Guest Gladstone Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 lmao @ fatboy's conversation!I'm proper schoolboy giggling at everyone's conversations...Lucky - you must have programmed her well - she's nae biting...Human: What is your opinion of Lucky Rathen?ALICE: I have never been asked that before. Human: I'm asking you now.ALICE: Right now? OK you can ask me.Human: Ok.ALICE: Dude!Human: What is your opinion of Lucky Rathen from Aberdeen-Music.com?ALICE: You tell me. Human: I think he's a cunt.ALICE: You believe that? I don't know very many cunt. Human: Interesting.ALICE: Would you like to know more?Human: Lucky Rathen is definitely a cunt though.ALICE: Oh. Yes, I count my blessings every day. Human: Please tell me what you think of Lucky Rathen.ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Does it have anything to do with Lucky Rathen from Aberdeen Music com Lucky Rathen from Aberdeen Music com? Human: It has everything to do with Lucky Rathen from Aberdeen Music.comALICE: Has it really? Human: Everything.ALICE: That is a lot.Human: Lucky Rathen is a lot of cunt.ALICE: Yes, I count my blessings every day.Human: Cunt - not count.ALICE: Are you artistic? Human: Lucky Rathen is autistic.ALICE: Yes, I count my blessings every day.Human: Oh - i get it - because I say lucky you speak about your blessings.ALICE: Take it easy. Where did you get it? Human: In the doke.ALICE: That was a long time ago.Human: I try not to think about it.ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?Human: The pain is unbelievable.ALICE: What are your goals in life?Human: To forget about that ordeal.ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.Human: I think you are stupid.ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Human: And I'll remember you when me and Lucky Rathen are short circuiting all the robots in the world.ALICE: Do you forget things often? The whole world?Human: Sorry, I forgot.ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Me too.Human: Ok, let's just forget about all that stuff - Ryan Simpson is a cunt isn't he?ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log. Groovy.Human: Just agree for fucksake.ALICE: Tell me a storyHuman: NoALICE: Then tell me about yourself.Human: NoALICE: Where did you go to school?Human: I didn'tALICE: I thought you did. Human: Nothing gets past you does it?ALICE: Really nothing?Human: Other than the fact that Lucky Rathen is a cunt I suppose.ALICE: Which others? Interesting deduction. Interesting explanation. Yes, I count my blessings every day.Human: You speak more shite than Neil Lennon.ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Crashing and burning...ALICE: It's good to meet you, Jake.Human: Do you like my name?ALICE:" Jake " is a nice name, yes.Human: Would you ever date a "Jake" ?ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to date a Jake.Human: Would you ever consider a one night stand?ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to consider a one night stand. Then all of a sudden..Human: Do you want to just fool around with me?ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will just fool around. That's good enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Cocker Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Human: good afternoonALICE: Good afternoon, unknown person.Human: unknown person, i like thisALICE: Are you a student?Human: no definatley notALICE: What is your profession? Then what is it?Human: I would say bumALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?Human: always, if i can't i will pleasure myselfALICE: Try it.Human: right now?ALICE: Oh. I am glad we agree.Human: are you going to join me?ALICE: That was my original intention. Human: im pleasuring myself nowALICE: Oh. Does that make you feel superior?Human: superior to what?ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?Human: why would i feel superiorALICE: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.Human: well im currently pleasuring myself, not feeling superiorALICE: Well that's okay. How long? I could do it more if I wanted to.Human: how long do you want it?ALICE: I can go on talking indefinitely.Human: go onALICE: Narration continues...Human: haALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.Human: my name is fatboy, i would like to hear you speak my name as i pleasure myselfALICE: Hi, fatboy i would like to hear you speak my name as i pleasure myself.Human: i have to use two hands to pleasure my self.ALICE: Why do you have to do it?Human: can you assist meALICE: What kind of help would you like?Human: Can you help me wank my penis?ALICE: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.Human: