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"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but hes too thick my husband is sexier."

Guess the Great Wall's not in a relationship then. Say goodbye to single Euan.

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There's a documentry on Channel 5 next week about here - and some woman who's married to the Eiffel Tower.

Tonight's documentry is this -

Strangelove (Documentary)

Time - 22:00 - 23:05 (1 hour and 5 minutes long)

When - Wednesday 28th May on five

My Car is My Lover. Episode 1.

Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This film follows two men who have sexual relationships with their cars. These self-proclaimed 'mechaphiles' talk candidly about the nature of their passion before embarking on a road trip to attend a car show in California. How will these two rather different men react when they meet each other for the first time?

(New Series, Subtitles)

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It's a condition called 'Objectophilia'

Objectophilia is a sexual and romantic obsession with any certain inanimate object.

One woman was "married" to the twin towers and committed suicide after they were destroyed.

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Objectophilia is a sexual and romantic obsession with any certain inanimate object.

Oh aye, NotBald's ex was a bit like that...

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There's a documentry on Channel 5 next week about here - and some woman who's married to the Eiffel Tower.

Tonight's documentry is this -

Strangelove (Documentary)

Time - 22:00 - 23:05 (1 hour and 5 minutes long)

When - Wednesday 28th May on five

My Car is My Lover. Episode 1.

Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This film follows two men who have sexual relationships with their cars. These self-proclaimed 'mechaphiles' talk candidly about the nature of their passion before embarking on a road trip to attend a car show in California. How will these two rather different men react when they meet each other for the first time?

(New Series, Subtitles)

I am SO watching that. :O I know a guy who once got a dog to lick jam off his dick. Not really the same thing, but worth a mention.

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There's stuff about it in this months Bizarre too. I think Bizarre need to try harder these days, heaps of stories they feature end up becoming pretty mainstream after a week or so of publication.

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so did anyone see my car is my lover tonight then?

that was one of the strangest but most entertaining things iv ever watched.i pissed myself laughing at the old guy having a sly wank over the young boys cars

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The young guy needs to get laid - by a female or male or whatever - becuase he just came across as a lost kid that hadn't a clue about relationships.

The old guy was just a fucking exhibitionist pervert.

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Next weeks effort......

Strangelove (Documentary)

Time - 22:00 - 23:05 (1 hour and 5 minutes long)

When - Wednesday 4th June on five

Married to The Eiffel Tower. Episode 2.

Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This instalment looks at women who are sexually and emotionally attracted to objects. These so-called 'objectum sexuals' shy away from contact with other humans in favour of structures large and small. The film follows Naisho, an American woman who has 'married' the Eiffel Tower and is in love with the Berlin Wall.

(New Episode, Subtitles)

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I am SO watching that. :O I know a guy who once got a dog to lick jam off his dick. Not really the same thing, but worth a mention.

Hahaha, that's always got to be worth a mention.

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Next weeks effort......

Strangelove (Documentary)

Time - 22:00 - 23:05 (1 hour and 5 minutes long)

When - Wednesday 4th June on five

Married to The Eiffel Tower. Episode 2.

Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This instalment looks at women who are sexually and emotionally attracted to objects. These so-called 'objectum sexuals' shy away from contact with other humans in favour of structures large and small. The film follows Naisho, an American woman who has 'married' the Eiffel Tower and is in love with the Berlin Wall.

(New Episode, Subtitles)

SLUT! Married to the Eiffel Tower, and in love with the Berlin Wall?!

She can't have it both ways.

In fact she can't have it anyway I suppose, that's why she's fancies objects. The silly bint.

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