The Ghost Of Fudge Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 Fudge Awards 2009 - a local awards ceremony, for local bands - but where?For the uninitiated, the Fudge Awards are a yearly celebration of the fabulous, virtually incomparable musical output of Aberdeen. Bringing together the great and the good, nay, the very cream of the crop, we will parade local bands before your unbelieving eyes in a glittering awards ceremony to rival anything with an actual budget.Basically, with your help, we're going to nominate a number of local bands in a number of musical categories.Then we're all going to argue a little bit on here, and maybe have a couple of flame wars.Then we're going to let the online and fudge-gig-going public vote for their favourites.Then we're all going to get dressed up in our Sunday best and head for a venue somewhere in Aberdeen. There'll be bands, Djs, and an awards ceremony with booing, cheering and acceptance speeches. Like a crap Oscars.Then we're all going to argue a bit about how the winners R shit, and it's a popularity contest, and my band didn't even get nominated but we shoudve LOL we like totally sold out our show at the whistle and ferret, there's no aberdeen scene, you shut up, no you shut up, no you shut up etc etc etc....Anyway,People of Aberdeen-Music, it's "your show", man, in a sorta not-really-but-let's-pretend kinda way. We probably won;t listen to you, but where would YOU like the Fudge Awards to be held?Cafe Drummonds?The Lemon Tree?Liquid?The Moorings?Moshulu?Snafu?The Tunnels?(and also, go on, any early nominations you'd like to make? you're not allowed to suggest your own band. that's an automatic fail.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted November 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 my. head. hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 moshulu for most missed... it just aint moshulu anymore, know what i mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 moshulu for most missed... it just aint moshulu anymore, know what i mean?no i don't know what you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 I think he means it's shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 I think he means it's shit.But it always was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 He means he used to be able to get SOOOOOOOO WASTED there that he'd forget who he was and probably end up at soem festical WITHOUT EVEN REALISING HE WAS THERE OMG what a crazy dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 He means he used to be able to get SOOOOOOOO WASTED there that he'd forget who he was and probably end up at soem festical WITHOUT EVEN REALISING HE WAS THERE OMG what a crazy dude.you are my favourite community guru 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Cafe Drummonds?The Lemon Tree?Liquid?The Moorings?Moshulu?Snafu?The Tunnels?Lemon Tree for the win, it's the spiritual home of the Fudge Awards. Moshulu is a bit wank these days but it would probably be the second best option. The Tunnels is the wrong layout entirely, too narrow. Who's going to get dressed up in their best suit to go to Cafe Drummond! Liquid can suck my toodle. Snafu could work but it would have to be a weeknight cos they always have stuff on Friday and Saturdays. Moorings is a great place for the Fudge Nights but it would be more interesting to hold the awards somewhere else. That's what I think anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 moshulu for most missed... it just aint moshulu anymore, know what i mean?pretty sure it is still Moshulu, you should go down and have a look if you don't believe, while your there there you could pick up and deal with the pile of outstanding invoices that are still being received from that gig you 'promoted' at the club about 9 months ago.Ooh... burnnn.Also, Snaffles could be cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted November 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 ...also accepting early band nominations in this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Best Rock - Deadloss Superstar Best Newcomer - Avoid The MorningBest Indie - Edgar PraisMost Missed - The Maternal Bum Bond ConnexionBest International - Daedalian (if Glasgow is classed as International)Best Of The Rest - Captain FaceBest Extreme - KarloffWorst Band - Vesuvian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Best Rock: Copy Haho \m/Best Newcomer: Y Change Costume or MolineuxBest Indie: Cast of the CapitalMost Missed: No PasaranBest International: Le Reno AmpsBest Of The Rest: Greater the Shadow or KaterwaulBest Extreme: We Shall Be BlessedWorst Band: EstrellaBest Solo Artist: Kitchen Cynics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Vote Biz - nae guns, nae religion , nae politics, just lurve and sexy tunes and loads of moist tufts on the dancefloor .But far there's Ying there's gotte be Yang, so I'll even oot the balance by voting for most punchable.I want to see this person give an acceptance speech just so I can hate the wee fat fucker even more.I hate his gay hair products. I hate the way he checks oot my arse, and I hate his lame excuses for fucking up all the time.He is best known for pissing people off and leaving them stranded in foreign countries or airports without a bean, ggrrr he really grips my shite - or probably WOULD given half a chance, the fat, poofy,cabbage patch doll faced, ginger, whinger and all round incompetent waste of a belt - his droopy arsed jeans and oversized man pants sticking oot the top are nae doot hiding a wifies thong, and I bet it smells like spunk tae -a ower the erse.I widnae be surprised if he's spent my loot on granny porn - loads of auld trouts with floory coapy baps - except they're mair like droopy half deflated space hoppers, gyad sakes min, if ye are gan tae try to convince folk yer nae a marmite motorway merchant, at least buy porn wi do able chicks in it.So,,, a fat ginger whinger with a penchance for ladies panties, who lives in a house like this? and no doubt deserves the trophy for most punchable? you can decide . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 this was that thing you said about Jamesy aye?does he nae live in London these days?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Best Rock: Kashmir RedBest Newcomer: Velvet AudioBest Indie: The X-CertsBest Of The Rest: Rescue Party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Most Punchable: CloudBest Extreme: AblachMost Missed: Dr DrakesBest Rock: Deadloss SuperstarMost Metal of Metal: BloodnutBest International: Apes IQ or Certain DeathBest Punk: The Upstarts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadMetal Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 id vote for the Moorings or Tunnels, just because there the only places in aberdeen weve played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 I didn't vote it, but in retrospect, The Moorings is probably the most ideal place to hold the event. The attendances have dwindled, so the number of people likely to attend would look better in The Moorings than The Tunnels, Snafu, or The Lemon Tree.Plus, it's where all the Fudge gigs are held pretty much!Plus...ADDLESTONES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 I voted for the Lemon Tree, as the traditional place, but the Moorings would be fine, or Snafu.I'd nominate me for worst Fudge gig of the year....apologies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Best Band - Copy HahoBest Rock - Deadloss SuperstarBest Indie - Kartta / 10 Easy WishesBest International - Kevin "Zinedine" KilbaneMost Missed - Moshulu. It isn't what it used to be like or something along those lines...Best Of The Rest - Kathryn SawyersBest Extreme - Kitchen CynicsWorst Band - Richoshay. Fucking terrible. Offensively bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indie King Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Best Band - The Little KicksBest Rock - X-CertsBest Indie - The UnderkillsBest Metal - My Mind's WeaponBest Of The Rest - Hot ManguWorst Band - Estrella. Dear me they're shite.(Ricoshay ain't that bad ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 It could be quite cool in Snafu actually. Copy Haho to win every single award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indie King Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 It could be quite cool in Snafu actually. Copy Haho to win every single award.Including worst band? That's a little harsh given how good they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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