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Cruise, Marry, Shag


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A game I played during an eight hour drive yesterday. Basically, someone names three people. The next person has to choose which ones they'd take on a cruise, marry, and obviously shag.

For example:

Michael Barrymore, Dale Winton, Graham Norton.

Cruise: I'd take Barrymore on a cruise because he'd be a good laugh and there's a pool.

Marry: I'd marry ........ etc etc

So I'll begin:

Margaret Thatcher, Dame Edna, Wolf from Gladiators...

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Marry: Thatcher. She's almost dead anyway and I probably wouldn't mind listening to her as much as many others might :p

Cruise: Dame Edna. Extremely irritating but I'm sure I could hide in a bar if not, a lifeboat somewhere.

Shag: Wolf. Purely because he's the youngest but jesus christ, that's not a pretty picture.

Becasue he's the youngest? Not because.....he has a cock?
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Guest Jake Wifebeater
okay, I have one:

Kerry Catona, Jade Goody and a bucket of Jizz.

It's not a bad one either...

Cruise: The bucket of jizz. The best hope out of those three for intelligent conversation on the waves.

Shag: Kerry Katona. Lesser of the two remaining evils, but still evil nonetheless. Who am I kidding, I've done worse. Much worse...

Marry: Jade Goody. Be a short marriage and a whacking great inheritance.

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