Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 What are you all intending getting your other halves for Christmas?This is in no way a ploy to get some ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Two lumps of coal - everyone else gets one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Nothing, as we split up.Which will save me a fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 I've got mine a new camera and someother smaller stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 I performed a tactical break-up to avoid not only buying Xmas presents but Birthday presents for her as well. Result! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humey Whilem Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 I'm really happy with this thread. Otherwise I would not have thought about presents until it was (too) late!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 A noose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 I will also be saving a wad of cash this christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 What a cheery bunch we are! haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Does anyone actually use the phrase "other half"? It's even more pretentious than "significant other".Not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 It saved the use of many words such as 'boyfriend', 'girlfriend', 'wife', 'husband', 'partner', 'fuck buddy' and 'slave'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Lets just hope those who have spoken about the presents they've bought don't get caught out by their 'other halves' reading this thread! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Does anyone actually use the phrase "other half"? It's even more pretentious than "significant other".Not Have you ever read a restaurant review in the P&J? The lad that writes them is an utter twat, and refers to his wife as 'she who must be obeyed'. All. The. Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Have you ever read a restaurant review in the P&J? The lad that writes them is an utter twat, and refers to his wife as 'she who must be obeyed'. All. The. Time.Can't say I have, I have an almost phobic aversion to the Parochial and Jaundiced.Anyone who uses the phrase "she who must be obeyed", even in an unfunny, postmodern "ironic" way, DESERVES to go through his entire life pussy-whipped...As non- as you can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest calumunderkills Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Have you ever read a restaurant review in the P&J? The lad that writes them is an utter twat, and refers to his wife as 'she who must be obeyed'. All. The. Time.He's not as bad as the guy who writes the Evening Express restaurant reviews..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Not this shit again... I'm leaving you alone this time, I've given you enough pelters about that. Hope your OTHER HALF is fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 "All by myself, don't wanna be. All by myself anymoooooore..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'm sure you could find a lovely lady underneath some mistletoe somewhere. Christmas is always a very romantic time... walks in the snow... sitting under the duvet on the couch... Gingerbread lattes... etc etc etc.I'm all about the Christmas!Humbug. I'm damaged goods. Women avoid me like the plague. I may just resign myself to ending up like Mr Heckles from Friends now to avoid further disappointment in the future 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 "All by myself, don't wanna be. All by myself anymoooooore..."Snivelling emo bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 A noose."what do you give to a woman for christmas that has everything?"nothing, you've already given her two black eyes....something like that isn't it?.....christmas presents?!....you are all hypocrytical heathens, join me!...I am a druid and celebrate newmassness, the calendar event that was hijacked by christians!....** shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'm gonna pull a "Van Gogh" this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'm gonna pull a "Van Gogh" this year.where do they hang out then?'ere and there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 where do they hang out then?'ere and there?hahahahahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Humbug. I'm damaged goods. Women avoid me like the plague. I may just resign myself to ending up like Mr Heckles from Friends now to avoid further disappointment in the future im sure some drunk underager would fall for the "mistletoe belt buckle" trick...no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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