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FAO Laura: nobody has mentioned your miracle online yet...


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I heard a story about the taps in the gents working.

I'm gonna check it out soon - I might even buy a soap dispenser oot o the ninety niner, ane that you push doon the lever on top and it squirts a nice wee dollop of soap that looks like spunk oot o a porn film or something, and leave it there as a present to the bar, the bar is a cracking place to get drunk.

Aye, I'll dress up as a pirate and get discount for a change, this calls for a celebration .

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