Lemonade Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 I know this is as old as the hills, but I just rediscovered it and it still amuses the fuck out of me.TEEN POETRY CORNER (@ CHICKENHEAD.COM)I especially like the work of Cassie Lund, and Dick Ewing's "World Of Love" is a masterpiece.Teenage angst eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 If life were "Saved by the Bell,"I pretend to be Zach butI would be Screech.I have to wear these ridiculous pantsAnd talk in a funny voiceAnd cry tears inside.Here we can see the speaker comparing life to a fictional American high school, wherein he utilizes two conflicting forces in late twentieth centruy consciousness - the powerful Gods of Zach and Screech - to represent the duality of his life experience. The poet goes on to draw a negative conclusion concerning his farcical apparel, presumably a prerequisite to the worship of Screech, yet also an exterior that contradicts his inner emotions, emotions expressed with devastating sublimity in the final line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 I keep worrying if long pubes are gay.I just wanna stop it all and say "hey!"I challenge anyone to a detailed analysis of this passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 He is like a white knightAnd I his fair maidenSo why does he ignore meAnd talk to Carla all the time?Why should that bitch have himWhen I'm the one who blew himAt Homecoming?Classy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Here we can see the speaker comparing life to a fictional American high school, wherein he utilizes two conflicting forces in late twentieth centruy consciousness - the powerful Gods of Zach and Screech - to represent the duality of his life experience. The poet goes on to draw a negative conclusion concerning his farcical apparel, presumably a prerequisite to the worship of Screech, yet also an exterior that contradicts his inner emotions, emotions expressed with devastating sublimity in the final line...is screech not a porn star now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 is screech not a porn star now?Not quite. Here's what i found out thanks to Wikipedia's page on Dustin Diamond (aka screech)Sex tapeOn November 13, 2006, Dustin Diamond's sex tape Screeched, aka Saved by the Smell, was released by Red Light District. It features a bride-to-be, her bridesmaid, Diamond, and a friend of his all engaging in various sexual acts, including a dirty sanchez. According to Diamond, the sex tape got out because he and some buddies allegedly have a "monthly gathering" wherein they allegedly exchange such tapes which earn points based on "what we're able to accomplish" on film. "We do it almost like poker. The tape could have been left out in anybody’s home, machine, computer." The people that are allegedly involved in this group are all, according to Diamond, 'profile people.' Diamond has expressed the belief that the tape was not leaked by any of those people, but that it may have been the significant other of one of them. Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, acknowledges there was hope that the tape would raise his client's profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 blah blah Screech blahHe's currently doing a TV show called Celebrity Wrestling, being trained by Hulk Hogan!-- Rajah.com -- Press Release For Hulk Hogan's New Celebrity Wrestling Show: Cast, Tapings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavlar Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 GAIA RAPER!!!Thrusting your swollen SUVDeep into Earth MotherAGAIN and AGAINUsing her. ABUSING HER!With ultra-knobby Goodyear tiresThat's a well specced Gaia Raper, clearly good traction in off road conditions. Does it come in red with sat nav? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Oh my GodSo like I love you Tony GAnd I want you to break up withCarolynBecause she's a skank ass hoWho gave that shady guy Tony B.A handjob under the bleachers atLast Thursday's lacrosse game.Has anyone actually read anything that could be construed as "good poetry" on that site yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavlar Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Its hard enough to construe it as poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers_spit Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 EmFairly sure these are meant to be ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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