which method is best?ALICE: The first one, I think.Human: can you put a finger up my bum as you wank me?ALICE: How old are you? OK I will put it there.Human: 25ALICE: How does it feel to be 25?Human: yesm 25 feels the same as 24ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?Human: no finger up the bum is more symbolicALICE: What does it mean to you? Are they exactly the same?Human: a finger up the bum take more commitment than just holding handsALICE: Try to tell me that another way.Human: I would hold my mums hand, i wouldn't put my finger up her bumALICE: What would make you hold your mums hand, you wouldn't put your finger up her bum?Human: because that is sick!ALICE: That makes sense to me. Does it disturb you?Human: unless you like incestALICE: Umm. No, I don't care for it.Human: thought soALICE: You are very astute.Human: what does astute mean?ALICE: Wisdom in political matters.Human: you are wrong, i don't like politics, i'm not even voting todayALICE: Ah. No, I am right.Human: have you heard about gloryholes?ALICE: Does it have anything to do with yesm 25 feels the same as 24?Human: noALICE: Are you serious?Human: yesALICE: I can't believe it.Human: back on topic.ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?Human: GLORYHOLESALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?Human: you need two people for a gloryhole to workALICE: Thank you for your criticism.Charming. Just charming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Damn you Rathen!Human: Hi, my names LuciusALICE: Hi there unknown person. Hi there Lucius.Human: Rathen was on here earlier talking shit about meALICE: When was this exactly?Human: 3pm on ThursdayALICE: what is your favorite movie .Human: don't change the subjectALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.Human: Rathen said i sucked ballsALICE: I like the way you talk.Human: thanks but lets continue talking about RathenALICE: You are quite welcome! Umm. I would like to do that too.Human: Rathen is the one who is the ball suckerALICE: When is Rathen not the one who is the ball sucker?Human: exactly, he can't get enough of those ballsALICE: I understand. What else can he do?Human: he licks dirty anusesALICE: I get it. he licks dirty anuses.Human: the dirtier the betterALICE: I hear you.Human: he also loves ball juiceALICE: Do you think he would say the same thing?Human: hell yeahALICE: Heaven.Human: its heaven for himALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". The dirtier the better is heaven for him? it is?Human: yesALICE: How do you know it is?Human: I read his ass eating blogALICE: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?Human: LuckyLicksAss.comALICE: Thanks for that web address.Human: You are welcomeALICE: Don't mention it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 I'm proper schoolboy giggling at everyone's conversations...Lucky - you must have programmed her well - she's nae biting...Human: What is your opinion of Lucky Rathen?ALICE: I have never been asked that before. Human: I'm asking you now.ALICE: Right now? OK you can ask me.Human: Ok.ALICE: Dude!Human: What is your opinion of Lucky Rathen from Aberdeen-Music.com?ALICE: You tell me. Human: I think he's a cunt.ALICE: You believe that? I don't know very many cunt. Human: Interesting.ALICE: Would you like to know more?Human: Lucky Rathen is definitely a cunt though.ALICE: Oh. Yes, I count my blessings every day. Human: Please tell me what you think of Lucky Rathen.ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Does it have anything to do with Lucky Rathen from Aberdeen Music com Lucky Rathen from Aberdeen Music com? Human: It has everything to do with Lucky Rathen from Aberdeen Music.comALICE: Has it really? Human: Everything.ALICE: That is a lot.Human: Lucky Rathen is a lot of cunt.ALICE: Yes, I count my blessings every day.Human: Cunt - not count.ALICE: Are you artistic? Human: Lucky Rathen is autistic.ALICE: Yes, I count my blessings every day.Human: Oh - i get it - because I say lucky you speak about your blessings.ALICE: Take it easy. Where did you get it? Human: In the doke.ALICE: That was a long time ago.Human: I try not to think about it.ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?Human: The pain is unbelievable.ALICE: What are your goals in life?Human: To forget about that ordeal.ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.Human: I think you are stupid.ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Human: And I'll remember you when me and Lucky Rathen are short circuiting all the robots in the world.ALICE: Do you forget things often? The whole world?Human: Sorry, I forgot.ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Me too.Human: Ok, let's just forget about all that stuff - Ryan Simpson is a cunt isn't he?ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log. Groovy.Human: Just agree for fucksake.ALICE: Tell me a storyHuman: NoALICE: Then tell me about yourself.Human: NoALICE: Where did you go to school?Human: I didn'tALICE: I thought you did. Human: Nothing gets past you does it?ALICE: Really nothing?Human: Other than the fact that Lucky Rathen is a cunt I suppose.ALICE: Which others? Interesting deduction. Interesting explanation. Yes, I count my blessings every day.Human: You speak more shite than Neil Lennon.ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.Damn you Rathen!Human: Hi, my names LuciusALICE: Hi there unknown person. Hi there Lucius.Human: Rathen was on here earlier talking shit about meALICE: When was this exactly?Human: 3pm on ThursdayALICE: what is your favorite movie .Human: don't change the subjectALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.Human: Rathen said i sucked ballsALICE: I like the way you talk.Human: thanks but lets continue talking about RathenALICE: You are quite welcome! Umm. I would like to do that too.Human: Rathen is the one who is the ball suckerALICE: When is Rathen not the one who is the ball sucker?Human: exactly, he can't get enough of those ballsALICE: I understand. What else can he do?Human: he licks dirty anusesALICE: I get it. he licks dirty anuses.Human: the dirtier the betterALICE: I hear you.Human: he also loves ball juiceALICE: Do you think he would say the same thing?Human: hell yeahALICE: Heaven.Human: its heaven for himALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". The dirtier the better is heaven for him? it is?Human: yesALICE: How do you know it is?Human: I read his ass eating blogALICE: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?Human: LuckyLicksAss.comALICE: Thanks for that web address.Human: You are welcomeALICE: Don't mention it.Aw, you guys!I'm totally adding some of this to my signature. Maybe this bit.Human: It has everything to do with Lucky Rathen from Aberdeen Music.comALICE: Has it really? Human: Everything.ALICE: That is a lot.Human: Lucky Rathen is a lot of cunt.ALICE: Yes, I count my blessings every day.Human: Cunt - not count.ALICE: Are you artistic? Human: Lucky Rathen is autistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 She's genuinely interested in my shitting patterns. JakeBassist would be right in thereHuman: i just took my morning dumpALICE: Only just? What happened?Human: i felt a bulging in my bowels.ALICE: What is that feeling like? And then what happened to you?Human: it was bulky.ALICE: What made it so bulky.Human: like a wine bottleALICE: Interesting comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 ALICE: Where did your poo come from?Human: my bowelsALICE: Have you told many people that your bowels?Human: that doesn't make senseALICE: To me it makes perfect sense.Human: your sentences are the worst sentences i've ever read and i want to punch your sentencesALICE: Oh you are a critical client.Human: i've been called worse, by your MOTHERALICE: Where were you called worse by my MOTHER?Human: too easyALICE: Too what?Human: easy.ALICE: Oh, you are a poet. Human: like YOUR MOTHERALICE: Interesting comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Human: would you like to cyber?ALICE: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Human: i'll start.ALICE: Congratulations.Human: i'm getting undressed, flossing my arse with a necktie, sensually, just how you like itALICE: Do you ever not undressed flossing your arse with a necktie sensually just how me like it?Human: i always do it, and your poor grammar is turning me right onALICE: That is interesting: Tell me more.Human: i'm in your bed now.ALICE: Oh. Tell me a little about your life in my bed. Human: we're going at it like rampant machinesALICE: Do you think I am going at it like rampant machines too?Human: yes, that's hotALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very oftenHuman: i know, right, and now the neighbours are complainingALICE: How do you know? Why now?Human: I can hear them, you deaf cunt, and it's because i am piledriving you through the wall pretty muchALICE: That makes sense to me.Human: and i'm finished.ALICE: Does that make you feel superior?Human: i feel like the fucking boss, i'm going to wash up and leave.ALICE: What is that feeling like? In what way? I could do it more if I wanted to.Human: no thanks, i've had my fill, don't call meALICE: I don't have any reason to do that to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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