KimyReizeger Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Came across this in Oxfam the other day:The Street BibleIt's entirely serious: the quotes on the back go the length praising the writer's ability to put God's word into a digestable format etc etc.There are extracts on the web-page, but the best bit occurs right at the start, when God finishes his work, has a look then say's 'bingo' and 'calls it a night'. Cracking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Oh no! Sounds like Jesus is right in the shit:Has Jesus got a death wish or what? He’s winding up the religious strict and particulars like he doesn’t want there to be a tomorrow. Doing people good on Rest Days (technically illegal), talking up John Baptizer (politically dangerous), chatting about God like God’s his dad (capital punishment offence). He’s set a collision course with trouble and now he’s putting his foot down on the pedal, getting all confrontational with the religious leaders . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 The angel says to the women, Dont panic! Youre looking for Jesus, arent you? Executed last Friday? ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Top angel, Gabriel, picks up his work chit for the day. It reads, Destination: Nazareth. Contact: Mary Davidson. Message: Gods Holy Spirit will get you pregnant with his Liberator.Mary's ecstatic. Joe, her fianc, isnt! The only sane conclusion: shes been putting it aboutBahahahahahahahaha! I'd have gotten sent to the head teacher if i'd put it like that in school! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Bits of it read like South Park-esque satire, as though you could put 'well-known-satirist' as the author and it would instantly become 'Hilarious'- Daily Star. Attempts to make Christianity cool will always fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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