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Street Bible

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Came across this in Oxfam the other day:

The Street Bible

It's entirely serious: the quotes on the back go the length praising the writer's ability to put God's word into a digestable format etc etc.

There are extracts on the web-page, but the best bit occurs right at the start, when God finishes his work, has a look then say's 'bingo' and 'calls it a night'. Cracking.

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Oh no! Sounds like Jesus is right in the shit:

Has Jesus got a death wish or what? He’s winding up the religious strict and particulars like he doesn’t want there to be a tomorrow. Doing people good on Rest Days (technically illegal), talking up John Baptizer (politically dangerous), chatting about God like God’s his dad (capital punishment offence). He’s set a collision course with trouble and now he’s putting his foot down on the pedal, getting all confrontational with the religious leaders . . .

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Top angel, Gabriel, picks up his work chit for the day. It reads, Destination: Nazareth. Contact: Mary Davidson. Message: Gods Holy Spirit will get you pregnant with his Liberator.Mary's ecstatic. Joe, her fianc, isnt! The only sane conclusion: shes been putting it about

Bahahahahahahahaha! I'd have gotten sent to the head teacher if i'd put it like that in school!

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Bits of it read like South Park-esque satire, as though you could put 'well-known-satirist' as the author and it would instantly become 'Hilarious'- Daily Star. Attempts to make Christianity cool will always fail.

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