Lemonade Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Completely pointless. But you could probably make a Maternal Bum Bond Connexion song title out of it.Pick the month (number) you were born in: 1----I fell in love with 2----I ate 3----I smacked 4----I sang to 5----I gave my number to 6----I murdered 7----I shot 8----I gave a lap dance to 9----I choked on 10---I bitched out 11---I had sex with 12---I humped Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------A homeless guy 2-------your mom 3-------a banana 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------a hooker 8-------an ipod 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------a goat 11-------my dog 12-------a ninja 13-------the computer 14-------a football player 15-------my neighbor 16-------myself 17-------a Jones soda 18-------a llama 19-------a pickle 20-------a stuffed animal 21-------a permanent marker 22-------my dad 23-------a condom 24-------my psychiatrist 25-------a policeman 26-------my brother 27-------my sister 28-------a baseball bat 29-------a DVD player 30-------a paperclip 31-------my cell phone Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White------Because I was high. Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual. Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green-------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because I'm naked. Gray--------Because that's how I roll. Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange------Because I hate my family. Other-------Because that's how I roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I was going to comment, but I don't want no identity theft guv, so I won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 It would be kind of difficult for anyone to steal your identity without knowing your name or birth year... I don't think you can do it from just a day and month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 It's clearly what colour shirt you're wearing right now that gives it away. Bloody identity thieves!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I fell in love with my dad!And obviously I'm the type not to wear clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I Shot A Baseball Bat Beacause Thats How I Roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I shot a homeless guy because that's how I roll....I'm not Patrick Bateman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavH Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I murdered a policeman because I'm sexy and I do what I want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 i humped a pickle because i hate myself.worringly accurate :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergency72 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I was going to comment, but I don't want no identity theft guv, so I won't.Maybe we're just paranoid (or something else) but that was my first thought too!It's not hard to determine most people's real names on this board. Then a quick digging up of old posts will discover what school you went to. Then thanks to friends reunited you can find what years you were at the school and probably work out the date of birth from there, and then working backwards you can find the first primary school you went to, determine city you were born in, before you know it, you have all the answers you need to complete a security check on someone!This is why (to my banks bemusement) I phone up with a new maiden name for my mother, a new city I was born in, a new school I went to etc etc....every other monthThese are crazy times my friend. Stay alert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Discourse on Hiding One's IdentityI quieten these thoughts by berating myself for being conceited enough to think someone might track me down me online (and then add a few details and records to my own file of internet stalkees). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I gave a lap dance to my neighbour because I was high.totally worth having my identity stolen 8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I gave a lap dance to my neighbour because I was high.totally worth having my identity stolen 8-)A recklessness typical of Leos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I shot a homeless guy because that's how I roll....I'm not Patrick Bateman!Ooooh! - Looks we we share a birthday - alonng wi Princess Di(ed), Patrick Kluivert, Ruud Van Nistelrooy & Dan Ackroyd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Y'all are so doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I humped a paperclip because i'm sexy and i do what i want.nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I ate my psychiatrist because I hate myself ..... :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbroonbreed Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 This is why (to my banks bemusement) I phone up with a new maiden name for my mother, a new city I was born in, a new school I went to etc etc....every other monthWhat are they now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 I gave a lap dance to a stuffed animal because that's how I roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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