Sue Denim.. Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Got woken up at 5:30am by the general platform alarm due to a gas leak near the generators. Tested some heat detectors in a noisy module. Spent the afternoon answering a last minute technical query from some guy in the office.Knocked off and spent the evening in the smoke-room drinking coffee and playing the odd game on PSP.Note of Comedy: Some lunatic came out with the phrase.... 'Did you know that your head weighs a third of your body weight?'..... Um, so if I weighed 15 stone, I'd have a five stone head! What a thick cunt. I told him to go and weigh his head and come back with the result. He never came back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Note of Comedy: Some lunatic came out with the phrase.... 'Did you know that your head weighs a third of your body weight?'..... Um, so if I weighed 15 stone, I'd have a five stone head! What a thick cunt. I told him to go and weigh his head and come back with the result. He never came back.The eejit probably hacksawed his swede off to get it on the scales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neutral Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Ate porridge, had job interview, went to gym, fixed car, had a cup of tea, ate some veg, ate some pasta, cursed some women, went to drummonds, old school house, pearl lounge, priory and exodus, danced like a fool, got bored, went home, fed cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 new carpray tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Got to my car this morning at the Broad Street car park to discover a parking fine; I was five minutes late. Got in the car but then decided to get some breakfast and took off my jacket (because the sun was out). Went to the Bon Accord centre and forced down the worst soup I've ever tasted. Got back to the car and realise I'd left my car keys in the jacket that I had taken off due to the hot weather. Realised that all the books I need for an exam were in the car. Skulked around uni trying to procure books; didn't really come off. Exam starts in fifteen minutes and I'm completely unprepared and conscious of wasting a lot of time and money over the past few days.Balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Got up at half 8, drove my girlfriend to work, drove home again and had a shower and some breakfast, made it into work at 10. Left work at 6, got home and played a bit of Football Manager for an hour or so and had my tea and watched Scrubs. Then I went and picked up my girlfriend, back to mine, and we watched The Birds (Hitchcock) which I thought I'd seen about a dozen times but it turns out I haven't seen at all. Bed. Pretty boring day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Subtle Arts Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I argued all day with the missus... I mean all day, face to face, over msn (while in the same house, how sad is that) and only got make up sex this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I argued all day with the missus... I mean all day, face to face, over msn (while in the same house, how sad is that) and only got make up sex this morning.you argued face to face over MSN? What, you could actually see each other, but spoke over MSN? Were you at work and happen to work with her or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Subtle Arts Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 you argued face to face over MSN? What, you could actually see each other, but spoke over MSN? Were you at work and happen to work with her or something?No we live together so while she was in the kitchen baking and cooking like women should we continued to argue over msn while I was upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 No we live together so while she was in the kitchen baking and cooking like women should we continued to argue over msn while I was upstairs.She can bake, cook and argue on MSN at the same time??! That's pretty skills. I can barely even do one of those things at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I watched the first five series of Red Dwarf back to back.I have no idea why.I then tried to get all the work done that I'd put off, writing a 2500 word article on the Dead Kennedys, and then a 1500 word one on Thin Lizzy.Sadly, didn't do the 2000 word one on the Hold Steady, which was arguably the most important one.Then drank beer. Went to bed. Drank beer in bed. Fell asleep in bed, holding bottle of beer, and spilling said bottle of beer over my head. Silently cursed girlfriend for being in San Francisco, thus being unable to prevent me from being stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I watched the first five series of Red Dwarf back to back.I have no idea why.At least you stopped there and didn't bother with 6 onwards. Obviously not completely incapable of making sensible decisions without the girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 At least you stopped there and didn't bother with 6 onwards. Obviously not completely incapable of making sensible decisions without the girlfriend.It was a struggle, Chris, it really was.Basically, it came down to the fact that I can't find them on DVD.Nor do I want to, I hasten to add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 yesterday i woke up, went to work, came home, had dinner, fannied about on the internet and went to bed.today i woke up, went to work, came home, had dinner, fannied about on the internet and went to bed.tomorrow i will.. well.. who knows.. i might go all crazy and i wake up, go to work, come home, have dinner, fanny about on the internet and go to bed.i lead the most thrilling life. seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Mix it up a little dude, fanny about on the internet, THEN have your dinner.That's right, spice it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 tonight, after work, im going to Kemnay to ride the concrete park there. yas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 tonight, after work, im going to Kemnay to ride the concrete park there. yas.Hey, is that skatepark good? I don't skate but I come from Kemnay and I have always wondered if that is actually a decent one or not / whether people from outside the village actually use it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Hey, is that skatepark good? I don't skate but I come from Kemnay and I have always wondered if that is actually a decent one or not / whether people from outside the village actually use it?I BMX, and despite only being ocne and spening half my time fixing the shitty chain i had from Asda, yes, it is ace. The Aberdeen BMXers go there very very often.This time I willbe equipped with a much higher grade of chain and the ability to not be utterly shit at BMX.Only problem is it is rather windy sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 , yes, it is ace. The Aberdeen BMXers go there very very often..Ah, that's good - I was actually 'on the board' briefly as a 13 / 14 year old. I think I was a pretty influential figure in the whole project... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers_spit Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Yesterday I slept till 1, failed trying to revise, had a wank, cried a little, then slept.Today (tomorrows yesterday) I'll sleep till 1, fail trying to revise, have a wank, cry a little, then sleep.Tomorrow looks pretty much the same.Then higher music on friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 had a wank, cried a little, then slept.thats amazing. pre-sleep cranking FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 had a wank, cried a littlehave a wank, cry a littleHaha. I'm actually going to see him tomorrow night in Edinburgh, fucking YAS on a hot tin roof! :up::up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 I didnt go to Kemnay. Instead i rode at Westburn, Denburn, then had a few pints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers_spit Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 I actually ended up nicking my balls when drunkenly shaving my pubes last night/this morning. The bleeding and rapidly matting hair is proving detrimental to my studies. Any advice how to remedy it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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