Posted December 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Rathen, no and no...I have front row seats, basically I made a major fuck up whilst purchasing the tickets. The ones I'm selling are what I thought were front row seats but then I realised it was the back of the stall and not the front! Panicing, I managed to get back on the HMT site and buy front row tickets that were still available!So that's how I ended up with these tickets.. If you're not interested then would you kindly fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Rathen, no and no...I have front row seats, basically I made a major fuck up whilst purchasing the tickets. The ones I'm selling are what I thought were front row seats but then I realised it was the back of the stall and not the front! Panicing, I managed to get back on the HMT site and buy front row tickets that were still available!So that's how I ended up with these tickets.. If you're not interested then would you kindly fuck off Still doesn't explain why you're trying to make a quick buck off of your fuck up though, does it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Still doesn't explain why you're trying to make a quick buck off of your fuck up though, does it?Quoted for truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli777 Posted December 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Quick buck? What do you want me to do, keep the tickets and not sell them :/I'm just trying to get rid of the tickets, I don't want 8 seats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Quick buck? What do you want me to do, keep the tickets and not sell them :/I'm just trying to get rid of the tickets, I don't want 8 seats...Sell them for face value!!! I would have thought that was obvious. Unless you are in fact a lowlife tout. If you genuinely just want to pass them on because you have extras you don't need, sell them on at the price you bought them for. In fact I'll offer you 80 for the 4 of them right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Quick buck? What do you want me to do, keep the tickets and not sell them :/I'm just trying to get rid of the tickets, I don't want 8 seats...You're officially. A pleb. That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli777 Posted December 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Lolling.Why would I sell them face value when I can easily make a profit :/Call me a pleb all you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Lolling.Why would I sell them face value when I can easily make a profit :/Call me a pleb all you want.You are a pleb.Piss off. This site can do very well without your profiteering thank you.And also Jimmy Carr isnt funny. At all. Its a series of one-liners with no recurring themes or running jokes/storytelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 As I said...If you want to make a profit... put them on ebay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 And also Jimmy Carr isnt funny. At all. Its a series of one-liners with no recurring themes or running jokes/storytelling.He was brilliant at the music hall last time. There is a lot more to him than his TV persona. I was dubious before going but haven't laughed as much since. His timing was flawless. I don't see why you need to tell a story to be funny, a one-liner can be as funny and clever as a long winded set-up. His book about jokes (not technically a joke book) is great and I would highly recommend it, he comes across like a nerdy comedy historian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Lolling.Why would I sell them face value when I can easily make a profit :/Call me a pleb all you want.You're a pleb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 What a dick - I hate touts, and that is what you are, regardless of your "story" about having extra tickets. Sell them at face value, and stop being a cunt.I think Jimmy Carr is funny, hilarious in fact, but there's no way I'd give you almost double what you paid for the ticket, just out of principle.Like Nefarious above says, fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indie King Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Sell them for face value!!! I would have thought that was obvious. Unless you are in fact a lowlife tout. If you genuinely just want to pass them on because you have extras you don't need, sell them on at the price you bought them for. In fact I'll offer you 80 for the 4 of them right now....and then sell them on ebay for 40 a go.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Lolling.Why would I sell them face value when I can easily make a profit :/Call me a pleb all you want.You fucking scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Lolling.Why would I sell them face value when I can easily make a profit :/Call me a pleb all you want.I'd rather call you a dick or a cunt.You dick/cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran_imray Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Why would I sell them face value when I can easily make a profit.Nit, just nit. Go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilJ73 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Jimmy Car ticketsHi thereDo you still have those tcikest for sale. I'd be keen to buy all 4 if possible please.Thanks EmiJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffer09 Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Hey,someone folk I know are maybe Keen,All four, 120? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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