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Wanted: Shotgun ASAP

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Fire drill at my halls of residence at half 6 this morning. Had to stand outside for half an hour. Have now decided to go on a shotgun rampage a uni. Anyone want to accomodate? I'll give it back after.

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Fire drill at my halls of residence at half 6 this morning. Had to stand outside for half an hour. Have now decided to go on a shotgun rampage a uni. Anyone want to accomodate? I'll give it back after.

Shotgun?

Amateur.

Listen to your Uncle Samuel (L)

YouTube - Jackie Brown AK 47

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Tell ye what though - and allow me to digress for a moment - on the strength of that vid, Bridget Fonda would be getting it....and I'm not speaking about rifles either.

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I must say im more likely to be able attain a pea shooter than a shotgun, AK-47 or grenades... however. death by pea shooter sounds a little too slow and painful. Im not that mean.

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If only the peas were much harder, and made of metal. Let's call them "bullets" for ease, and if the Pea shooter was some sort of automatic device that could be used to propel these "bullets" ad high speeds.

A man can dream...

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What about going on a blow dart rampage? You could smite down the people who caused your fire alarm with stealthy abandon.

First your uni halls, next The WORLD!

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weather like this a big-ass water pistol will inflict some serious misery on anyone standing outside. spray them in the crotch, add embarassment to discomfort and you've got a winner. legal too.....

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Good. Make sure you do it with fists or hands like a real man and get on and do it rather than post about it.

Oh, I will. Death by tickles.

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I was more or less thinking about stranglation but tickles is ok. I'd probably just end up pissing myself. Not good in this weather. Freeze dried urine soaked.

Good call.

Actually, what is the freesing point of urine? I mean, is it the same as water? Or do the added waste products change it a bit?

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Would make you sound fucking evil on the news though, people across the country would be sitting at home saying "He killed them all with a pea shooter? Fucking hell..."

Grenades seems pretty boring, BOOM, job done, if your really pissed off you want to go Chuck Norris on them. Or maybe more Terminater if your talking shotgun.

I was also trying to find the freezing point of urine (curious after it was mentioned) and wikipedia has failed me for the first time ever:down:

I'm guessing it is the same as h2o ... perhaps when its cooled down after a minute or so...

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