The Ghost Of Fudge Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 i like the 'Best Venue' gnome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 ... or the Jack Daniels candle... every week: "what's in the weird bottle of Jack up there? can i have some?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Oh that reminds me. I spotted this bloke standing in the corner of the Ship Inn in Fraserburgh. I think he'd look great standing at the bar in the Moorings. I could probably arrange to get a couple of junkies to nick it if you like. It is the Broch after all. Some wag has already nicked his hook though. He's a big hoor, life size and heavy as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Being 'half Broch' myself, i'm wondering if that hook ended up lodged in someones skull ?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Quite possibly, although the bar owners may have removed it just to prevent that from happening.... I'm sure he used to have a hook though.Funny story, I was in the nightclub above the Royal Hotel last weekend (also called the Moorings incidentally) I was outside having a fag, and there was this complete nutter running around the street, totally chewing his own face off, massive staring eyes, utterly wrecked on probably a combination of different uppers. He's really aggressive and he's going around telling everybody he's going to kill them and shit, getting right in people's faces, really scary, he's even doing this to the bouncers outside the club, threatening to stab them and stuff (remember that part). The police turn up for a routine check and he darts up to me "They're here for me aren't they, if they try to take me away and going to fucking kill them, I'm going to fucking stab them!". So i finish my fag and he is over the road talking to someone else. As I'm goin up the stairs back into the club I meet the police on the stairs and I mention to them that there's this dude outside who is going totally apeshit, off his nut and threatening to kill people. 20 minutes later, I'm sitting having a pint, and he walks into the club! Not only did the police let him go, but the bouncers who he'd actually been threatening to stab, had actually let him in to the club! As I said in another thread, the joys of Fraserburgh. That was a weird night all around. I had literally been in the place for 30 seconds and a guy started on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celtic chief Posted October 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 My favourite things behind the bar are the pirate carving and the yard of ale!The Ride it Like you Stole it flag is cool as well.Although, it takes brave man to put a photo of himself being rogered on a bed behind his own bar :-) Must have been some lock in that night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Oh that reminds me. I spotted this bloke standing in the corner of the Ship Inn in Fraserburgh. I think he'd look great standing at the bar in the Moorings. I could probably arrange to get a couple of junkies to nick it if you like. It is the Broch after all. Some wag has already nicked his hook though. He's a big hoor, life size and heavy as fuck.That would be cool. Carl stole a stuffed emu for us once, but he kept it EDIT: what is the sentencing like for 'conspiracy to commit a crime' these day? GULP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celtic chief Posted October 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 That would be cool. Carl stole a stuffed emu for us once, but he kept it EDIT: what is the sentencing like for 'conspiracy to commit a crime' these day? GULP.One of the best featutures of the bar is all the stuff which has accumulated behind the bar.It must have taken ages to gather all that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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