Captain America Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 In love with a wall. What the fuck? "Full, loving relationship"... I don't want to know.Woman 'married' to Berlin Wall for 29 years - Telegraph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Oh and here's a picture of the wedding. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but hes too thick my husband is sexier." Guess the Great Wall's not in a relationship then. Say goodbye to single Euan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 There's a documentry on Channel 5 next week about here - and some woman who's married to the Eiffel Tower.Tonight's documentry is this - Strangelove (Documentary)Time - 22:00 - 23:05 (1 hour and 5 minutes long)When - Wednesday 28th May on fiveMy Car is My Lover. Episode 1. Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This film follows two men who have sexual relationships with their cars. These self-proclaimed 'mechaphiles' talk candidly about the nature of their passion before embarking on a road trip to attend a car show in California. How will these two rather different men react when they meet each other for the first time?(New Series, Subtitles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John. Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 It's a condition called 'Objectophilia'Objectophilia is a sexual and romantic obsession with any certain inanimate object.One woman was "married" to the twin towers and committed suicide after they were destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Objectophilia is a sexual and romantic obsession with any certain inanimate object.Oh aye, NotBald's ex was a bit like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Oh aye, NotBald's ex was a bit like that...beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 There's a documentry on Channel 5 next week about here - and some woman who's married to the Eiffel Tower.Tonight's documentry is this - Strangelove (Documentary)Time - 22:00 - 23:05 (1 hour and 5 minutes long)When - Wednesday 28th May on fiveMy Car is My Lover. Episode 1. Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This film follows two men who have sexual relationships with their cars. These self-proclaimed 'mechaphiles' talk candidly about the nature of their passion before embarking on a road trip to attend a car show in California. How will these two rather different men react when they meet each other for the first time?(New Series, Subtitles)I am SO watching that. :O I know a guy who once got a dog to lick jam off his dick. Not really the same thing, but worth a mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 There's stuff about it in this months Bizarre too. I think Bizarre need to try harder these days, heaps of stories they feature end up becoming pretty mainstream after a week or so of publication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavH Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 so did anyone see my car is my lover tonight then?that was one of the strangest but most entertaining things iv ever watched.i pissed myself laughing at the old guy having a sly wank over the young boys cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Fuck, I missed it, I was out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 The young guy needs to get laid - by a female or male or whatever - becuase he just came across as a lost kid that hadn't a clue about relationships.The old guy was just a fucking exhibitionist pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Next weeks effort......Strangelove (Documentary) Time - 22:00 - 23:05 (1 hour and 5 minutes long) When - Wednesday 4th June on five Married to The Eiffel Tower. Episode 2. Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This instalment looks at women who are sexually and emotionally attracted to objects. These so-called 'objectum sexuals' shy away from contact with other humans in favour of structures large and small. The film follows Naisho, an American woman who has 'married' the Eiffel Tower and is in love with the Berlin Wall.(New Episode, Subtitles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I am SO watching that. :O I know a guy who once got a dog to lick jam off his dick. Not really the same thing, but worth a mention.Hahaha, that's always got to be worth a mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Oh aye, NotBald's ex was a bit like that...So very true:laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Next weeks effort......Strangelove (Documentary) Time - 22:00 - 23:05 (1 hour and 5 minutes long) When - Wednesday 4th June on five Married to The Eiffel Tower. Episode 2. Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This instalment looks at women who are sexually and emotionally attracted to objects. These so-called 'objectum sexuals' shy away from contact with other humans in favour of structures large and small. The film follows Naisho, an American woman who has 'married' the Eiffel Tower and is in love with the Berlin Wall.(New Episode, Subtitles)SLUT! Married to the Eiffel Tower, and in love with the Berlin Wall?!She can't have it both ways.In fact she can't have it anyway I suppose, that's why she's fancies objects. The silly bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 One of my mates actually gave penetration to an exhaust pipe one strange but mildly fufilling saturday morning ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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