Johnny Mac Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Sounds nasty...Wonder which club it is.Footie ace 'gang sex assault' in showers | The Sun |News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 "Take two bottles in the shower? Not me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?Gang rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Sounds nasty...Wonder which club it is.Footie ace 'gang sex assault' in showers | The Sun |NewsNot to deflect from the seriousness of the allegation, but why (oh why?) do the Red Tops insist on using superlatives for everything?for Footie Ace, read Youth PlayerThe worst I've ever seen was "Eastenders Star in pub brawl" - the "star" in question was a recurring extra in the Queen Vic scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 "That shampoo cost how much? Well, bugger me...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 He was asking for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 that's what you tell all the lads, isnt it Phil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 that's what you tell all the lads, isnt it Phil?Builds character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Builds character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 My thoughts exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Hmm.CLUB STATEMENT: AARON CHALMERS | Oldham Athletic | News | News Update | News Update CLUB STATEMENT: AARON CHALMERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Hmm.CLUB STATEMENT: AARON CHALMERS | Oldham Athletic | News | News Update | News Update CLUB STATEMENT: AARON CHALMERSNow was he the bummer or the bummee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I'm guessing not the bummee if he's the one who's been sacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I'm guessing not the bummee if he's the one who's been sacked.Yeah, bumming in the showers is completely acceptable. Telling anyone about it is a different matter though...EDIT: I misread your post, thought you said "guessing the bummee".I'm guessing he was the bummee to be honest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 And risk unfair dismissal charges? I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 And risk unfair dismissal charges? I doubt it.Hmmm - after I typed it I thought I was speaking pish o_OUnless he was lying about his team-mates bumming him...Na, I'm still talking pish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Hmmm - after I typed it I thought I was speaking pish o_OUnless he was lying about his team-mates bumming him...Na, I'm still talking pish(8characters) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 He's fucking ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 He's fucking ugly.Which footballer would you bum then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I remember reading about a guy on his stag do and his "mates" bent him over a pool table and shoved a pool cue up his arse. He ended up in hospital with serious injuries. He was in the paper saying basically that he was never speaking to anyone involved ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I remember reading about a guy on his stag do and his "mates" bent him over a pool table and shoved a pool cue up his arse. He ended up in hospital with serious injuries. He was in the paper saying basically that he was never speaking to anyone involved ever again.There was also that stripper in Australia that assaulted the groom at a Stag Party with a dildo Take it like a man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I remember reading about a guy on his stag do and his "mates" bent him over a pool table and shoved a pool cue up his arse. He ended up in hospital with serious injuries. He was in the paper saying basically that he was never speaking to anyone involved ever again.My fiancee's old flatmate either knew this guy, or her brother knew him or something. She was from Kelso, same as this guy.He took his "mates" to court and stuff - fucking horrific Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I remember reading about a guy on his stag do and his "mates" bent him over a pool table and shoved a pool cue up his arse. He ended up in hospital with serious injuries. He was in the paper saying basically that he was never speaking to anyone involved ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I remember reading about a guy on his stag do and his "mates" bent him over a pool table and shoved a pool cue up his arse. He ended up in hospital with serious injuries. He was in the paper saying basically that he was never speaking to anyone involved ever again.You sure it wasn't a snooker table?.....he'd be Ray Rear-done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Brings a new meaning to potting the brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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