Guest treader. Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 My dog's got no nose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 How does it smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 How does it smell?Like a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Like a dog.Do you and treader have the same dog then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 How does it smell?awfullll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 What's the difference between Trapeze Act and a High Class Brothel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 What's the difference between Trapeze Act and a High Class Brothel?Health and safety issues with low flying vagina?Fucking QHSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Health and safety issues with low flying vagina?Fucking QHSE.If this was really the punchline it would not make any sense at all. BAD JOKE.[EDIT= A trapeze act is commonly found in a circus and involves a man (or woman) flying through the air holding onto a bar attached to the ceiling by chains or ropes. A high class brothel invites men (or women) to attend a venue and become intimate with women who are essentially prostitutes. They are usually cleaner and have higher standards than regular brothels, and generally charge more for the privelage.They are the main differences. I could go into more detail if required.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 If this was really the punchline it would not make any sense at all. BAD JOKE.[EDIT= A trapeze act is commonly found in a circus and involves a man (or woman) flying through the air holding onto a bar attached to the ceiling by chains or ropes. A high class brothel invites men (or women) to attend a venue and become intimate with women who are essentially prostitutes. They are usually cleaner and have higher standards than regular brothels, and generally charge more for the privelage.They are the main differences. I could go into more detail if required.]An entirely fair point, consider me suitably chastised. I wonder what the punchline actually is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 I've always done that with "what's the difference between" jokes.Whats the difference between a Nun and a Baguette?One works in a church and the other is a loaf of bread, originally from France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 If you've always done it, does that make you better than me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 what's the difference between jam and marmalade? you can't marmalade your knob up a girl's ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 What's the difference between Trapeze Act and a High Class Brothel?One is a display of Cunning Stunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 I know 'high class' is supposed to be better than average, but I would doubt very much that if every prostitute in a high class brothel opened their legs to let you view what was there they could all be described as 'stunning' cunts. They are prostitutes after all. Pounded all day and all night. Hardly stunning. As a result, your joke better hop on before it leaves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 If you've always done it, does that make you better than me?Yes Adam, yes it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 I know 'high class' is supposed to be better than average, but I would doubt very much that if every prostitute in a high class brothel opened their legs to let you view what was there they could all be described as 'stunning' cunts. They are prostitutes after all. Pounded all day and all night. Hardly stunning. As a result, your joke better hop on before it leaves...Fuck's sake Captain Comedown, who stole your scone today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Fuck's sake Captain Comedown, who stole your scone today?A "high-class" hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 She wouldn't even accept that as payment, either!On the scone note, cheese or fruit..? Can I make this a poll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 How does it smell?Through the big gaping wound where its nose once was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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