lepeep Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Was trying to think of a bisto joke here but the best I could come up with was "Aaaahh Bisto!" which let's be honest is preety poor.are you saying I waft my hot cum under kids noses? - I hope not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig WTW Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 "Man Milk" is a personal favourite. The phrase not the fluid. Although I've never tasted it so I shouldn't rule anything out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithaca Posted September 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 are you saying I waft my hot cum under kids noses? - I hope not!Hell no! I try and stay away from slander (if I can). Mental image not good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 fuck that. im not down with the whole "tasting my own cum" thing.sorry to let the side down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 fuck that. im not down with the whole "tasting my own cum" thing.Ah, so you just prefer to taste other people's then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 something like that, sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 "Bollock Yogurt" is my preferred term. "Dick snot" always amused me. As does "knuckle children". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 "Dick snot" always amused me. As does "knuckle children".cock blurt is good, makes me CRINGE though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Man muck. Straight to the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 cock blurt is good, makes me CRINGE though.Just keep out of its way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Just keep out of its way! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Man muck. Straight to the point.Shouldn't that be straight FROM your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 What's your point, caller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 'population paste' always makes me giggle :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Love custard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Love custard.I love custard too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 A)I am a waitor,= ]Hope you read that Jake:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Hope you read that Jake:up:Sure did, lol, ig, bellybutton etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Sure did, lol, ig, bellybutton etc...Riggy dig dig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intravenous Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Money isn't actually very important to me but for some reason just being dared to do something makes me do horrible things...like if someone says "I dare you..." and they clearly really don't expect you to do it its fun just for the shock factor .Does that make me cheap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 You're like a hooker that doesn't get paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlsBike2 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 On a night out, a friend of mine (male) was wearing a lilac and silver cowboy hat, that a couple of us had drawn body parts on, on a night out.A drunken guy offered him 50 for it, had the money in his hand and was away to hand it over when my friend decided to run away laughing!I would have handed the bloody thing over but no, my chum thought it made the hat even more "ace"Numpty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 We had a conversation like this at End of the Road. We figured that most of us would probably swin in festival-toilet-poo for 1,000,000, although someone said they'd do it fo about 10,000 if they could shower afterwards and didn't have to put their head 'underwater'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Are you talking about a swimming pool full of festival-toilet-poo? A paddling pool? I don't think I could bring myself to swim in it, but I might paddle for 10,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Swimming pool. I don't think I'd submerge the majority of my body in it for less than 500,000. I think the guy who said he'd do it for 10grand was just cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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