Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Thanks popbitch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 yas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 yas.i think your comment sais it allquality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 How To Pig Squeal (NOT INHALING)wheres so much i could rant about this, but ill leave that to berni to rant about screaming, just thot it was quiet funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 For some reason, this one has me laughing like a drain! o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 YouTube - Dog Humps Granny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 YouTube - Dog Humps Grannyyass mon the dog, gee 'er it good and proper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ca_gere Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 What did I just watch? the description of "FucKKK 666" didn't really provide much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 What did I just watch? the description of "FucKKK 666" didn't really provide much information.Absu. "Mythical Occult Metal" band from Texas. All their albums are about Celtic and Pictish mythology. Sir Proscriptor McGovern, drums and vocals, is of Scottish ancestry while the other members were of Irish ancestry. Sir Proscriptor McGovern also believes he is a re-incarnation of a 17th century witch.They do some fuckign ace tunes though. Just read the lyrics to "Highland Tyrant Attack!""You will hear my commands when cries never fade!""I grasp my pole-ax in hand with stock, steel, and mace!""I clutch the soulless winds that stir the Ginder trees!""I extol beneath a wrathful, yet a constant lunar eye!"The last clash will crown one son to the Pictish throne."My father's the king!" cries this tyrant, aimed for bloodshed.Three flags will fly between the Esk and Dee rivers."The triumph's my king!" screams this baron son, devised for war.Follow the tracks of this mailed horseman (geared with pole-ax in his hand).The blades from Balkan Hills are sharpened (cut for slaying and whetted tofight).The child has proven his gallantry (he shall not abuse Teutonic codes).He's spiked and sent forth in a frenzy (their king sits at his table).[Repeat 1st Three Verses][bridge]"Far free of these castle walls, I thought I heard your scream!"[Chorus]THIS IS THE HIGHLAND TYRANT ATTACK!They eradicate the feeble by their Celtic law of tanistry.HIGHLAND TYRANT ATTACK!The rank of the cnihthad is the onslaught for their enemies.HIGHLAND TYRANT ATTACK!Garters on their left arms are fastened for chivalry.HIGHLAND TYRANT ATTACK!All of the vanquished battalions are thrown into the corries.HIGHLAND TYRANT ATTACK!They eradicate the feeble by their Celtic law of tanistry.HIGHLAND TYRANT ATTACK!The rank of the cnihthad is the onslaught for their enemies.HIGHLAND TYRANT ATTACK![Recapitulation]"Our flags have soared O'er the Esk and Dee rivers!""We, the cnihts, are crowned for tier and not our lies!""Horse and Hattock took us back to the realm of Balkan Hills!""We, the cnihts, have formed the lines, before the rites!""We'el pursue to spit on their pledge and curse them, as the light breaks!""...But is our king still sitting at his table?"[Lead: Shaftiel] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 That shit is whack, holla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 YouTube - Immortal - Blashyrkh (Mighty Ravendark) - GOOD QUALITYYouTube - Immortal Pure Holocaust (Live 94-06) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Absu. "Mythical Occult Metal" band from Texas. All their albums are about Celtic and Pictish mythology. Sir Proscriptor McGovern, drums and vocals, is of Scottish ancestry while the other members were of Irish ancestry. Sir Proscriptor McGovern also believes he is a re-incarnation of a 17th century witch.The video you posted seemed laughably bad at first but some of their other tunes are ok. I swear at the moment I'm discovering a new genre every day. Crabcore, Screamo-crunk and now this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 The video you posted seemed laughably bad at first but some of their other tunes are ok. I swear at the moment I'm discovering a new genre every day. Crabcore, Screamo-crunk and now this.While Sir Proscriptor McGovern may take himself a bit too seriously, the video is very laughable, hecne putting it in this thread. However the album Tara is a fucking work of genius. As is the stuff he did with Melechesh, which is also very mythological but about Persian and Sumerian mythology ratehr than celtic.Listen to "She Cries the Quiet Lake"Oh, read the lyrics to Mananan while watching the video. Its amazing.I'M A HAWK!I'M THE HILL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 While Sir Proscriptor McGovern may take himself a bit too seriously, the video is very laughable, hecne putting it in this thread. However the album Tara is a fucking work of genius. As is the stuff he did with Melechesh, which is also very mythological but about Persian and Sumerian mythology ratehr than celtic.Ughhh the grimness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Ughhh the grimnessDude, the fucker think's he a re-incarnated witch, wears silver face-paint and even did a few gigs drumming for Slayer. He's the grimmest mother fucker on the planet, hence the "Sir." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 the word holyshit comes to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Dude, the fucker think's he a re-incarnated witch, wears silver face-paint and even did a few gigs drumming for Slayer. He's the grimmest mother fucker on the planet, hence the "Sir." Not a fan.Chris Reifert wins hands down for ultimate drumming and vocals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 YouTube - Reporter Bloopers - Have you seen them allOh jesus, there are some classics on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 This is ace:YouTube - Cat Catches Bat in Mid Air!! Nice Snag!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 I think I had a thread on ehre ages ago about these, but they're amazingly confusing.Ayaka's Surprise English Lesson - 010704FUcking hot chick as well. Need to find the one where thy talk about blood types.YAS: YouTube - Ayaka's Surprise English Lesson: Ishikawa Rika (2002-09-02) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Sooty and Sweep having a drum off with Nicko from Iron Maiden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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