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A strange thing I witnessed this morning

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This morning when I was walking to work I saw a seagull flying about with a cup of coffee in it's beak. It was very bizarre. I knew it was coffee as when it was flying about, I could see the coffee spilling out.

Has anyone else seen seagulls carrying unusual items in their beaks?

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I once seen two seagulls fighting over a large empty muffin wrapper.

Then one of them ate it.

He looked like he was choking for about five minutes, but I think he was fine after that.

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I saw a scurry throttle another one in Dundee. I think it might have been an ill thought out suicide pact considering the location.

I also saw one swallow a chicken leg bone that we used as bait to try to get it to fly into a bottle of homemade ginger ale that was about to explode.

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I actually saw this seagull chasing a woman at work the other day, pretty hilarious. Was just popping over to the shop across the street when I see this big bastard gull squaking at some lady (who I think was eating a bag of crisps), when it started to get closer the woman turned around and legged it... and the seagull continued the chase on foot. It was awesome.

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Everyone maons about the aberdeen seagulls, but i really like them!

They have cool endearing faces, and are really canny dudes.

Go Aberdeen seagulls!!

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Guest idol_wild

I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon at Bristol train station on Monday.

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That really is very odd. I've seen a seagull eat a frozen sausage in one giant gulp. That was funny. They can be right cunts those things, especially if you get too close to one of their young, they will swoop down at you and chase you away, I got chased the whole way up King Edward Street in the broch once by one.

Colin Mac had a wrestling match with one last week. True story. He was eating a sandwich one day and a seagull swooped down and took it out of his hand. Then the very next day, in the same spot the exact same thing happened, only this time he put in a headlock and wouldn't let it go until it let go of his sandwich.

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Guest Steven Dedalus
That really is very odd. I've seen a seagull eat a frozen sausage in one giant gulp. That was funny.

Me too.

Only it wasn't frozen, and it was a half cooked Bratwurst. It stuck out horizontally in it's neck.

Great times.

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Guest Neutral

I remember watching a grey(baby) seagull in the middle of the road, when it went to the edge of the road out of the way of traffic a large seagull pulled it back into the middle of the road. This happened a few times

I think seagulls have morals, it is ok to kill your kin for food as long as it is indirect

something we could well put to neds

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one took a lovley chicken bagel right out of my hands whilst walking up belmont street

It was fair to say, I was gutted.

You should have wrestled it.

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
one took a lovley chicken bagel right out of my hands whilst walking up belmont street

I remember seeing a seagull mug a woman at half 8 in the morning for whatever she'd walked out of McDonald's with, the look on her face was something else.

Ach, she was asking for it...

:up:

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