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If life were "Saved by the Bell,"

I pretend to be Zach but

I would be Screech.

I have to wear these ridiculous pants

And talk in a funny voice

And cry tears inside.

Here we can see the speaker comparing life to a fictional American high school, wherein he utilizes two conflicting forces in late twentieth centruy consciousness - the powerful Gods of Zach and Screech - to represent the duality of his life experience. The poet goes on to draw a negative conclusion concerning his farcical apparel, presumably a prerequisite to the worship of Screech, yet also an exterior that contradicts his inner emotions, emotions expressed with devastating sublimity in the final line...

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Here we can see the speaker comparing life to a fictional American high school, wherein he utilizes two conflicting forces in late twentieth centruy consciousness - the powerful Gods of Zach and Screech - to represent the duality of his life experience. The poet goes on to draw a negative conclusion concerning his farcical apparel, presumably a prerequisite to the worship of Screech, yet also an exterior that contradicts his inner emotions, emotions expressed with devastating sublimity in the final line...

is screech not a porn star now?

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is screech not a porn star now?

Not quite.

Here's what i found out thanks to Wikipedia's page on Dustin Diamond (aka screech)

Sex tape

On November 13, 2006, Dustin Diamond's sex tape Screeched, aka Saved by the Smell, was released by Red Light District. It features a bride-to-be, her bridesmaid, Diamond, and a friend of his all engaging in various sexual acts, including a dirty sanchez. According to Diamond, the sex tape got out because he and some buddies allegedly have a "monthly gathering" wherein they allegedly exchange such tapes which earn points based on "what we're able to accomplish" on film. "We do it almost like poker. The tape could have been left out in anybody’s home, machine, computer." The people that are allegedly involved in this group are all, according to Diamond, 'profile people.' Diamond has expressed the belief that the tape was not leaked by any of those people, but that it may have been the significant other of one of them. Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, acknowledges there was hope that the tape would raise his client's profile.

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GAIA RAPER!!!

Thrusting your swollen SUV

Deep into Earth Mother

AGAIN and AGAIN

Using her. ABUSING HER!

With ultra-knobby Goodyear tires

That's a well specced Gaia Raper, clearly good traction in off road conditions. Does it come in red with sat nav?

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Oh my God

So like I love you Tony G

And I want you to break up with

Carolyn

Because she's a skank ass ho

Who gave that shady guy Tony B.

A handjob under the bleachers at

Last Thursday's lacrosse game.

Has anyone actually read anything that could be construed as "good poetry" on that site yet?

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