french_disko Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 It was certainly one of my most unusual occupations, lol. I'm only trying to contribute with some of my personal insights which are relevant to the topic, isn't that what you are meant to do? Has anyone else been starkers in front of random people? I'd like to see stories!!you want to "see" them???? Pictures????I was at the gym just now & was naked in the showers if that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 I don't think I've ever been starkers in front of random people, except for in the showers at the gym. Which even then I found a little uncomfortable until I got used to it. I couldn't sit naked and let people draw me. I don't want to see other people's wallopers, so I just assume they don't want to see mine either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Woombler, I was in Club Sapphire at the weekend (don't ask why!)You were learning burlesque, weren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Woombler, I was in Club Sapphire at the weekend (don't ask why!)You were learning burlesque, weren't you?Damn! I am so busted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Has anyone else been starkers in front of random people? I'd like to see stories!!Busload of SAGA tourists. :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 I feel incredibly uncomfortable even in my bikini me too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 me too.... Where did you get LB's bikini from? o_OThis is a thought that's going to haunt me for years to come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Damn! I am so busted.Broch minks and their cross-dressing antics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woombler Posted September 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Broch minks and their cross-dressing antics...Oh min, I have been in the Broch once, couple of weeks ago, and I do not believe I shall ever go again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Oh min, I have been in the Broch once, couple of weeks ago, and I do not believe I shall ever go again....Fucking blasphemy! That's the motherland you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woombler Posted September 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 To be fair though, I had been dragged to that bloody Kylie and Take That tribute at the leisure centre - I ventured no farther - too much mental scarring.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 The Broch doesn't do burlesque.......but it HAS got 'Burl Ives' dancing nights....loads of roch folk lambada-ing to 'The Big Rock Candy Mountain', all bearded-up (even the men). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Oh min, I have been in the Broch once, couple of weeks ago, and I do not believe I shall ever go again....The first time I was ever in the Broch was a Sunday. The streets were deserted, it'd been raining and the sun was out. All around was just steam rising off the road, in that eerie way you see in films set in New York.Freaked me and the lass out no end.(It was worse later on when all the "people" started wandering the streets, Jesus!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 The first time I was ever in the Broch was a Sunday. The streets were deserted, it'd been raining and the sun was out. All around was just steam rising off the road, in that eerie way you see in films set in New York.Freaked me and the lass out no end.(It was worse later on when all the "people" started wandering the streets, Jesus!)We know. We were watching you Dave.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 You're obviously going to the wrong strippers. I know a few and they say it depends on who they're doing it for This is definitely true and not just what strippers say to make the men participating feel better about themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 This is definitely true and not just what strippers say to make the men participating feel better about themselves I don't generally get lapdances from friends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 I don't generally get lapdances from friends...I don't mean you specifically, I'm saying that's kind of a general stripper stock phrase. Nobody using the services of a stripper wants to face the cold reality that they almost certainly find it tedious. Maybe your friends are different, but if I was a stripper and actually attracted to a 'client', I can't think of many more embarassing and uncomfortable things to have to do than rub my crotch in there face within 2 minutes of meeting them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Has anyone else been starkers in front of random people? I'd like to see stories!!the entire clientelle of the moorings. on no less than 4 occasions. probably more.as well as countless random lassies met when drunk. as well as countless others at house parties.also at a few gigs around europe while on tour. most notable one drunk in Bremen playing guitar while getting my pubes shaved by a massive German Van halen fan.its just flesh. and hair. and drips of spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 the entire clientelle of the moorings. on no less than 4 occasions. probably more.I think I may have been there one of those nights. I have vague recollections of being in once and there was a naked guy standing on a stool, while Flash lit glasses of sambuca on fire and stuck them to his (the naked guys) arse. Was this you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 I think I may have been there one of those nights. I have vague recollections of being in once and there was a naked guy standing on a stool, while Flash lit glasses of sambuca on fire and stuck them to his (the naked guys) arse. Was this you?Nope. That was either Sandy or my brother, Stab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Nope. That was either Sandy or my brother, Stab.I love the fact your parents named their children Teabags and Stab. That's ACE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 indeed. we are the leaders of te revolution. which isn't going to ever happen. cos we're both skint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdW Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Apologies for dredging this thread up.Burlesque classes run monthly at Club Sapphire but days and times vary so email viva@castlist.co.uk for more info. She works for the Ministry of Burlesque and her classes are fantastic fun. I think the next one is 2.30-4.30pm on Sat 1st August but check with Viva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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